If you want to truly harness your orgasmic power centre, you really need to start working those abs!
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See the Japanese Motorised Control Cock in action!
What better way to discover what this fantastic sex toy can do than see it in action? As our Sex Toys TV demonstration shows, the Motorised Cock is the Real Deal. Spend 10 minutes with this beauty and the neighbours will be banging on the walls!
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Anyone who knows me, knows that I love toys. It isn't a job for me, peeps--I truly love the tarnation out of all that goes with improving my sex life…be that toys, books, or tips from friendly folks.
It is inevitable, therefore, that when someone is talking to me, that they will eventually hear about my latest shipment or hear me pontificate on the differences between using a butt plug versus a very slim dildo.
That is all well and good for me, you might say, but what happens if one's partner isn't as open to the idea of talking about double-pronged vibrators over dinner?
The gorgeous Midnight Plus Size Peek A Boo Babydoll (left) is made of teasing sheer lace and has a flyaway front, split cups and lace ties.
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In her landmark book Supersex, erotic guru Tracey Cox published five simple rules for engaging in kinky sex…
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Do you get off on acting out saucy erotic fantasies? Then give the 'bored husband and the au-pair' a whirl…
Yesterday I was talking about toys for men who want something out of the ordinary (or just avoid the horrifically non-ordinary, like this little number) and I mentioned the Aneros. I pointed out the Aneros Eupho as being a good example of the line, but really, they're all pretty amazing toys.
I stand by my article, but I also figured--hey, why would a guy take my word for it? So I thought I would show you a bit of what the men are saying about the Aneros line (see review for all the models here):
What's the best gift you can give your girlie? A series of non-stop orgasms, of course!