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Once up a time Japanese schoolgirls discovered that their super-cute Hello Kitty Shoulder Massagers could be used for more than massaging their shoulders!
Now these cheeky little single-speed vibes are available in the UK – exclusively at Lovehoney – and you know you want one!
This mini rocket-style vibrator comes in three colours – red, pink and purple – and it features a simple twist operation.
And wait till you clap eyes on the Hello Kitty Keychain Massager!
Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time…)
About Clone a Willy kits…
Do you know if there are any companies who will sell just the latex for the mould? I am not your average size and the last kit i bought we only got half a willy from as there was too much mould (Which ended up all over the kitchen floor) And not enough rubber.
Packing the finest power-to-weight-and-size ratio of any sex toy yet, the Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Waterproof Mini Vibrator (the title's bigger than the toy!) will breathe new life into all your favourite toys.
Small but beautifully formed, the Bionic Bullet's strong, completely waterproof casing is perfect for steamy bath and shower encounters.
And wait till you feel the power! A quick click of the button and the orgasmic trembling begins, click again for another boost – one more click and you're up to 11! Yes!
Who better to demonstrate the power of the Bionic Bullet – and the fact that it really is properly-no-leaks-whatsoever waterproof – than the Prof himself?
Watch the video here.
A sizzlin' position that will hit all your hot spots
HIV/Aids and sexually transmitted diseases have been in the Metro this past week, and none of it is good news - on the 20th, it was reported that the UK has seen a rise in the rate of HIV infection across the UK, even though the rest of the world has seen improvements. That makes it the only country in western and central Europe to see an increase - and this is not a contest we really want to be winning.
On Friday, it was reported that the UK actually has one of the highest rates of new incidences of HIV in the European Union--third from the top on the list. Unfortunately, it isn't just HIV/Aids--the STI rate overall is increasing across the UK. The Health Protection Agency is reporting that infections are increasing by 2.6%. The most common STI in the UK is chlamydia, which doesn't sound like fun for anyone, really - but however not fun it is, it is up 4%.
But what is most worrying about all of these numbers is that even with all this bad news going around, young people in the UK are horrifyingly ignorant about their chances of contracting HIV/Aids. A full two-thirds of those in the age range of 15-24 said they have no concerns at all of contracting the disease. Only 32% of the British young are afraid of getting the virus. I'm outside of that range and I'm afraid of getting it - so what is everyone else thinking?
There is good information out there - please read up and protect yourselves. Sex should be all fun, no burning, itching, or horrifying deaths, no?
Until then - Condoms! Condom Safe Lubes!
Make his jingle bells jangle in one of Lovehoney's super sexy Christmas lingerie and costumes.
Become a sexy Santa and hand out treats and presents to boys and girls who have been nice… But sometimes it's better to be naughty!
With prices starting at just £3.99 for a sexy Christmas Garter there's no excuse not to make an effort for Santa!
Whatever you choose to wear, he's sure to ding dong merrily on high! You can view the complete range here.
1. Spend £60 at Lovehoney and get a Jessica Rabbit Vibrator worth £24.99 free. And free Express Delivery, too!
2. Do it before 4pm on Friday – this is when this frankly unmissable offer MUST END.
3. Have a memorable weekend!
Here's what HornyHunny from the Orgasm Army has to say about her experience with the Jessica Rabbit.
"I love the fact that I can have orgasm… after orgasm after orgasm every night with this. It's a firm favourite in my toy box."
"I love it and I always will love it."
"I've recommended it to loads of girlfriends… and now I'm recommending it to you!"
This offer has now finished but you can find about our latest free offer here.
Give your sexy Christmas stocking a big bulge with our great range of 50p stocking fillers.
But be quick – not only does this offer end at 4pm on Friday, everything is selling quicker than even the hottest of hot cakes, which is why we're limiting the offer to one of each product per customer.
Check out all the 50p Christmas Stocking Fillers here.