Recently I was offered a free mobile phone upgrade.
When presented with a series of new phones, I ended up going for a Sony Ericsson C902. It has a 5 megapixel camera which, as the sales person pointed out to me, is great for holiday snaps.
Yeah… Who actually uses their camera phone for holiday snaps?
As far as I’m aware, there are only three real uses for a camera phone:
When we have unprotected sex with someone, we’re also in effect having it with all the previous partners they’ve had unprotected sex with.
Nearly every games console now comes with wireless controllers so you can enjoy the fun without the limitations of wires! Similarly, sex toys have been following suit with the release of numerous new wireless remote control vibrators.
So exercise that trigger finger on something more rewarding and find out why everyone should have a remote control vibe in their bedside drawer.
These remote control vibrators are Lovehoney customer favourites:
December's book of the month is Tracey Cox Sextasy - a glorious hard back book packed with gorgeous photos, sexy hints, top tips and great advice on exploring every erogenous zone.
When you buy Sextasy during December, you'll automatically receive a free Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrating Love Egg - making this a great gift for a flirty friend or lusty lover.
As well as receiving a great free gift, you're also able to enter our Tracey Cox signed book giveaway to receive one of 15 other books from the Tracey Cox range. Visit this blog post for more details.
If you're still not convinced by our amazing Christmas giveaway, then check out the free extract of Sextasy below for some hot hints…
Seeing as its Christmas and we’re feeling ultra festive, we’ve decided that December’s book of the month needs some serious show-stopping appeal.
Forget short story anthologies, forget epic fairytales with a fetish twist and definitely forget those mini books detailing all the sex positions you already know; we’ve got something that will fill your stockings - and your boots.
For one month only, you can pick up the luxury hard back better sex guide known as Tracey Cox Sextasy and receive a free Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrating Love Egg worth £12.99!
But not only that, when you buy Tracey Cox Sextasy during the month of December, you could be in with the chance of winning one of 15 signed books from the Tracey Cox range!
Fill in the ultra-quick form below with your Sextasy order number and we will pick the winners at random throughout December.
So you’ll be getting Tracey Cox Sextasy, a free Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrating Love Egg and the chance to win a signed copy of Supersex, SuperHotSex, Tracey Cox Kama Sutra, Pocket Supersex or Hot Sex - all for just £14.99!
Filled with top tips and lots of ways to spice up your sex life, international sex expert Tracey Cox has created these books with your pleasure in mind.
A winter bargain, if we do say so ourselves…
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Check out the free extract to find out why Sextasy is the greatest Christmas present!
The prostate is small, highly sensitive and well tucked away, so you’re far more likely to ‘hit the spot’ with a specialist toy.
In my days as a writer for Lovehoney, I’ve seen some very strange things.
From members of the warehousing team dropping trou’ to try the Remote Control Hands-Free Electro Stimulator, to vibrators that shave off your pubes at the same time. No day at LH HQ could ever be considered ‘average’.
However, there seems to be a spate of animal themed sex toys and naughty products at the moment and it’s making me feel a little uneasy to say the least.
If your penis loses the plot in the middle of the action, you could find a cock ring really helps. They convert a weak erection into a strong one.
Lovehoney had a great time at the Erotica 2009 exhibition this weekend, wowing the crowds with our unique-in-all-the-world Sqweel of Fortune, Dildo Hoopla, Rabbit Wall, X-rated Photo Booth and Fleshlight Wall.
And, of course, our fantastic products including the Sqweel, the UK launch of the new We-Vibe II, our massively popular Tracey Cox Supersex Range, Sliquid Lubes and Durex Play and a whole lot more.
A massive thank you to everyone who came to the Lovehoney stand to play our silly games, buy our toys or just to say hello. It was great to meet you!
Erotica is the biggest sex show in the UK and is a great place to go if you've never bought a sex toy before. You can get your hands on lots of different products and, of course, on the Lovehoney stand our friendly, knowledgeable staff are there to help explain what they're all for.
That's us up there in the picture - from left to right: Jeremy, Richard (me), Kirstyne (kneeling), The Prof, Paula, Jo, Andy, Carl, Bonny (crouching), Carly, Joy (kneeling), Sean (gurning) and Flavie (wondering what the hell she's let us in for). And not pictured are Shelley, Ruth, Wojtek, Mike, Dusan and last but by no means least, Joseph (who left his Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat at home).
And also big big "THANKS!" to Dean from Sliquid, Tracey from Tracey Cox (both pictured centre left), Bruce from We-Vibe, and Sqweel inventor Trevor Murphy and his mate Shane for being there for us.
Thank you to all the Lovehoney staff who made it happen - you did us proud!
More Erotica happenings and pictures after the break…
Christmas is an occasion for spending time with the family, eating lots of food, drinking lots of booze and not to mention, the glorious exchange of gifts.
But its also a huge stress and always leaves me feeling like I've just ran a hundred marathons in one go.
So to all my fellow sex bloggers out there, I thought I'd lend you a hand this Christmas by giving you my top 5 tips for sex blogging this festive season.