1. Sharon Sloane Latex In and Out Panty This week it's Lovehoney versus Google AdWords.

    In the ongoing oppression by 'the man' we have recently been informed that some of our photographs featuring female models, particularly the Sharon Sloane Latex In and Out Dildo Panty, contain too much nudity.

    So we don't offend anyone, we always try to remove any nipples or genitalia from our product photographs via some very strategic editing and Photoshop wizardry.

    But even though we've removed the nipples (how offensive they are!) our models are apparently still too naked so Google banned our AdWords for those products saying:

    "These pictures would be classified as nude. My advice would be to remove the image completely and find another with no nudity to represent the product."

    Unsure of exactly how much clothing they need to be wearing, we've started designing our own nipple pasties in the hopes of achieving the Google-overlords' approval.

    Optimus Prime Nipple Pasties

    Optimus Prime will protect your baps lovely bondage lady.

    The Queen gives boobs the royal seal of approval

    The Queen adds her royal seal of approval.

    Soon they'll be wanting us to get off their lawn and get a proper haircut…

    (Thank you to the wonderful John Cooper Clarke for inspiring the title.)

    Durex Extra Safe CondomsNational Condom Week is approaching fast and although it may not be recognised as a national holiday on most calendars, it's certainly worth celebrating.

    If you've ever struggled to get a condom on only to have it ping back and hit you in the testicles, National Condom Week is for you!

    If you've ever tried to roll a condom down with your mouth and needed the Heimlich manoeuvre performed on you after, National Condom Week is for you!

    If you've ever had to put a condom on a cucumber in front of several TV cameras and a local news crew, National Condom Week is for you (or just me then…)!

    Everyone can get involved with National Condom Week from May 18th - 24th, even if it's just by learning the facts that may save your life.

    Lady Lustfinger Mini Vibrator

    A smooth 5-inch mini vibrator with twist-operated base control and multispeed motor. Powerful internal and external stimulation from a simple, but very (very) effective vibrator…

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    Screaming O FingO

    No finger goes like a FingO goes! Simply slip it on your finger, push the button and enjoy orgasmic vibrations as you explore all your pleasure points…

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    Lick it better! 5 Ways To Give Her Great Oral Sex

    A man that can give his lover amazing oral sex will have a partner that's putty in his hands. Here's 5 simple tips to make her purr with pleasure.

    My partner and I have trouble achieving orgasms. What can we do?

    Firstly, you're not alone - so please don't worry. There are so many variables that affect whether or not a women can orgasm - we're a lot more complex than men when it comes to climaxing.

    Mango Juicer Double Ended G-Spot Dildo Ever since the Mango Juicer arrived at Lovehoney a few weeks ago, everyone in the office has been obsessed with it - and not just because we're big mango fans.

    The smooth lines and fluid curves mean that it has become a favourite fondling toy for the creative team - beats having a squeeze of the breast ball.

    The IT nerds are confused by it though: "Why does it look like a kitchen utensil?" they ask through a fug of XHTML and SQL queries.

    Well boffins, it's designed to look like that so it can be sold in the parts of the world where sex toys are illegal, which also happen to be the places where women are oppressed and victimised.

    Which is also why it's the world's first charity dildo - a proportion of the profits from every one sold goes to charity: the Waris Dirie Foundation which campaigns against female genital mutilation, and Forward UK, a women's rights organisation.

    Here's a closer look at it:

    Get Sexy For Summer with Lovehoney - Sex Counter Cock Ring

    It's getting to that time of year where everyone wants to flaunt it on the beaches and be as sexy as possible. But where do you start? You could go to the gym… or you could indulge in a little sexercise like our sex toy testers!

    Every week throughout May, we are getting one of our fabulous sex toy testers to try out a sexy product that will improve their sex lives in time for summer.

    Some are trying to tone their thighs using the latest and greatest sex toy; others are trying to attract a partner through the power of pheromones… But this week is all about stamina and how you can learn to improve yours for the best sex ever!

    My partner has a problem with latex - can you recommend any non-latex condoms?

    There are several non-latex condoms on the market. The most widely available is the Durex Avanti, which is made from polyurethane.

    Penthouse Cupcake Bra and Panty SetNow is the time to finish spring cleaning your lingerie drawer with the aid of Lovehoney!

    Get rid of those knickers in boring blacks, throw out those thick laddered tights and update your style with the biggest thing in fashion since the new series of Britain's Next Top Model.

    This season is all about lingerie in pastel colours.

    With an essence of spring time flair and blooming buds, lingerie in light and playful colours is sure to attract the right kind of attention.

    Whilst others are sticking to tired blacks and worn out reds, the sexy and daring amongst us are slipping into lingerie in baby blues and light pinks. Not only do these colours make you stand out from the crowd but they give your skin a healthy, creamy glow which is simply irresistible.

    But if you think pastels look washed out and dated, let Penthouse Lingerie prove you wrong.

    The incredible Penthouse team have created a line of lingerie with a cute cupcake theme which is made up entirely of pastel colours that really pop!

    Penthouse Cupcake CorsetLight pinks, blues and greens are all complemented by fresh white details and the gorgeous cupcake print is stunningly unique.

    The range of lingerie that comes in this cute cupcake theme is pretty exciting too! The Penthouse Cupcake Bra and Panty Set is sure to be a big hit with burlesque beauties and the Cupcake Corset is a definite winner with those who want something sexy to wear out on the town.

    For those who are still scared to take the leap into the sexy world of pastel prints, there's the Penthouse Cupcake Thong and Gift Set. With cute accessories like this, you can add a little bit of candy coloured cuteness to your life, without going the whole hog.

    Dreamgirl Queen Size Underwire Ruffle Trim Baby Doll SetBut what about other pastel pieces? Well for curvier girls there's the simply sexy Dreamgirl Queen Size Underwire Ruffle Trim Baby Doll Set which goes up to a size 24. This teasing little set is highlighted by pastel pink ruffles and baby pink satin bows which are evocative of 1950's French fashion.

    When it comes to the little details, accessorising pastel colours is easy! Get yourself a set of stockings in white or flesh tones and they won't distract from the gorgeous lingerie itself, just complement it.

    Dreamgirl have created a fantastic set of white sheer stay-up stockings that come in plus size too.

    Sheer and sexy, these stockings are designed to be both comfortable and attractive. The wide lace tops have an almost classic look to them while the modern silicone thigh bands ensure that these stay-ups stay up!

    Still unsure if you can pull this style off? Here is the Lovehoney quick-fire guide on how to wear pastel colours:

    • Wearing pastel colours is all about being feminine - accessories should be equally as girly, made up of light colours and materials, and a pretty pair of high heels is a must.
    • Bright and contrasting make-up will give your lingerie a chic and retro look. Bright red lips and feline black eyes add a burlesque twist, whereas pale make-up will just make you look anemic!
    • Pastels give you a flirty and playful look that your partner will love! Hold your head high and play up to your naughty new look by acting confident, even if you don't necessarily feel it - you'll soon reap the rewards!
    May Book of the Month: Cassandra's Chateau

    Last year we featured the beautifully erotic Cassandra's Conflict as our book of the month and ever since then, it has been a repeated best seller!

    That is why, when we heard that the follow-up book Cassandra's Chateau was about to be re-released, we had to give it a special unveiling as our May Book of the Month!

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