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This week get a pair of Duo Tone Orgasm Balls for just 22p! No, we're not kidding. These smooth, pelvic-strengthening balls normally cost £8.99 but now you can get them for the frankly ridiculous price of 22p.
But we're not finished yet. Oh no. We're also giving away the sensational Pearl Beaded Prolong Cock Ring for 22p as well. This stretchable erection enhancer has clit-stimulating beads – everyone's a winner.
This offer is limited to one of each product per customer and is open strictly while stocks last.
This offer has now finished but don't worry if you missed out because we've got lots of great offers in the pipeline.
Your man will get a bird's eye view of your naughty bits in this position, so make sure you're trim and neat!
When it comes to melding technology and sex, there aren't many people more in the know than Kyle Machulis of sex-tech site Slashdong. Kyle has several reports from the recent Arse Electronika "conference about pr0nnovation", including this clip where he says really nice things about iBuzz Two (after demonstrating a moaning femmebot).
You can see more of Kyle's Arse Electronika photos on Flickr.
After my sleepless night last night pondering "America's Favorite" lube, I've had lubes on the brain all day. Which is not un-distracting at work, though it does make for some amusing conversations with your officemates when you ponder which lube would best make for coffee mug sliding races on the desk. (We thought it would be a heavy silicone based lube, if you were curious - though you should feel free to try it out for yourselves)
While I may still not know what "America's Favorite" is, or even how that is defined, I do know some good lubes that serve their own purposes. It is always a sound idea to match the lube to the job, so I present to you:
Five Lubes for Five Jobs
This week at Lovehoney get a wonderfully cheeky Wicked Tingle Tip Vibrator worth £14.99 absolutely free when you spend £35.
At first glance this firm, massaging vibrator looks pretty normal until you spot the protruding nub right at the top of the tip. Fire up the powerful multispeed beast and let it go to work on your pleasure regions. Orgasmic sensations await.
You can read more about the free vibrator offer here.
Give your G-spot an orgasmic treat with one of these new bendable vibrators. Designed to hit the pleasure points that other sex toys cannot reach, these bendy vibes can be twisted and turned to hit those seemingly unreachable sweet spots.
Whether you prefer a realistic-style vibrating dong or a clit-tickling rabbit, there's something here for all tastes. And prices start at just £16.99.
Why not add one of these fabulous new realistic vibrators to your sex toy collection?
It's the second of our videos from the Venus Sex Show, in which my johnson gets a treat from a masturbation machine.
Hail Caesar! The ultimate sex toy is here…
280 pumps a minute - see the ultimate sex machine in action! This thrusting beauty delivers incredible orgasms - and you're in complete control!
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