Like anyone who has thought about sex toys and sex in general as much as I do on a daily basis, I have often pondered the sex swing idea.
There is definitely something appealing about the idea of weightless (or nearly) movement in bed - just think how long you could last if no one started to get tired or had a leg start to cramp up!
But the more serious ones involved too much bolting and commitment to developing an "I! Have! Sex!" bedroom decor and the less serious ones seemed too flimsy.
After all, what is the fun of putting up a sex swing if only one of you is small enough to be on it?
But now I find myself intrigued by this - unlike a regular swing, the Bonker Extreme Double Sex Positions Swing spans completely across the bed and has four total straps and handles and two seats.
I think the manufacturer's video provided didn't do the product justice. I'm not particularly creative and I have already come up with about five possible positions they didn't showcase (seriously, each pair of supports can hold 350 lbs - the fact that they didn't hoist the man up in the air more often was just a waste).
Unfortunately, it's a bit out of my price range at least until I decide to treat myself grand style, so if any of you are lucky enough to get one, please let me know how it works out. I want to know how high up on my wish list to put it…
If your man needs a little kick-start to bring about an orgasm, there is help at hand
Even though your leg muscles may get quite tired in this position, it'll be well worth it!
The Wall Street Journal (not a regular read for me, admittedly) brings news that Welch's grape juice is going to be advertised with a lickable advert.
Needless to say, this got us to thinking which Lovehoney products we'd like to see advertised with a peel-and-lick off-the-page promo.
The prettiest dildo in town!
The Sun has discovered that sex toys are the most common item left for landlords to chuck out when tenants leave rented properties. This causes us great distress.
If you're leaving rented accommodation, no sex toy should get left behind - send them to us instead and get a new one half price sent to your new address.
Check out our Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme to find out how.
Some girls are finicky about going down on their man if they're not sure he's 100 per cent clean. We say, give him head in the shower!
I can barely open any of my email boxes without getting someone sending me a link to Savage Love's newest column on sex toy recycling and etiquette. Why people thought I would be especially interested was because the question writer asked this, in part:
1) What is good sex-toy etiquette? Can you use sex toys in one relationship and then in the next one? Also, when I've been with women, it was NOT okay to reuse sex toys. They died with the relationship. Is it different with heteros?
2) Can you recycle sex toys with your recycling like you would other plastic products?