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  1. Have you seen a picture of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Well, we're going to play a little game based loosely on that diagram. Very, very loosely… In fact, forget I mentioned anything about it.

    Jack Rabbit Pearl vibrator Poor Orgasm Army cadet KLASSK… We can understand why many of you like to name your vibrators - the cute smiley face, the loveable tickling ears - but you may find, as in the following tale, that it makes you too emotionally attached!

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    Coming soon… the 2007 Masturbate-a-thon, to be held in San Francisco on May 26th. As the organisers (none other than Lovehoney favourites Good Vibrations) put it, 'In our effort to encourage masturbation pride, we invite you to put the "fun" back in "fundraising" by wanking for a good cause'. Fundraising for what? The Center for Sex & Culture, 'dedicated to sexual freedom and safety, offering classes and workshops that continue to promote a sex-positive reality. Come for this good cause. Wank for the greater good (Stroke 29 Masturbation Lube can help). Jill-off in pride and support. Help keep sex education safe, accurate and fun.'

    14-inch Extreme Dildo with Suction Cup Yowser! We know you like your anal toys out there - in fact it's probably safe to say that without ass there could be no Lovehoney. No ifs or - uh - butts (sorry). But we don't often see the kind of enthusiasm expressed in this review from Orgasm Army, which shows a level of evangelical fervour usually reserved for rants about the Messiah's second coming. The Church of Ass, now that's a thought…

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    Just when you thought it was safe to look at our sex stories blog again… our intrepid Orgasm Army reviewer keith.b has penned another lengthy piece that moves out of the realm of reviews and into something altogether different. Last time it was his girlfriend being strapped to the machine. This time the tables are turned - read on to see what's going on behind closed curtains on your street right now! Possibly, anyway…

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    Having obviously broken the bank buying a Love Sex Machine to satisfy his younger girlfriend's sexual needs, Orgasm Army reviewer keith.b is clearly keen to break into the gonzo video market to make some money back. What follows is the account of a pretty intense session - we're not sure whether you should or shouldn't try this at home… and if anyone takes the reviewer up on his offer of a video, please leave us a comment and let us know what it's like! The other reviews of this hi-tech toy (which we've shown in a short film - educational, of course) also wax lyrical about the machine: one woman tells us that 'I shake with excitment when I'm going to use it'. So what are you waiting for?

    Durex Play Mint Tingle Lube Following on from Tracey Cox's 10 Good Reasons To Masturbate, here are six sexy ways to make your masturbating much more erotic. And for those of you yet to try masturbating (what are you waiting for?), these positions are ideal for encouraging you to explore your body and discover what turns you on.

    Masturbation is not something to just 'get out of the way'. And it can be a hell of a lot more enjoyable than just using it as a release of pent-up sexual tension. Regular masturbation leading to regular orgasms will actually make it a lot easier for you to orgasm through sex with your lover, which is great news for those of you who normally find it difficult to orgasm through penetrative sex.

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    More weird news from the wonderful world of sex… If you thought your Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator was the height of urbane sophistication, think again - your hairy, flea-infested prehistoric ancestor probably had one too. Although perhaps without a set of batteries…

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