Lovehoney's fantastic UK Sex Map has just been launched!
This nifty little online gadget lets you type in your town and find out exactly where it ranks in the sexy spending stakes.
Not only is it a great way to find out what the naughty gossip is in your town but it's brilliant for figuring out new trends, deciding where to go out on the pull and learning all sorts of fun facts to wow your friends in the pub!
In fact, one of the most interesting things we learnt from creating the UK Sex Map is that Upminster is the sexiest town, spending a whopping 10.8 times the national average on naughty products!
So what is so special about Upminster? Well, not a lot.
However, we did discover that the rather gorgeous Paul Sculfor lives there.
This builder-turned-model has dated some of the most stunning women in the world including Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Lisa Snowdon and Lady Victoria Hervey.
How did this Essex brickie woo all these beautiful ladies? With naughty gifts, of course! People in Upminster spend 10.1 times the national average on sexy gifts and 11.2 times the national average on vibrators.
May we suggest a gorgeous JimmyJane vibrator for Mr Sculfor's next date?
Check out the UK Sex Map now and let us know how your town rates!
Everyone has attempted to have sex in the shower or bath before, often with less than desirable results.
The slippery surfaces, awkward angles and lack of space are often contributing factors to shower and bath sex going wrong and, let's face it; no one wants to end up with a cold metal tap becoming lodged in their delicate parts.
With this in mind, we've put together some top tips for making bathroom sex infinitely easier and more enjoyable.
Above: Want to know how to have great shower sex? Check out Tilly's top tips in this short video.
This week, I have been looking at all manner of sex blogs to find out the latest gossip!
From the simple and sexy to the strange and unusual, read on to discover what is hot and what is not in the sex blogosphere…
So 89% of our voters said they would prefer sex to chocolate. I was still unsure of what I preferred so I decided to do some nosing into what other people were saying about this subject matter. That's how I discovered this blog by I Used To Have Hair. He makes some good points into why both should come out on top (my favourite point being that if you eat chocolate in the shower, the chocolate will melt!) but it didn't solve my own choosing dilemma. Until I saw this video on Everything is Terrible. Chocoritca? Chocolate erotica? This put me right off my dairy milk. From now on, I vote sex!
We also recently announced the results for our sexiest smell poll with, err… "lady juices" coming in poll position with 35% of the votes. Coming in second, with 26%, was the smell of your partner's perfume/aftershave. However, for Utegirl it would seem that chocolate really isn't her favourite anything, including smell. So is that another vote for sex? Maybe her man should swap Lynx for our new ID Him scented lubes to help get her in the mood.
On a completely unrelated topic, I read about a man having sex with his car on the love and lust blog. Yes that's right, actual sex with an actual car. And not only that, it then mentions other men who have had sex with random objects including bicycles, picnic tables and lamp posts. Lamp posts?! How on earth can you have sex with a lamp post?! The mind boggles.
Apparently women who drink wine have better sex lives. This is according to people who call themselves 'sex scientists'. Is it just me who thinks this was just an excuse for some Italian men to put on a white coat, get girls really drunk and take advantage? That's not science. It's your average night out in Swindon.
Oh Haribo, the delicious family treat. But apparently the wrappers of the Haribo Maoam sweets have been deemed pornographic and unsuitable for the eyes of youngsters. Having looked at this article to see what all the fuss was about, I couldn't help but smile! I do believe that the green lime/man is receiving some sort of lemon induced pleasure. Oh would someone think of the children!
And just quickly, for those 11% who do prefer chocolate to sex, check out this blog from Sugar Plum. Quite possibly the sexiest cake I have ever seen. Yum!
Nothing says 'I love you' like a box of fine chocolates, but nothing says 'I ADORE you' like this sensually shaped, ergonomically designed, incredibly powerful massager vibrator known simply as 'Better Than Chocolate'…
For those times when you're feeling way too hot and horny - pick up the Touche Ice! This vibrator looks deceivingly small but it really packs a punch! Just fill the base with water, freeze and seduce your partner with a diamond of ice…