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Forget your average lip or knee trembler, this raunchy position will invoke a full-on body tremor
There are more sex story sites online than you can waggle a stick at, from writer-generated hobby sites to commercial pages using the lure of free stories to get you to sign up for costly Camel Toe and MILF sites. Honestly, the tricks some people use…
Keeping tabs on the slippery world of the web is a tough job, but the sites we're mentioning are well established and aren't irritating pay sites trying to jump on the free story bandwagon.
When an Orgasm Army reviewer starts reviewing the Dick Rambone cock with the words 'If you're looking for a dildo that will surprise and amaze your friends', you know you're in the presence of greatness. Which is probably what the reviewer thinks about the Dick Rambone… But at 18 inches long, where on earth can you keep it? If you don't want to surprise and amaze your friends, that is.
Although there's been no large scale clinical trial to produce cast iron facts to back up the claim, it has been widely held belief for the past two centuries that using a vibrator has profound medical benefits for women.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the
Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator at the time, but he may as well have been… The following review, by an intrepid Orgasm Army ass stuffer, tells a moving story of satisfying anal penetration undaunted by initial failure. There's a lesson to be learned here, folks…
If you like your smut on the strange side, you won't find it much stranger than Wendy Swanscombe. Nexus has never been afraid to mix the bizarre with the erotic, but Wendy's world pips even Aishling Morgan for out-and-out weirdness. You want tulip girls? Read The Island of Dr Sade (and spare a thought for poor old HG Wells). You want anaemic sisters trapped in the vicelike grip of a Teutonic master? Try Disciplined Skin. And if you want fresh flesh… well, see what Fresh Flesh holds in store for you.
We asked Wendy a few questions about her smut-peddling activities, and true to form she's thrown us some intriguing and bizarre answers. We wouldn't have it any other way…
Whoever coined the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' could well have been talking about lubricants. But (sigh) some of you are hard to please, such as the following Orgasm Army reviewer who didn't find anything to shout about in a whole variety pack of Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets. Still, sounds like she and her boyfriend had fun testing them…
Attention all budding erotic writers!
While we know there's nothing quite as satisfying as finding the perfect sex toy, we think that writing a story you're proud of comes pretty close. It can be hard work, but there's not much that can touch it for the warm glow of a job well done, and even more so if you see your work in print. So imagine how good it feels if you've managed to turn people on at the same time!
Enter our Erotic Story Competition and you could win the first Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction and a cash prize of £500! Plus you could have the chance to see your story published!
Just as long as you're not dangling over the edge of your bed or swinging from the chandeliers, having sex when you're pregnant is safe for both you and your baby…