Jen Sincero from LAist on the joys of anal sex: "Leave it to the human being to evolve into a species that's terrified of its own butthole. For the rest of the animal kingdom, it's the doorbell to the soul, the place where friends are made, enemies are sniffed out, and love is sparked. But not for we the people. We lock it away where the sun don't shine, take its name in vain every time we get behind the wheel of a car, and many of us prance around like we don't have one on the bottom of us at all! After all the butthole does for us, this is the thanks it gets. Makes me sad, it really does." "Doorbell to the soul" - brilliant! We've plenty of anal toys to help ring your bell too…
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Daily Eastern News: "Many women have abandoned the traditional Tupperware party in exchange for learning how to use a dildo correctly.
Sex toy parties are among the latest trends with women. The purpose of the parties is to give women information about sex toys available on the market and allow them to purchase sex products confidentially. Some sex toy parties even teach proper use of the merchandise." Indeed. Although we've often pondered the erotic potential of Tupperware…oops, did I just write that?
Reuters "London's "young sluts" wreaked such havoc among U.S. troops during World War Two that the British government feared Anglo-American relations would suffer, files released Tuesday showed.
Thousands of prostitutes and "good-time girls" were drawn to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square in search of young American men in uniform.
They took advantage of blackouts, which plunged London into darkness during Nazi night air attacks, to evade the police.
Admiral Sir Edward Evans, head of London's Civil Defense unit, wrote to the police in September 1943 to complain that "Leicester Square at night is the resort of the worst type of women and girls…"
"Of course the American soldiers are encouraged by these young sluts, many of whom should be serving in the forces," he fumed. "At night the square, with its garden, is apparently given over to vicious debauchery.""
A definite case of make love not war…
This is genius. Ananova reports that "A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.
Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad.
"Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.
"When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'."
The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says."
You could make your own mini-wall at home in best Blue Peter fashion using our Gummy Jelly Boobs…or you could just eat them as intended.
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Slashdong tells us that "Brenda Brathwaite, head of the IGDA Sex In Games Special Interest Group is currently looking to interview several individuals who regularly engage in cybersex for an upcoming project she's working on. If you would like to be a part of this project, please contact her at brenda at mmorgy dot com." Time to share your fantasies in the interests of science…
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Reuters: "Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday.
A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity". Sixty five mannequins have been impounded so far." Best not stand too still then…
Welwyn & Hatfield Times: "A saucy shop has had a sex-cessful first week.
SA Lingerie on Market Place, the first shop in Hertford and Ware to sell sex toys, had a busy week's trading during which the adult toys outsold the lingerie…
Wendy Stevenson, shop owner, promises lots more at her current shop, including a swimwear range after Christmas.
Plans for the free event include wine, nibbles and pole dancing."
Let's hope not all at the same time…
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North-West Evening Mail: "Boy racers have thrown bananas wrapped in condoms at shop windows during a spate of incidents in the run up to Halloween." Nice of them to think of protecting the bananas…
If you want to stage your own fruit flinging prophylactic antics, we can help you out with the condoms, not so sure about the nanas… although we have got some Mantric Banana Split Lube if you want to get a bit tasty…
WebIndia 123: "Ever bought a book because of its cover and wish you had never done so after reading it? Or for that case a porn film for a jacket that leaves nothing to the imagination, but actually ends up leaving you, shall we say, more than a bit "let-down" after a ruinous evening of viewing?
Well, for all those who have had to suffer the abject disappointment of these situations there is now hope, after a porn supplier was fined 4000 pounds by Surrey magistrates, for failing to deliver what was graphically promised on the video's cover, following a complaint by a disgruntled woman." See? It needs a woman to stand up and complain about crap quality rudie movies without being embarrassed about liking porn.