If your lover has a small penis and commonly refers to your vagina as being roomier than a wizard's sleeve, here's how to even up the difference
Now one thing I did not know is that the divorce rates for January are higher than any other - 50 per cent more, in fact, than any other month. January 7th - TODAY - is the busiest day of the year for matrimonial lawyers, according to the Metro. While most of us are resolving to eat more fruit, or walk more, or finally stop smoking, there are a lot of couples out there resolving to clear their houses out of unwanted spouses.
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Rub your man's magic lamp in this position and three wishes will come true: orgasm, orgasm, orgasm!
Bondage tape - judging from the reviews over on Orgasm Army - is a very popular product that plenty of people pick up when they want to take baby steps into bondage. So why would I feature it as a Deconstruction blog post? Surely I could better use my time explaining those tricksy clit clamps or cock cages or nipple suckers?
"Ladies, please welcome to the next generation of G-String. It's called CString, a bikini G-string without the straps," they said.
So hurrah for the CString - and goodbye panty lines!