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When it comes to melding technology and sex, there aren't many people more in the know than Kyle Machulis of sex-tech site Slashdong. Kyle has several reports from the recent Arse Electronika "conference about pr0nnovation", including this clip where he says really nice things about iBuzz Two (after demonstrating a moaning femmebot).
After my sleepless night last night pondering "America's Favorite" lube, I've had lubes on the brain all day. Which is not un-distracting at work, though it does make for some amusing conversations with your officemates when you ponder which lube would best make for coffee mug sliding races on the desk. (We thought it would be a heavy silicone based lube, if you were curious - though you should feel free to try it out for yourselves)
While I may still not know what "America's Favorite" is, or even how that is defined, I do know some good lubes that serve their own purposes. It is always a sound idea to match the lube to the job, so I present to you:
At first glance this firm, massaging vibrator looks pretty normal until you spot the protruding nub right at the top of the tip. Fire up the powerful multispeed beast and let it go to work on your pleasure regions. Orgasmic sensations await.
Give your G-spot an orgasmic treat with one of these new bendable vibrators. Designed to hit the pleasure points that other sex toys cannot reach, these bendy vibes can be twisted and turned to hit those seemingly unreachable sweet spots.
Whether you prefer a realistic-style vibrating dong or a clit-tickling rabbit, there's something here for all tastes. And prices start at just £16.99.
Why not add one of these fabulous new realistic vibrators to your sex toy collection?
So I have a sex blog. I try out a lot of sex toys, I read a lot of news on sex, people talk to me about sex. I wouldn't call it a cushy job, but it certainly has its perks, right? But there is a downside, my friends. A very serious downside. Just this evening - after having yet another friend tell me that what I do is certainly not work - I was sat here with vibrating nipple clamps dangling from my… well… nipples, naturally, for the betterment of my sex bloggy knowledge. It is all for you, and darn it, I don't complain.