Now one thing I did not know is that the divorce rates for January are higher than any other - 50 per cent more, in fact, than any other month. January 7th - TODAY - is the busiest day of the year for matrimonial lawyers, according to the Metro. While most of us are resolving to eat more fruit, or walk more, or finally stop smoking, there are a lot of couples out there resolving to clear their houses out of unwanted spouses.
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Rub your man's magic lamp in this position and three wishes will come true: orgasm, orgasm, orgasm!
Bondage tape - judging from the reviews over on Orgasm Army - is a very popular product that plenty of people pick up when they want to take baby steps into bondage. So why would I feature it as a Deconstruction blog post? Surely I could better use my time explaining those tricksy clit clamps or cock cages or nipple suckers?
"Ladies, please welcome to the next generation of G-String. It's called CString, a bikini G-string without the straps," they said.
So hurrah for the CString - and goodbye panty lines!
If you're like me and tend to focus all your "What's New" attention on the more glitzy New Vibrators Section, you might have missed this little guy's entry. Fun Factory is one of the companies producing incredibly high quality sex toys (you have got to love those Germans - I know I do), so you know even before you look at anything else that the Twist is going to be well-made and long-lasting.
It's made out of body-safe silicone, which means you'll get satisfying firmness, but flexible softness that you'll appreciate when using it anally. It does have a suction base and is harness compatible, but the ridges and curves means it will be a lot of fun for more vanilla play.
It also comes with a sachet of free water-based lube to get you started, so the only question I have is whether or not I'm going to be able to wait until the purple comes back in stock, or if I'm going to go ahead and grab a jolly orange version.
Heard the term '69' before but don't quite know how to pull it off with you on top? Here's some pointers to get you started…
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