Excited by the idea of erotic fiction but not sure where to start? The Lovehoney Erotic Book Club Book of the Month for March, Black Lace Quickies 1, is the perfect book to whet your appetite, with six stories specially picked from Black Lace's bestselling Wicked Words series to demonstrate just what erotic fiction can do for you!
Other reviewers have had nothing but praise for the Wicked Words series - Romantic Times described them as 'filled with hard-hitting, mouth-watering, sizzling-hot action', Scarlet called them 'intelligent, horny and diverse', and Forum reckons they're 'in tune with your desires!'
And if that's not enough for you, check out the following extract from one of the featured stories, in which Emma turns the tables on a former lover:
Whether you're dipping a toe in the wonderful world of erotic fiction for the first time or you're a seasoned veteran whose shelves are groaning with smut, the Lovehoney Erotic Book Club Book of the Month for March, Black Lace Quickies 1, is sure to wow you. Featuring six stories taken from the cream of Black Lace's Wicked Words series, this collection hits all the right spots, whatever your tastes.
And when you buy this book for the bargain price of £2.99 during March, you'll get a Joyrider Vibrating Massager absolutely free, so you'll soon be learning to read with just one hand! If you're wondering just what's in store, read on:
- Emma is a doctor who takes control of a new patient - a man who used to control her life…
- Read the story of a curious girl with a passion for petrol…
- Inga is an air hostess with a longing for designer toys…
- Lauren discovers the forbidden on a passenger liner…
- Jason's Mom has got it going on…
- Emily steals an identity to be the only girl on a warship…
Share your thoughts on Black Lace Quickies 1 in the Erotic Book Club Discussion Forum - there'll be lots of lively debate.
Here are some questions to think about while you're reading the book…
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