• Black Lace Wicked Words 10

    If you have an iBuzz vibrator, get it out now, connect it to your iPod and let it pump away to your favourite dance song, because this wicked story about a horny girl called Jo at Reading festival will make you orgasm before the song is even over.

    The following excerpt is taken from a short story called Strawberry Sunday, written by Maria Eppie and published as part of Black Lace Wicked Words 10.

    I've just had a new shower fitted in my bathroom. The old shower was one of those useless plastic head things you have to fix onto the ends of both taps, and then you have to just sit there waiting for the slightest trickle of water to wash the bottle full of lather out of your hair. It wasn't much fun, hence the need for a new kick-ass shower.

    By no stretch of the imagination have I got tons of money to spare, so one of those luxurious walk-in showers with double Monsoon showerheads wasn't an option. But I did get something similar, albeit with a glass shower door fixed on the side of the bath instead of a twin-door entrance and marble flooring.

    When I was a young girl, probably about 15-years-old, I would take the showerhead off the wall and blast water onto my clit until I came. So you can imagine how much I was looking forward to trying this again, having lived so long with a showerhead that could just about blast away my leg-hair shavings, let alone blast my pussy to orgasm.

    Anna Span Female Porn Director And Movie Maker

    Female Porn Director Anna Span

    On this week's Dirty Talk Show we have the extremely gorgeous and multi-talented Anna Span, female-friendly Porn Director and erotic author, talking about her kinky career and her top tips for how you can make your very own home porn movie!

    Bad Kitty: Hey Anna, to begin with, can you give Bad Kitty readers a brief overview of what your job entails?

    Anna Span: Since 1998 I have been writing, directing and producing porn films with over 185 scenes made to date. My job includes everything from choosing the models, writing the scripts, camera work and overseeing the editing. In the last year I focused on setting up distribution, too.

    BK: Why did you decide to get involved with the porn industry?

    AS: Because I have always liked sex, because I knew it was important to add to women's understanding of their sexuality and because I am naturally experimental and this type of film allows you that space to experiment.

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    Switch over to E! channel on Tues 21 Nov, at 9.30pm, to watch Hugh Hefner and his bevy of beautiful playbunnies frolic and tease during their whirlwind trip throughout Europe, in a new series called Girls Of The Playboy Mansion.

    There's dog poo, over-zealous paparazzi and Hefner getting up close and personal with one of his favourite bunnies on a gondola ride in Italy. I can't wait!

    I had a double one-night stand last night. I don't usually go out on a Sunday night because I'm so wiped out from the rest of the weekend, but I decided at the last minute to go to my local pub with a few people from the flat downstairs.

    Apart from a real chav who has moved in with them, they're a cool bunch of people and we often have late night drinking sessions in each other's flats after we've been out for the night. Anyway, one of the girls called Lianne (killer ass and tits) was promoted last week and we decided to extend her weekend celebrations and get some god-awful champagne (whatever they had) from our local.

    I was topping up my booze levels from the previous night, and the night before that, so by 10pm I was well on my way to hammered-ville. There really is no excuse for what I did next, but I started flirting with a group of rugby lads who were sitting at the next table. They challenged us all to a game of Killer on the pool table, which involves drinking shots and shooting pool balls – impossible to do if you're already hammered.

    One thing you should know about me is that my bravado gets the better of me when I've had a few drinks, so I threw down the gauntlet and said that if we beat them, they would have to be our slaves for the rest of the night. Of course I meant buying and fetching us more champagne and pork scratchings. Boys being boys, and rugby boys at that, they raised the bar. If they won, we'd have to be their sex slaves.

    So we played. And we lost… by a country mile. Bollocks! I had no intention of following through on our promise and proceeded to tell them it was just a joke and that they weren't getting anything from us. But they weren't to be denied their prize, and when Lianne and the rest of the girls said they were up for it, I thought it rude to back out and let the side down.

    I'll think of some in a minute.

    Hey sex kittens

    Just a quick post to say that if any of you buy New Woman magazine – I'm in there this month! Check out the Erotic Blog section and I'm in there talking about how and why you should set up your own sex blogs.

    Check it out and let me know what you think x x x

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    As well as covering all that's new (and sometimes pink) in the world of mobile phones, home entertainment and videogames, the site also has a Naughty Candy section where it rounds up the latest knee-tremblers and pleasure products. Lots of fun to be had!

