TV sex expert Tracey Cox has a range of vibrators and lubes available exclusively through Lovehoney. If you've never tried a lube before, you could do a lot worse than have a go with her Supersex Mint Tingle Lube, which has all the super-slipperiness of a top-quality lube and a minty-fresh smell and taste.

Orgasm Army reviewer Miss Kitty was so impressed with the stuff that she's written the most detailed review we've ever seen, complete with hints and tips for how you can make the most of it. Hold tight, because here's a sample:

"Lying there stripped bare and tied down firmly he starts to tease me, applies the lube to me first and starts rubbing gently, it heats up, it’s strong stuff and I wriggle in my bonds. They he blows, gentle but cold across my anointed crevice. I gasp, it’s freezing, tormenting, then hot again! He laughs and blows again, I kick him. He starts to tease me as the heat builds, I squirm around more, it stays hot even when not touched at all and is the perfect tease…"

See the full Supersex Mint Tingle Review at Orgasm Army.

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Oof! When a gerbil just won't cut it, there's nothing quite like the 3 Bangs for your Butt Mega Dildo for deeply satisfying rectal reaming. If you're a fan, pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself that no animals were harmed in the making of your orgasm. If you haven't dived in yet, this toy is not for beginners! And anyone who uses it should have a lot of lubricant handy, preferably within reach as with 3 Bangs in your butt you ain't goin' nowhere, as the following reviewer probably found…

Another fruity story from the Erotic Book Club Sex Stories forum. And no, it's not about a boy made out of paper. Because that would be anything but erotic - he'd go all soggy, for a start…

Poor old Peter Sullivan. As reported in the Metro on May 14 in an article entitled Rodeo Romeo fails to impress, this fitness trainer allegedly sent a prospective date an email link to his website, asking her what she thought of photos of him dressed up in cowboy outfits, kickboxing and doing the splits.

'Girls just wanna have fun', as a garishly painted pop star of yesteryear once sang, and that's all as it should be. But what about boys? With all the fuss about rabbit vibrators in the shops and the media, it's easy for boys to feel left out. Girls had a Sex and the City episode famously featuring a rabbit - we want to see something like the Anal Sensations vibrator, an also-ran entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition, appearing in the middle of an episode of Top Gear for equivalent impact, gawking in astonishment as a presenter describes the exquisite double action of the perineum massager and the anal banger. Don't we? Boys?

According to a recent survey of 5000 women by play.com, books maketh the man. Or, at least, when asked which book would encourage them to chat up a reader on the tube, the polled women were most likely to be impressed by Romeo and Juliet, suggesting a romantic lover, and Benjamin Graham's The Intelligent Investor, which indicates that the reader has lots of money (no surprises there, then).

The Orgasm Army Sex Stories Forum is coming up trumps these days, with several full-length stories. Here's Trial by Sperm, another tale from Orgasm Army cadet jallen944, and it's a scorcher!

Whatever next! My friend just told me about a sex move called the Randy Wrestling Roll, which involves rolling around on your bed or floor with your man while his penis is rammed inside you.

'Thank you Lovehoney' is something we never tire of hearing at LH HQ, and we still get a warm glow whenever we've succeeded in bringing a little more love into people's lives. We've always got some kind of promotion on to tempt you to buy more toys, and while at present we're offering the Mini Dolphin Vibrator free to anyone who spends more than £30 with us, we used to give away the Cutie Rabbit Tickler Mini Massager. And did they find a happy home? According to this Orgasm Army reviewer, she's never looked back…

I hate mornings like these. I'm incredibly horny, I'm stuck in work and there's absolutely no chance of feigning illness to go home and fuck my neighbour.