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  1. A thread was started on the Lovehoney Forumasking what people thought about to help them orgasm, and we thought we'd throw the question open on the blog's poll (on the right hand side of the blog). Who do you fantasise about most to help you climax?

    We had 300 responses and the results are as follows:

    Real-life partner (past or present) 45.61%, Real-life person (not your partner) 31.76%, Nameless faceless stranger 19.26%, Specific porn star 3.38%.

    So it seems that real people are the fantasy for the majority of people who voted in the poll. Is this the same for you, or do you like to fantasise about completely made up people?

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    Because batteries for sex toys can have a confusing number of different names, we always use one name for each type of battery. The names we use for batteries are:

    A bedroom staple for many people, the bullet is often considered the sex toy that guarantees zero to orgasm in under a minute. But the bullet vibrator is a toy that should be exploited to its full orgasmic potential.

    Want a few more ideas for how to use this versatile little vibrator? Look no further! This guide will give you some new ideas for how to use a bullet vibrator.

    The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica 9

    Everyone is a fan of a naughty bedtime read and here at Lovehoney we have been revelling in the fine selection of erotic literature on offer, taking us into the autumnal months when staying at home with tales of fantasy and sexual adventure with a nice cup of tea is extremely tempting.

    October's Book of the Month is The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica 9, an unputdownable collection of erotica, featuring 42 new stories of naughty encounters, selected from every corner of the world.

    If the October Erotic Book of the Month tickles your fancy, we have only gone and added to its appeal with the offer of a 10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator worth £21.99 when you purchase the book. The combination of a fine selection of literature with an extremely fine pleasure toy is certainly one with winning potential you could say!

    We also have lots of new erotic novels including Subduing Jacqueline, an erotic tale of one man's mysterious power over his female staff and Girl Trade, a tale of a captive jewel dedicated to the pleasures of flesh in all its shapes and sizes.

    Have a great October and may it be filled with a great selection of erotic literature to keep you entertained and satisfied!

    Now what?

    We asked our community members to tell us their favourite sex toy and bondage combos for thrilling restraint play.

    Here are some of the most popular choices...

    Sex toys are great, and they're even better when you combine them!

    We asked our community members to tell us which are their favourite toys to use together when they want seriously explosive orgasms.

    This is what they told us...

    Halloween Special 2010 - the countdown is on!

    New Death By Orgasm Bullet Vibrators!

    Bringing you four new additions to the Death By Orgasm range, The Mummy, The Vampire, The Werewolf and The Zombie! Exclusive to Lovehoney! Let the gothic-inspired range of sex toys crawl out of their coffins and treat you to a range of hauntingly pleasurable vibrations as Lovehoney's Annabelle Knight reveals.

    Find out more: Death By Orgasm Zombie 3 Speed Bullet Vibrator

    Dreamgirl Reversible Angel/Devil Costume

    Devil or angel? This 8-piece reversible costume lets you choose whether you want to be naughty or nice! Comes with a whole host of accessories including devil horns, halo, name badge and diamante wand! Annabelle Knight models the potential of this costume with variety and sex appeal rolled into a devilishly naughty or angelic look.

    Find out more: Dreamgirl Reversible Angel / Devil Costume

    Dreamgirl Fang Banging Five Piece Vampire Costume

    Whether you're dressing up for Halloween or living out your Twilight fantasies, this is the vampire costume of your dreams! The short sexy dress has a cute bat wing neckline and comes with an array of unique accessories that add that extra special touch. Modelled by Lovehoney's mum-to-be Kirstyne Atkins, this gorgeous dress is super stretchy for a perfect fit and can be dressed up or down with its range of accessories.

    Find out more: Dreamgirl Fang Banging Five Piece Vampire Costume

    Best Sex Toy Reviews of September 2010

    Because reviews help everyone decide what is going to be the best toy for them, we love it when you take the time to write in-depth and honest reviews. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. But wait! We'll also be choosing four highly commended reviews and rewarding them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece. So without further ado, it's time to announce who we chose as September's overall winner.

    Review of the Month

    The winner was SlipperyWhenWet with his review of the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Female Harness Kit. As well as an excellent overview of the pros and cons of the product, it was peppered with humour.

    "Well for a long time it's been my wish (ok, my fantasy) to have my lovely other half give me a good pounding with a strap-on - and guess what? Lovehoney and this harness "fixed it" for me! And all without a "Dear Jim" letter or a tracksuit in sight!"

    Now then, now then. You asked where your medal was… will £100 of sex toys do instead?

    Read the winning review.

    Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews in September

    Seven Seas Waterproof Double Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator

    Enjoying Grab Bag Day™ was Bashful Babe who managed to snaffle a long wished for Seven Seas Waterproof Double Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator. If you're looking for a toy that ticks all your boxes, it seems this is the one!

    Read the review.

    Bijoux Flamboyant Vajazzling Body Jewellery

    Ever fancied having a go at Vajazzling? If you have, but weren't quite sure than masterandslave's review of the Bijoux Flamboyant Vajazzling Body Jewellery gives an excellent introduction. And any review that uses the word 'merkin' so often is certainly a winner in our books.

    Read the review.

    Sinclair Institute Select Crytal G CyberGlass Dildo

    There's nothing quite like reading a review by someone who just adored their toy, and titania's review of the Sinclair Institute Select Crytal G CyberGlass Dildo fits the criteria.

    Read the review

    Wet and Wild Waterproof Clitoral Dolphin Vibrator

    Giving a truly fin-tastic review, Tupperwareheart gave possibly the Wet and Wild Waterproof Clitoral Dolphin Vibrator its first review - and what a review! If you thought budget toys gave substandard orgasms, read this review and weep!

    Read the review

    If you want to get involved, check out our guide on how to write a killer review, get creative and then submit your sex toy or lingerie review.

    Don't forget to take inspiration from September's winner and highly commended reviews!

    Lovehoney encourages all our body confident customers to doll themselves up and upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie for the chance to win a £100 Lovehoney trolley dash!

    We are pleased to announce that the winner of the £100 shopping spree is welshrarebit because, in Hella Rouge's words, "she's got a great arse". Uploading three different photos, welshrarebit showed a variety of killer outfits (and some drool-worthy heels). The perky posterior was not just our reason for choosing this photo to win however. On closer inspection, it appears the photographer was distracted not by the ravishing rear, but by a game of snooker! We feel the sex toy spree may well come in handy during the snooker season.

    Remember: composition, composition, composition!

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