Pussy in a can! With plenty of higher-end male masturbators on the market, you probably can't expect too much from something like the cyberskin pussy. Advantages: it's small, discreet, compact, tight and cheap, but for wank nirvana it may be worth shelling out a couple of quid more. And for all the enthusiasm of the Orgasm Army reviewer below - 'I looked forward to some serious wanking' - some of you (towards the bigger end, this chap's being disingenuous when he suggests 7.5 inches is 'modest') may find that it's just a little too tight…

Premature ejaculation isn't fun for either of you: he comes so fast he hasn't time to make you come through penetration, leaving you feeling unsatisfied and him feeling selfish and inadequate. But you can help change all that with these simple tips to make him slow down when his foot's on the throttle…

Sadly for you fellas, Lorraine Kelly didn't shimmy into a C-String live on GMTV, but she did have a good giggle about it with her co-presenters. You can see the C-String video clip on the GMTV Web site. Watch for the way the model delicately lifts the C-String back into place - it won't stay put because they've made her wear it with a body stocking!

If you want more suck for your buck without ending up in A & E, you can let all those vacuum cleaner dreams come true with the Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator, which we've been promoting with a short film. This Orgasm Army reviewer's quick to point out the shortcoming of our film, though, principally that a clitoris is not mounted on a table. We'll send the Professor back to the drawing board… and in the meantime, check out the review as the voice of experience talks of the highs and lows of vacuum-assisted orgasms.

OK, so your blowjob technique is practically perfect and you're on the prowl for some extra sexy moves to take your dick-sucking skills to the next level. What you need is the juicy Fruit Squeezer…

There's no point in pussy-footing around when it comes to sex toys, and it's useless trying to be coy when you have a Tantus FeelDoe Vibrating Silicone Double Dildo in your hand - or indeed up your ass. The following review, from our intrepid team at Orgasm Army, fairly drips with enthusiasm - or is it lube? - as our man discovers the pleasures of what I'm reliably informed is known as 'pegging'.

Can't think of what to buy your lover as a sexy treat? Then come up with your very own selection of sex cheques that they can cash in for some red-hot loving…

Judging from the Orgasm Army review below, those of you who haven't been impressed by the Love Labs Stud Strap Delay Control for Men might not have been using it properly. A firm but gentle pull for 30 seconds, rather than a quick yank, and you might want to start sooner rather than later as the balls can rise a while before coming. Try it - you know it makes sense…

Here's one for women who love to be on top…

Penny Birch is one of the few living erotic authors to have built up a genuine cult following, partly from the feel of real experience that comes through reading her stories but also because of her specialist areas, including watersports and pony-carting. As Penny puts it on her website, 'All Penny Birch books focus on female submission and contain a wide variety of kinky behaviour. There's always plenty of spanking, humiliation and anal sex. Some also focus on more specialist areas… The short story collections cover the widest range of all.'