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  1. Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Tantus Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit review"I hated the picture on the packaging, which slightly put me off. But once you're strapped in, and actually the straps all by themselves are incredibly erotic, the fun starts.

    I tried this last night with one of my favourite pairs of lacy knickers on under the harness, and just getting into it was such a turn on. Then you tighten the straps, and last night we tried me fucking my boyfriend. We wanted me to have the same experience fucking him as he has fucking me. It was great…"

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    Merry SaddlesThe French may have invented the bicycle, but it takes American ingenuity to come up with the two-wheeled dildo love fest that is Merry Saddles, a deeply clever and very kinky fusion of bicycles and sex toys that's all in the name of art. Be interesting to see someone enter the Tour De France on one of these… The brainchild of artist Kiera Dooley, she explains her pedal pumping creations thus:

    The intention of my ongoing project is to "enlighten" society about desire in a positive and often humorous way. Poster propaganda was the primary medium of choice in which dildos attached to bicycle seats began to erect themselves in my lithographic prints. Subsequently, I designed hand bound erotic artist books, echoing literary smut that has been distributed throughout underground circles for ages. These books share intimate stories about my fetishistic alter ego and her desire for bicycles as sexual objects. Additional bicycle perversions surfaced in my imagination, bringing about the flamboyant Merry Saddles™ Bedroom Bicycles™ parading in custom lingerie and bicycles that have been physically transformed to accommodate intimate riding situations for couples. Theoretically stated, the bicycle has served as a loaded signifier within my work, oscillating between transcendentalism, feminism, and gender issues. Simply put, I love to ride my bicycle(s). [Read more]

    We might have to get some of these. It makes our sex furniture look positively tame… or makes them works of art.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Jelly Krystals Ravishing Reamer Anal T review"My collection had plenty of dildos and vibrators, strap-ons, bondage gear, but only one timy little butt-plug and some little anal beads, I felt I'd outgrown them. It was time to branch out!

    I've purchased Jelly Krystals products before and they're always fun, good quality products so I took the plunge. When it arrived I was a little intimidated by the size of the shaft (and the missus said "No way, you're the reviewer, not me!") so we decided to use it vaginally instead…"

    See the full Jelly Krystals Ravishing Reamer Anal T review at Orgasm Army.

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    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Heavy Metal Transformer Vibe review"You can have two very experiences for the price of one with this baby. Without the sleeve the slightly flexible acrylic shaft vibrates very powerfully at its maximum speed.

    It feels great for clitoral stimulation, a very intense experience and a quick route to orgasms! For vaginal penetration the undulating shaft feels amazing.

    It's not very thick but the feeling of the ridges as it slides in and out stimulates the g-spot perfectly, and feels good with or without vibration. It would also be suitable for anal penetration when used with plenty of lube.

    And now the real fun begins…"

    See the full Heavy Metal Transformer Vibe review at Orgasm Army.

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    Flipping 'eck! MegaStar reports that miserly bosses of celebrity totty show Love Island have banned vibrators or any other sort of sex toy being taken onto the paradise island. Apparently the show's organisers are trying to make the Z-grade celebs so desperate for sex they'll start making whoopee with one another for the edification of viewers. Apparently Sophie Anderton was "furious" at her "electric friend" not being able to come along. Like the MegaStar says - "No sex toys? Next thing you know they'll be banning bananas."

    Sophie's more than welcome to go shopping in Lovehoney's truly huge selection of sex toys whenever she gets back from what sounds like trouble in paradise…

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "The latest from Lelo is a winner. First off it feels really nice to hold, and looks solid and well built. It curves really nicely, making it a great external massager for the clitoral area. Also it's good for G-spot massage too.
    The many vibration patterns are controlled by one button, which is really sensitive - touch it gently and it purrs into life, offering quiet, pulsing vibrations that reach right to the tip of the silicone head. Squeeze it a bit more and the vibrations get more powerful (and the vibe a bit louder, but overall it's still pretty quiet). Keep squeezing and it goes into one of several amazing patterns, with some really powerful vibrations! I've yet to work my way through all the settings, but so far so good!
    Nice packaging too. And it's rechargeable, so no batteries!

    See the full Lelo Iris Rechargeable Vibrator review at Orgasm Army.

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    "So before you schedule a doctor's appointment, ask yourself: Did I not use enough lube? Did my penis get caught in my zipper? Have I been masturbating or having vigorous unlubricated sex at too high a frequency? If the answer is yes, then you might find this small site helpful."

    Wise - if somewhat alarming - words there from the Penis Pain blog.

    Best get yourself some lube then - we've got gallons of the best lubes for every sexual occasion!

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    "This is easily the best introduction to vibrators that you'll get. For starters there's the size. It's small. It's cute. And it's pretty immediately satisfying! Nose, ears, legs – all good. Part of the fun is working out which bit feels best where.

    I personally don't think the finger ring is worth bothering with – my preferred method is to slip his paws down each side, with his nose against my clitoris before turning him on, which doesn't work if he's attached to my finger. My partner's finger is another matter altogether…"

    See the full Mantric DinkyRabbit Finger Vibe review at Orgasm Army.

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    Pirate Girl outfit Avast ye swabs! Lovehoney now has Pirate Costumes within its treasure trove of sexy uniforms, yours for just the price of a few gold doubloons. It doesn't come with a Pretty Polly to perch on your shoulder, but it does have some sexy lace up dress and a rakish pirate hat, garter and an eyepatch. (Stocking are sold separately - check our our massive stockings and tights selection). Go watch the new Pirates Of the Caribbean movie with dreamy Johnny Depp and scorching Kiera Knightley, then don your pirate outfit and make your love mate do a 21 gun salute! Yaaaarrr!

    Ever heard of Alfred Kinsey? He was America's leading sexologist, (he practically invented the science), and his books on human sexual preferences have basically shaped how we think about sex ever since. On this webpage there's a complete alphabetical list of sexual preferences and fetishes - find out how many of them you've got! It's interesting how a few decades ago some of these things were considered utterly perverted, but now barely raise an eyebrow. That's progress for you.

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