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  1. Bondage Tape Does exactly what it says on the tin, our bondage tape - plus a whole lot more besides. For an inkling of this miracle tape's many uses, let the voice of experience (otherwise known as an Orgasm Army reviewer) talk you through it.

    New plus size lingerie section We're not size 0 models here at Lovehoney, so we're making a massive effort to expand our range of plus size lingerie. We're adding new products all the time, but if there's a brand or a range that you'd like to see, please contact us and let us know. We'll do our best to get it for you!

    Men go wild for the chilled sensation of minty toothpaste, mint sweets or mint liqueurs on their penis. They just can't get enough of the cooling effect on the tip of their red-hot cock…

    Tingle Tip Electric Toothbrush We do our best to keep our noses clean here at Lovehoney, so it's always a surprise - and never a nice one - when we receive a legal letter.

    Most recently we heard from D Young & Co, who proudly declare themselves to be representatives of "The Proctor & Gamble Company family including Gilette Canada Company and Braun GmbH in relationship to trade mark matters."

    Slightly scary.

    In case you didn't know, P&G is a consumer goods powerhouse with global sales in 2006 of more than $68 billion. Its brands include Gilette, Crest, Pampers, Ariel, Bounty, Duracell and Charmin - household names that you've come to know, love and wipe your arse on.

    As if we were in any doubt as to the enormity of the P&G brand portfolio, D Young & Co flexed its legal muscles - and its photocopier - and helpfully sent us not one, not two, not three but 66 supporting pages of European Commmunity trade mark registration documentation.

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    But why are they bothering to send all this to us at Lovehoney? What have we done to incur the displeasure of the people behind Mr Clean, Old Spice and Tampax?

    The ideal first vibrator for women
    Best-selling sex author Tracey Cox reveals how to up your orgasm quota with the Supersex Pleasure Vibrator.
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    Do The Twist with a Vibrator!
    See how the Little Licker vibrator's twisting action delivers maximum internal stimulation.
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    That Girl with a One-track Mind's got a lot to answer for - the popular blog turned even more popular book, letting the world at large know all about which sex toys to use for mind-blowing orgasms. One-track Mind Girl, we salute you, wherever you are, and the Orgasm Army reviewer who took your tip for a Vibrating Rock Chick is probably even more grateful than us. She certainly sounds like she is…

    Unfortunately for most of us women, thrush is a common occurrence that can be extremely uncomfortable and a pain in the ass to get rid. But if you don't fancy standing in line at Boots with your Canesten Combi, here's a natural solution that works in harmony with your vagina's natural secretions…

    Aishling Morgan's Beastly Behaviour

    Aishling Morgan is one of the few erotic authors worth reading for reasons beyond the obvious - Lindsay Gordon is another. We currently stock Beastly Behaviour, The Old Perversity Shop and Strip Girl, which is a mere sprinkling of titles from an author who now has 25 titles to his credit.

    This anal player from the Orgasm Army ranks enjoys sitting on the fence - as long as there's a medium-sized butt plug attached. She titled her review 'A 'phase two' bum toy for more fun if you find you like botty-stuffing', which pretty much says it all, but for the full range of applications just read on…

    Superslim Mini Discretion Travel VibratorYou may have been married for a number of years, but that doesn't mean you should give up on your sex life. Booking a weekend away to rediscover each other could be the best thing you'll ever do for your sexual relationship…

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