Now that we've just launched our Erotic Story Competition, I thought it would be timely to mention a post from a couple of months back entitled How to write your first sexy story. We interviewed erotic author Mathilde Madden who's had stories published in the Black Lace books - she had plenty of tips but budding erotic writers. Happy reading! And happy writing!
While there's no room for false modesty in the cut-and-thrust world of sex toy retail, we're not ones to blow our own trumpet. In fact, we don't really need to, with Orgasm Army reviews like the following, of our very own Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator. Why trust us when you can read what happy punters have to say? Not that you shouldn't trust us, you understand… but we'll even throw in a free Lovehoney User Guide to the Rabbit worth £6.99 for goodwill if you realise you can't live without this rabbit after reading the review!
Recently we ran a survey to find out who (or what) you'd most like to take on to a desert island.
You restored our faith in love by saying that you'd most like to be marooned with your partner, rather than any of the consumerist trappings of a modern lifestyle.
But of those who didn't want their better (or worse) half with them, a vibrator with limitless batteries was a more popular choice than an iPod with endless music.
And the lucky winner of the £100 Lovehoney shopping spree is Amanda from the North East who voted for her partner, Gordon Ramsay and Tony Blair.
Here are the results in full…
Increased friction on your clitoris during sex is a short-cut to the big O, so here's how to make sure you get your fill…
"Dear Love Honey
Thank you. It's all down to you. Back on 28/4 my partner and I ordered the liquorice dip butt plug triple pack because he had wanted to introduce me to anal play. I was at first not to keen but with the help of the info on your site I agreed to give it a try so long as he agreed to follow your advice, hence the purchase of the butt plug set.
Finally tonight I have lost my true anal virginity. I feel so proud of myself. Over the last couple of weeks we have made careful use of the plugs and the Tracy Cox lube until a couple of evenings ago Nick was able to get the six incher up me. It felt fantastic especially when he went to work on my little pussy.
When we went to bed tonight at about 12 out came the plugs and I quite easily took the sixer and we got down to a good bout of sex, I was building to what I thought was going to be a great cum when Nick suddenly pulled out turned me over pulled the plug from my botty lubed me up and just slid his prick into my back passage. God, it was fantastic, so once again thanks for the products but more importantly the help and advice on your wonderful site.
Love you guys…"
Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.
Forget your average lip or knee trembler, this raunchy position will invoke a full-on body tremor
There are more sex story sites online than you can waggle a stick at, from writer-generated hobby sites to commercial pages using the lure of free stories to get you to sign up for costly Camel Toe and MILF sites. Honestly, the tricks some people use…
Keeping tabs on the slippery world of the web is a tough job, but the sites we're mentioning are well established and aren't irritating pay sites trying to jump on the free story bandwagon.
When an Orgasm Army reviewer starts reviewing the Dick Rambone cock with the words 'If you're looking for a dildo that will surprise and amaze your friends', you know you're in the presence of greatness. Which is probably what the reviewer thinks about the Dick Rambone… But at 18 inches long, where on earth can you keep it? If you don't want to surprise and amaze your friends, that is.
Although there's been no large scale clinical trial to produce cast iron facts to back up the claim, it has been widely held belief for the past two centuries that using a vibrator has profound medical benefits for women.