• Pleasure Me Chair VibratorYou could go to Ikea this weekend to get yourself some self-assembly bookshelves…or you could order yourself some full on sex furniture right now to make the weekend far more entertaining. Hot dog with mustard ahoy! If you haven't had a go on the Inflatable PVC Bondage Chair, Pleasure Me Chair Vibrator or tried the truly liberating Angel Wings Weightless Sex Chair with allows you to try all manner of exotic positions without doing yourself an injury, then you're missing out. Or you could get really daring and try out the gravity defying Love Swing, just like Samantha used in Sex And The City.

    See our complete range of sex furniture for even more home furnishing ideas that'll make the neighbours think there's an earthquake happening next door…

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Sidekick Elastomer Masturbation Sleeve (Spikey) review"On first seeing this out of the packet, it looked fascinating. It wasn't long before I'd turned it inside-out so the wobbly 'spikey' nodules were on the inside, a little oil was dropped in to make it slippery and my penis was inside. Well I didn't realise it would actually be *that* good just on first entry…"

    See the full Sidekick Elastomer Masturbation Sleeve (Spikey) review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Sidekick Elastomer Masturbation Sleeve (Spikey) at Lovehoney.

    "People will be having sex with robots within 5 years". So says no less venerable a source than The Times newspaper, which ran its future of robot sex article a couple of days ago and which has subsequently has been spreading like wildfire around the internet. (Boing Boing has a particularly amusing photo of what robot sex might look like).

    But - surprise! - the future is already here. Sort of. We've got several Robot Sex Toys already on our virtual shelves like the Doc Johnson Robo Suck 2 and the MTX Robotic Mouth - and if you're looking for artificial intelligence, there's the designer sex toy Je Joue for women, the slinky programmable vibrator that pulses according the patterns you program into it. (It sounds geeky, but it's easy to do - and it creates some spectacular sensations as a result).

    See all of our Robot Sex toys for more hi-tech sex toy fun.

    If you want a couple of cute and cuddly toys that are coupling in best frenzied skin flick fashion, pay a visit to PornStarBears.com. This British site has several soft toy swingers, all designed with tongue firmly in cheek and other things in various orifices. Yes, it has to be seen to be believed. It may be just plush toys going at it, but it's probably not safe for work all the same.

    If you're inspired by this fluffy fornication to start pullin your own porn star moves, check out our Porn Star Secrets Of Sex Coupons - 44 tear off coupons for lovers who can't get enough!

    Plus we've also got the Anna Span range of DVDs, porn made by women for women by the UK's hottest porn director, and tons of official Porn Star products made and endorsed by the world's most famous porn stars.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager review"It does what it says on the iceberg -- quite outrageously. And lacking the fearsome 'all knobs and appendages' appearance of some "implements" it's far easier to introduce into the bedroom without making one look like some sort of exile from a Channel 4 documentary on the Amsterdam Red Light District…

    See the full I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager at Lovehoney.

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel (14ml) review"Initially I was scared to try this thanks to the instructions! Phrases such as "apply product herself", "a small teardrop amount" and "avoid on other areas" led me to suspect that this was going to be strong, intense and very unpleasant if i got it wrong…"

    See the full O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel (14ml) at Lovehoney.

    The possibilities for smutty innuendo are almost limitless, but, just this once, we'll desist. Leading sexpert Tracey Cox has released Tracey Cox's Hot Box, a fabulous box set containing Pocket Superflirt ("seriously sexy seduction strategies") and Pocket Supersex ("a crash course in not just great sex, but supersex") - all for a bargain £9.99! These books will fit discreetly in your handbag so you can browse them when no one else is looking and so lets you get hot sex tips wherever you are - you never know when you might need to know…

    A golden oldie, this one, dating back to 2004, but worth mentioning again just for the phrase "manly comfort":

    A new product on the Japanese market has been designed for the single girl in need of some manly comfort while she sleeps.

    The "Boyfriend Arm's Pillow" is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing.

    The almost life-size boyfriend pillow is the product of the Japanese bed linen maker, Kameo Corp., located in the Japanese city of Fukuoka. The company already sold more than 1,000 pillows since its launch last year. It costs $80 dollars (8,500 yen) and is currently only sold in Japan on the Internet. [Go to MSNBC to see a picture of the Boyfriend Arm's Pillow in action]

    We reckon the ladies of Japan would get a lot more manly comfort if they indulged in some of our love pillows - we've got the Love Heart Pleasure Pillow With Dildo that comes complete with a built in 5" inch dildo - position the pillow to take your weight and you'll soon be hitting all the right spots. The Single Dildo Pleasure Pillow sports a 7" dildo slap bang in the middle of its shiny black vinyl pillowness that also lets you put your full weight on the pillow to manouevre into whatever position pleases you most - it's not an inflatable pillow so it can withstand whatever you'd like to do with it.

    Browse our complete range of Love Pillows for even more ideas…

    Another great review from Orgasm Army!

    Adjustable Love Ring review
    "First time using a cock ring, and this ones a cracker. Got me harder, kept me harder, and lasted longer. My cock was so hard, I thought I was going to explode when I was strapped into the love ring, and when I did orgasm it felt like every drop of blood in my body was in my cock. Highly recommended."

    See the full Adjustable Love Ring review at Orgasm Army.

    Buy the Adjustable Love Ring at Lovehoney.

    Susie Bright has written up a nice piece about Playboy's recent 25 Sexiest Novels Of All Time list. She interviews the list's author, Jim Petersen, and they talk about all sorts of filth that has turned up in great classics of English literature during the last century. We have a stack of erotic fiction for you to riffle through in the Erotic Book Shop, along with erotic photography and better sex books too.

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