1. American Sexy Police Uniform

    ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date.

    The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

    Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

    Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

    "He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

    After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

    "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

    "I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

    The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

    Holey moley! This would be a perfect reason why, if you have a carnal need for dark blue with sensible shoes, you should get yourself some Police Uniforms from our store, not bother the real thing while they're on duty, otherwise it could all end very messily. And not in a good way.

    We've got plenty of British Sexy Police Uniforms, and, in honour of the cutie pie cop, an American Police Women's Uniform and American Police Man's Uniform too.

    Kylie style Hot Pants

    LONDON - A British police force on Thursday defended a magazine article advising women intent on getting drunk to make sure they are wearing nice underpants.

    Suffolk Police in eastern England said the "tongue-in-cheek" advice in the police-backed magazine Safe was intended to curb binge-drinking by young women.

    An article in the debut issue advises women "intent on getting ratted" to ensure they are "wearing nice pants" in case they pass out. [Read full story]

    What girl doesn't wear nice pants when she's out on the town? If you're in need of hot new pants - or new hot pants, ho ho - check out our Briefs and Shorts and Thongs and G-Strings - and our Kylie Hot Pants too!

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Tantus Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit review"I hated the picture on the packaging, which slightly put me off. But once you're strapped in, and actually the straps all by themselves are incredibly erotic, the fun starts.

    I tried this last night with one of my favourite pairs of lacy knickers on under the harness, and just getting into it was such a turn on. Then you tighten the straps, and last night we tried me fucking my boyfriend. We wanted me to have the same experience fucking him as he has fucking me. It was great…"

    See more Tantus Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit reviews at Orgasm Army.

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    Merry SaddlesThe French may have invented the bicycle, but it takes American ingenuity to come up with the two-wheeled dildo love fest that is Merry Saddles, a deeply clever and very kinky fusion of bicycles and sex toys that's all in the name of art. Be interesting to see someone enter the Tour De France on one of these… The brainchild of artist Kiera Dooley, she explains her pedal pumping creations thus:

    The intention of my ongoing project is to "enlighten" society about desire in a positive and often humorous way. Poster propaganda was the primary medium of choice in which dildos attached to bicycle seats began to erect themselves in my lithographic prints. Subsequently, I designed hand bound erotic artist books, echoing literary smut that has been distributed throughout underground circles for ages. These books share intimate stories about my fetishistic alter ego and her desire for bicycles as sexual objects. Additional bicycle perversions surfaced in my imagination, bringing about the flamboyant Merry Saddles™ Bedroom Bicycles™ parading in custom lingerie and bicycles that have been physically transformed to accommodate intimate riding situations for couples. Theoretically stated, the bicycle has served as a loaded signifier within my work, oscillating between transcendentalism, feminism, and gender issues. Simply put, I love to ride my bicycle(s). [Read more]

    We might have to get some of these. It makes our sex furniture look positively tame… or makes them works of art.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Jelly Krystals Ravishing Reamer Anal T review"My collection had plenty of dildos and vibrators, strap-ons, bondage gear, but only one timy little butt-plug and some little anal beads, I felt I'd outgrown them. It was time to branch out!

    I've purchased Jelly Krystals products before and they're always fun, good quality products so I took the plunge. When it arrived I was a little intimidated by the size of the shaft (and the missus said "No way, you're the reviewer, not me!") so we decided to use it vaginally instead…"

    See the full Jelly Krystals Ravishing Reamer Anal T review at Orgasm Army.

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    Heavy Metal Transformer Vibe review"You can have two very experiences for the price of one with this baby. Without the sleeve the slightly flexible acrylic shaft vibrates very powerfully at its maximum speed.

    It feels great for clitoral stimulation, a very intense experience and a quick route to orgasms! For vaginal penetration the undulating shaft feels amazing.

    It's not very thick but the feeling of the ridges as it slides in and out stimulates the g-spot perfectly, and feels good with or without vibration. It would also be suitable for anal penetration when used with plenty of lube.

    And now the real fun begins…"

    See the full Heavy Metal Transformer Vibe review at Orgasm Army.

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    Flipping 'eck! MegaStar reports that miserly bosses of celebrity totty show Love Island have banned vibrators or any other sort of sex toy being taken onto the paradise island. Apparently the show's organisers are trying to make the Z-grade celebs so desperate for sex they'll start making whoopee with one another for the edification of viewers. Apparently Sophie Anderton was "furious" at her "electric friend" not being able to come along. Like the MegaStar says - "No sex toys? Next thing you know they'll be banning bananas."

    Sophie's more than welcome to go shopping in Lovehoney's truly huge selection of sex toys whenever she gets back from what sounds like trouble in paradise…

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "The latest from Lelo is a winner. First off it feels really nice to hold, and looks solid and well built. It curves really nicely, making it a great external massager for the clitoral area. Also it's good for G-spot massage too.
    The many vibration patterns are controlled by one button, which is really sensitive - touch it gently and it purrs into life, offering quiet, pulsing vibrations that reach right to the tip of the silicone head. Squeeze it a bit more and the vibrations get more powerful (and the vibe a bit louder, but overall it's still pretty quiet). Keep squeezing and it goes into one of several amazing patterns, with some really powerful vibrations! I've yet to work my way through all the settings, but so far so good!
    Nice packaging too. And it's rechargeable, so no batteries!

    See the full Lelo Iris Rechargeable Vibrator review at Orgasm Army.

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    Wise - if somewhat alarming - words there from the Penis Pain blog.

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    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "This is easily the best introduction to vibrators that you'll get. For starters there's the size. It's small. It's cute. And it's pretty immediately satisfying! Nose, ears, legs – all good. Part of the fun is working out which bit feels best where.

    I personally don't think the finger ring is worth bothering with – my preferred method is to slip his paws down each side, with his nose against my clitoris before turning him on, which doesn't work if he's attached to my finger. My partner's finger is another matter altogether…"

    See the full Mantric DinkyRabbit Finger Vibe review at Orgasm Army.

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