1. And New Zealanders wonder why some people think they're weird…

    Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting a simulated cow have become a big attraction at an agricultural exhibition taking place in New Zealand.

    The fake "cow" -- a small go-kart with natural cowhide on its roof -- was developed by Ambreed New Zealand Ltd. to collect semen from bulls more safely and efficiently and improve artificial breeding of cows. [Chron.com]

    This would probably be the point at which to say: holy cow!

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "I can not find the words to begin to describe how it felt but I will do my best. It was the most wonderful feeling that I had felt for years! I had an instant full and total stonk on now! I began to thrust in and out and thought Oh my God! It was just wonderful! The cries of pleasure that came out of my mouth! I had hoped it would be good but nothing could prepare me for just how good it was…"

    See the full Pink Lady Fleshlight review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Pink Lady Fleshlight at Lovehoney.

    Hitachi Magic WandThe Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the best-selling personal massagers in the USA, and here at Lovehoney we've been busy bringing its soothing buzz power to the UK. The Hitachi Magic Wand is sold as a "stress reliever" in the USA, but it's actually spectacularly good for clitoral stimulation and generally getting you off. It doesn't look like a vibrator either, so it's pretty discreet.

    Besides the basic Hitachi Magic Wand, however, there's also a raft of fantastic Hitachi Magic Wand attachments that will let you extend the pleasure of your Magic Wand even further. Amongst our nine different attachments, there's the G-Spotter Wand attachment which will make you go wild when you hit the G-Spot, the Pleasure Dome for even more varied stimulation and the Magic Wand Pleasure Beads Anal Attachment for back door fun too.

    Browse our complete range of Hitachi Magic Wand attachments.

    Pleasure Me Chair VibratorYou could go to Ikea this weekend to get yourself some self-assembly bookshelves…or you could order yourself some full on sex furniture right now to make the weekend far more entertaining. Hot dog with mustard ahoy! If you haven't had a go on the Inflatable PVC Bondage Chair, Pleasure Me Chair Vibrator or tried the truly liberating Angel Wings Weightless Sex Chair with allows you to try all manner of exotic positions without doing yourself an injury, then you're missing out. Or you could get really daring and try out the gravity defying Love Swing, just like Samantha used in Sex And The City.

    See our complete range of sex furniture for even more home furnishing ideas that'll make the neighbours think there's an earthquake happening next door…

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "On first seeing this out of the packet, it looked fascinating. It wasn't long before I'd turned it inside-out so the wobbly 'spikey' nodules were on the inside, a little oil was dropped in to make it slippery and my penis was inside. Well I didn't realise it would actually be *that* good just on first entry…"

    See the full Sidekick Elastomer Masturbation Sleeve (Spikey) review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Sidekick Elastomer Masturbation Sleeve (Spikey) at Lovehoney.

    "People will be having sex with robots within 5 years". So says no less venerable a source than The Times newspaper, which ran its future of robot sex article a couple of days ago and which has subsequently has been spreading like wildfire around the internet. (Boing Boing has a particularly amusing photo of what robot sex might look like).

    But - surprise! - the future is already here. Sort of. We've got several Robot Sex Toys already on our virtual shelves like the Doc Johnson Robo Suck 2 and the MTX Robotic Mouth - and if you're looking for artificial intelligence, there's the designer sex toy Je Joue for women, the slinky programmable vibrator that pulses according the patterns you program into it. (It sounds geeky, but it's easy to do - and it creates some spectacular sensations as a result).

    See all of our Robot Sex toys for more hi-tech sex toy fun.

    If you want a couple of cute and cuddly toys that are coupling in best frenzied skin flick fashion, pay a visit to PornStarBears.com. This British site has several soft toy swingers, all designed with tongue firmly in cheek and other things in various orifices. Yes, it has to be seen to be believed. It may be just plush toys going at it, but it's probably not safe for work all the same.

    If you're inspired by this fluffy fornication to start pullin your own porn star moves, check out our Porn Star Secrets Of Sex Coupons - 44 tear off coupons for lovers who can't get enough!

    Plus we've also got the Anna Span range of DVDs, porn made by women for women by the UK's hottest porn director, and tons of official Porn Star products made and endorsed by the world's most famous porn stars.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "It does what it says on the iceberg -- quite outrageously. And lacking the fearsome 'all knobs and appendages' appearance of some "implements" it's far easier to introduce into the bedroom without making one look like some sort of exile from a Channel 4 documentary on the Amsterdam Red Light District…

    See the full I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager at Lovehoney.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "Initially I was scared to try this thanks to the instructions! Phrases such as "apply product herself", "a small teardrop amount" and "avoid on other areas" led me to suspect that this was going to be strong, intense and very unpleasant if i got it wrong…"

    See the full O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel (14ml) at Lovehoney.

    The possibilities for smutty innuendo are almost limitless, but, just this once, we'll desist. Leading sexpert Tracey Cox has released Tracey Cox's Hot Box, a fabulous box set containing Pocket Superflirt ("seriously sexy seduction strategies") and Pocket Supersex ("a crash course in not just great sex, but supersex") - all for a bargain £9.99! These books will fit discreetly in your handbag so you can browse them when no one else is looking and so lets you get hot sex tips wherever you are - you never know when you might need to know…

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