    Add it to your RSS reader to read on your PDA and you'll be more informed than the know-it-all blokes down the pub!

    Bad Kitty's Dirty Talk Show

    On this week's Dirty Talk Show we have the extremely gorgeous and multi-talented Anna Span, Female-Friendly Porn Director and erotic author, talking about her kinky career and her top tips for how you can make your very own home porn movie!

    Bad Kitty: Hey Anna, to begin with, can you give Bad Kitty readers a brief overview of what your job entails?

    Anna Span: Since 1998 I have been writing, directing and producing porn films with over 185 scenes made to date. My job includes everything from choosing the models, writing the scripts, camera work and overseeing the editing. In the last year I focussed on setting up distribution, too.

    BK: Why did you decide to get involved with the porn industry?

    AS: Because I have always liked sex, because I knew it was important to add to women's understanding of their sexuality and because I am naturally experimental and this type of film allows you that space to experiment.

    BK: How did you land your job as a porn director and what was your first job in the industry?

    AS: I wrote my dissertation, 'Towards A New Pornography,' in 1997 at St Martins school Of Art while studying Fine Art, Film and Video. I then tried to make my first feature porn film by myself, but I eventually started making programmes for Television X while working there full-time as an Editor making censor's cuts – ironically!

    BK: You're a director of 'female friendly' porn. What exactly does that mean?

    AS: It involves camera shoots from a female perspective angle as well as the male; good looking guys; believable/funny scenarios; eye contact; good styling; non degrading roles for women; fantasy or reality type scenarios (I do two types) and humour. I also don't sell films by body types, ie, big-titted women or by acts, ie, all anal because women don't think like that.

    BK: Which film would you say is the best example of your work?

    AS: There isn't one that's best – some scenes really work, some less so. My personal favourites vary, but I like A&O Department and Anna's Mates a lot.

    BK: What tips can you give Bad Kitty readers about making their own home porn videos?

    AS: I've written a whole book on the subject called Erotic Home Video – Make Your Own Erotic Films, which has loads of tips on the subject, but I would mainly say that you should both share using the camera and explore your point of view. Put it on auto, as you wont make a technical masterpiece anyway. Begin the scenario with a narrative, which can start with sneaky peaks outside, and if you're embarrassed try mimicking porn stars to get started and use POV (Point Of View) shots as they evoke real sex and can be very horny.

    BK: And how would people get around the problem of not having their own camerman?

    AS: You could set it up on a tripod/chest of drawers or use a mirror.

    BK: So what is the steamiest sex scene you have ever directed?

    AS: There have been many. I shot a girl on girl scene the other day where one of the girl's had never had sex with a girl before, and the other did fisting, was shagged by a foot and a bottle as well as other acts and she was totally keen to do these things. The energy between the two was a one off!

    BK: Do you ever get turned on when directing a sex scene?

    AS: Yes sometimes, when it's really good, but there's a lot of technical stuff to keep your mind on, too.

    BK: Have you ever acted in any porn films yourself? If not, would you consider doing it?

    AS: I have made home movies and would maybe consider a cameo one day, but I'm not sure. I'm not really that much of an exhibitionistic.

    BK: Have you worked with any major porn celebrities?

    AS: Some British stars such as Hannah Hartley, Mckenzie Lee, Alicia Rhodes, Steve Hooper, Tony Di Sergio, Nadia/Pixie and Angel Long.

    BK: Which porn actor/actress would you most love to direct and why?

    AS: Belladonna, she is truly talented.

    BK: If you could direct a porn film starring a Hollywood celebrity, who would it be and why?

    AS: Hollywood doesn't really do it for me, I don't fancy any of them really!

    BK: You mentioned earlier that you're involved in the casting process too, so what is the general casting procedure for a porn actor/actress?

    AS: Male actors have to send in nude photos with erections and then audition wanking in a film (a bukkake or wanking in the background), and then in the next scene I will try them out on their own. A girl just needs to send in photos.

    BK: Finally, what is your favourite sex toy and why is it your favourite?

    AS: I can't remember the exact name but I have a Rabbit vibrator that has the Rabbit ears that tickle the bum, too. It makes the whole area between my clit and anus come alive.

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