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  1. Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the
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    The Island of Dr Sade

    If you like your smut on the strange side, you won't find it much stranger than Wendy Swanscombe. Nexus has never been afraid to mix the bizarre with the erotic, but Wendy's world pips even Aishling Morgan for out-and-out weirdness. You want tulip girls? Read The Island of Dr Sade (and spare a thought for poor old HG Wells). You want anaemic sisters trapped in the vicelike grip of a Teutonic master? Try Disciplined Skin. And if you want fresh flesh… well, see what Fresh Flesh holds in store for you.

    We asked Wendy a few questions about her smut-peddling activities, and true to form she's thrown us some intriguing and bizarre answers. We wouldn't have it any other way…

    Whoever coined the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' could well have been talking about lubricants. But (sigh) some of you are hard to please, such as the following Orgasm Army reviewer who didn't find anything to shout about in a whole variety pack of Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets. Still, sounds like she and her boyfriend had fun testing them…

    Win £500 in the Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition Attention all budding erotic writers!
    While we know there's nothing quite as satisfying as finding the perfect sex toy, we think that writing a story you're proud of comes pretty close. It can be hard work, but there's not much that can touch it for the warm glow of a job well done, and even more so if you see your work in print. So imagine how good it feels if you've managed to turn people on at the same time!

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    Just as long as you're not dangling over the edge of your bed or swinging from the chandeliers, having sex when you're pregnant is safe for both you and your baby…

    Durex Sensation Condoms (12 Pack)

    Are you experienced? This Orgasm Army reviewer certainly is, having tried out a wide range of condoms before settling on Durex Sensation as the preferred type, even though she doesn't 'usually feel that much during sex'. Now that's dedication… The following review also introduced me to an acronym I hadn't come across before, PIV. Think about it…

    Give your lover an orgasmic double whammy by stimulating his sense of touch and hearing at the same time…

    Penis Butt Plug Medium

    We get a warm feeling whenever our broad range of stock and prompt delivery come to the rescue of a couple desperate for that unique DP feeling of satisfaction without having to recruit Fat Les from down the road. One of our plucky Orgasm Army reviewers shares her happy experiences with a Penis Butt Plug Medium below.

    82 per cent of women climax through masturbation alone, compared to only 50 per cent who masturbate through penetrative sex. In other words, it makes sense to learn exactly how to masturbate your girlfriend, so let her show you how by using the hand-riding technique…

    Lisette Ashton's The Black Masque

    The third in Lisette Ashton's hugely entertaining series of novels featuring private investigator Jo Valentine pits her against a vampire coven who seem more interested in other bodily fluids than blood.

    As if that weren't enough, Jo has problems at home, which she tries to deal with by taking her cheeky business partner Sam in hand - but has she underestimated Sam's masochistic tendencies?

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