Alright, so I may have over-indulged over the holidays by a cookie or so. Maybe by a few packages of cookies. Or a few cakes. One or a dozen mince pies. But with the parties and the jolly Christmas markets, what else could I do? And now comes the inevitable - the New Year's Resolution to Lose Weight For Serious, This Time.
So as I was drearily plodding my way through various diet plans and exercise tapes (are they serious by putting out a WAGs tape, do you think? Because that seems like insanity to me), I found the best thing ever.
Sex. As. Exercise.
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Over on msnbc.com's sex channel, they are discussing whether or not "special" sex should be saved for just the Christmas season. You can read the full answer here, but the question that prompted it all is:
Q: Is it normal for my husband to withhold a certain way of making love that really truly works for me? He knows it's my favourite, but he told me once that it is only for special occasions. I feel I am so sexually deprived. Most of the time it's all I think about, right down to having affairs in my head.
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