Way back in the good old days (well…June, anyway), I wrote a review for Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant. I was terribly excited about this product and gave it a glowing five stars because I thought it was just about the greatest anal lube to ever hit the market. It was creamy, it lasted for ages, it was fun to use…it even had a pleasant taste! I couldn't wait to tell the world about this fabulous product.
And then Lovehoney stopped selling it.
Listen, I'm not saying they got it wrong. I'm sure there are all sorts of factors that go into determining what products they stock and sell and which ones they have to discontinue and DENY THE PUBLIC OF THE FINEST ANAL LUBRICATION PRODUCT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIM---
This week at Lovehoney get the fantastic Pleasure Bumper Super Bullet worth £12.99 FREE when you spend £30.
You simply can't fight the POWER! These multispeed mini jelly vibrators pack an orgasmic punch way above their weight – and yet 'Discreet' is their middle name! The bullets bulge against the heads to deliver chin-wobbling pleasure.
Enter the orgasmic lucky dip: 2 varieties - smooth or nubbed sleeve. We choose - you sit back and await your surprise.
This offer has now closed but you can check out our latest free offer here.
For gold stars in the adventurous stakes, copy the moves you see in a porno film and act them out with your lover
Prick up your ears – the Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Vibrator is here.
BANG! This super-strong vibrating egg delivers deep sensations and the tickling rabbit ears and noduled sleeve hit you in exactly the right spot.
BANG! This 7-function bullet delivers the enjoyment of vibrating rabbit ears in a compact and powerful form.
BANG! The easy-to-use controller plugs into the bullet with a wire and has a single button to turn on and off to move through the 7 vibrating speeds and patterns.
BANG! If you fancy using the shiny smooth egg on its own, you can peel off the rabbit sleeve for even more sensations.
BANG! And it's really quiet, too! BANG!
The Bang Bang Bunny Vibrator: it's all about the ears!
See why the Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Vibrator delivers bang after bang after BANG!
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Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time…)
There is a little lady that I am interested in getting to know a little better. She has a b-day coming up and I am at a loss on what I should get her. Well, that is not true.
She and I have had several conversations about the lack of affection she is receiving from her current and how she does not take the time for personal reflection. These conversations have lead me to think about getting her a massager.
Would this be appropriate? And if so, which product would would you recommend?
Blimey! Look out world – here's 6 inches of vibrating fun for just 42p. An orgasm for less than the price of a Mars Bar? Oh yes!
The Lovehoney 42p Vibrator is firm, super-smooth and it delivers powerful multispeed vibrations.
It's an ideal massager (and great fun for couples!), but when you fancy going a little deeper simply take the plunge.
Only one per customer at this price!
Sexy Dreamgirl lingerie videos
See the new Dreamgirl lingerie range modelled by Amanda and Natalie. From baby dolls to bustiers to sexy corsets, you can view the complete range here.
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Sexy Dreamgirl costume videos
From cheeky gold hoodies to Santa costumes, check out all the latest sexy Dreamgirl costumes here.
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Oral sex has the 69, now vaginal sex has the 77
Yes, this is the Sex Toys Blog. And yes, what I'm about to tell you has nothing to do with sex toys, but I just had to let you know about the new Lovehoney Erotic Book Club (where you can pick up a copy of 'Asking for Trouble' by Kristina Lloyd for just 99p.) Hurry though, stocks are selling fast…
You'll find all the info here:
The Lovehoney Erotic Book Club.
Just remember, if anyone asks, you didn't hear about it here!