This week at Lovehoney get a Devils Horn Ladyfinger Vibrator absolutely free when you spend £30. It's a naughty little thing – powerful, too, with a lovely curved tip.
This is what Hippy Chick from the Orgasm Army has to say about the Devils Horn.
"This is a great little vibe that is perfect for keeping in your bag just for emergencies!! It comes in a really neat little case. The design is simple but very effective. A bit like the Lady Lustfinger but with a wider end. Good for vaginal, anal or clitoral stimulation - hurrah!"
We're all out of Devils Horns but check out our latest free vibrator offer. Strictly limited to while stocks last.
Sick of getting pubes caught in your teeth during oral sex? Here's a handy hint to help banish them:
As I mentioned in yesterday's blog, I am a big fan of making condoms a fun part of sex. When they fit right, and have whichever features appeal most to you, they can actually enhance your pleasure--and that on top of keeping you safe from STDs and unwanted pregnancies. As far as I'm concerned, condoms get two thumbs up.
So when Lieutenant Colonial toolittlesleep over at Orgasm Army had a question about how to get a properly fitting condom, I was all too happy to help.
Slightly reddened cheeks and bashful glances all round here at Lovehoney after Observer scribbler Kathryn Flett wrote in her Sunday column…
"The planet will… be grateful for the revolutionary new Rabbit Amnesty. For every recycled Rabbit, Lovehoney pledges to donate £1 to the World Land Trust to support rainforest-protection projects. Safe sex? Cybersex? So Twentieth Century. If you're at it with a rabbit you can - smugly, modishly - enjoy guilt-free eco-sex, too."
Always nice to get a mention in the Sunday broadsheets! Hurray…
The Tongue Dinger Vibrating Tongue Ring has been hitting the headlines in the past few days. First off it was controversially named Vibrator of the Year by a website on the other side of the pond. So why the controversy? Well, the Tongue Dinger requires the services of another tongue (preferably human!) in order for you to get the best out of it and hardened (!) vibrator watchers reckon there are far more worthy candidates for the award.
Observer columnist Kathryn Flett even made the Tongue Dinger the subject of her weekly column on Sunday. That was before she went on to say rather nice things about Lovehoney, more of which… eyes north!
Massaging your lover's feet can be a thrilling aperitif to oral and penetrative sex
The Family Planning Association and the Department of Health have both recently come out with studies that looked at current sex practices--and while I think it is frickin' fabulous that middle-aged people are having a whole lot more sex (so long as that does not include my mother…*shudder*), there is some cause for concern.
"Dr Patrick French, a consultant at the Mortimer Market Centre GUM (Genito Urinary Medicine) clinic in Central London, says STI rates in older age groups are rising because such people are not used to thinking about the dangers of casual sex: 'There's a perception that it's only young people who get STIs but I've met many people in their thirties and forties with them.
'The oldest person I've seen was in his eighties.'"
Want a quick fix to feel great and look beautiful? Then it's time to get back in the sack…
There is much goodness to the concept of vibrating panties. They're an easy way to enjoy toys--no holding, positioning, or moving--they are interactive…if you want to get a partner involved, most have handheld remotes that allow it; and they instantly ratchet up your cache with people who will be impressed by your daring, kinky side.
Let some random person spot Jessica Biel buying a pair and tell a blogger and the next thing you know, you've got an internet full of men who are drooling helplessly. Now, I can't promise you the same results--let's face it, we don't all have that great of an ass--but you're pretty much guaranteed a fun time.
You would be advised, however, to be careful to try them out safely at home before you roam too far and wide. You know how you react when you have an orgasm? Right. Now imagine that happening while you're out shopping.
For at least one poor woman, it isn't necessary to "imagine"…it really happened to her. Right in the middle of Asda. With the head knocking accident. The passing out. The paramedics…who have to turn off the panties. The discreet bag handed to her on check out…
The lifetime of shopping in another town.
Play, but play safely, peeps. No one wants to be water-cooler conversation…