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  1. Welcome to my third weekly sex blog round up.

    Read on to learn about the town of Upminister, how orgasms will ruin the careers of doctors and much, much more…

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    • The Lovehoney Sex Map has arrived! However, I must admit that I'd never heard of Upminster (should I have?) before the Sex Map told me it was the UK's sexiest town, so I decided to do a little research in to what makes the people of Upminister so damn horny. I began to explore the Upminster Community Website to see what I could find out about this saucy town. Shops? Well, only if you need a hearing aid. Pubs? Yes, including the aptly named 'The Crumpled Horn', 'The Jobbers Rest' and 'The Optimist Tavern'. A good Neighbourhood Watch scheme? Of course. Beautiful people? No, my goodness no! Just look at who is on the council.
    • Oh, and at the bottom of the sex town pile is Badminton in Avon. It consists of 1 hotel, 1 horse and no sex. And that's it. For more stats on sex in the UK check out this blog by Lovehoney's Carly Drew.
    • Yay! Something I've always suspected (and hoped) has finally been proven true. An orgasm a day will keep the doctor away! According to this article on male enhancement products, to stay healthy we should be having at least 2 orgasms a week. That beats the gym any day!
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    • Currently our Lovehoney poll is asking if sex ever features in your dreams. We're interested to find out about the deep inner workings of your subconscious and just be a bit nosy really. With that in mind, I came across this dream interpretation blog on the Em and Lo site. This week features the dream 'I made a porno with my crush'. Sexy dreams = All the fun, none of the mess.
    • I'm a single girl and I like being single. I don't have to shave my legs for weeks on end and I can eat toast in bed and no one will complain about crumb-covered sheets. I'm not adverse to beautiful people asking me out, as long as they actually are beautiful, have some wit and are not a dick. But this is rarely the case. However if I did decide I needed a relationship and I needed it so much that my desperation had me turning to the internet to resolve my issue, I'm glad that Listverse has posted this blog so I can avoid those dating websites with a difference. Difference being the nice way to say weirdos!
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    • It would seem that porn does have something to teach us. This post on the iVillage site tells us 10 Things Good Girls Can Learn From Pornstars. I particularly like point 9 - 'be a little selfish' - so I've been looking at some lovely splurges for myself. I've narrowed it down to the Toy Joy G-Spot vibrator or this baby doll underwear set from Seven 'til Midnight. Choices, choices…


      Check back every week for my top sex blog choices and get in touch if you'd like to see yours featured on the site!
    UK Sex Map - Flirty Facts and Fiesty Figures!

    With the triumphant launch of the UK Sex Map, we decided it was about time we gave you the facts and figures you’ve all been waiting for!

    Trying to figure out the sexiest university in the UK?

    Looking for a sex shop to fill your fantasies?

    Read on to find out more!

    Check out your five best reviews of the week... and then read the best from our friends in the US!

    "If it works on go-karts, it must work on you pretty well too," has to be the quote of week from the 200-and-then-some reviews you've written in past seven days. Well done first-time reviewer Keiron!

    Wade in and check out our five favourites of the week. And then tuck into the best reviews from our friends in the US at edenfantasys, introduced by Gary.

    UK Sex MapLovehoney's fantastic UK Sex Map has just been launched!

    This nifty little online gadget lets you type in your town and find out exactly where it ranks in the sexy spending stakes.

    Not only is it a great way to find out what the naughty gossip is in your town but it's brilliant for figuring out new trends, deciding where to go out on the pull and learning all sorts of fun facts to wow your friends in the pub!

    In fact, one of the most interesting things we learnt from creating the UK Sex Map is that Upminster is the sexiest town, spending a whopping 10.8 times the national average on naughty products!

    So what is so special about Upminster? Well, not a lot.

    However, we did discover that the rather gorgeous Paul Sculfor lives there.

    This builder-turned-model has dated some of the most stunning women in the world including Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Lisa Snowdon and Lady Victoria Hervey.

    How did this Essex brickie woo all these beautiful ladies? With naughty gifts, of course! People in Upminster spend 10.1 times the national average on sexy gifts and 11.2 times the national average on vibrators.

    May we suggest a gorgeous JimmyJane vibrator for Mr Sculfor's next date?

    Check out the UK Sex Map now and let us know how your town rates!

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    Everyone has attempted to have sex in the shower or bath before, often with less than desirable results.

    The slippery surfaces, awkward angles and lack of space are often contributing factors to shower and bath sex going wrong and, let's face it; no one wants to end up with a cold metal tap becoming lodged in their delicate parts.

    With this in mind, we've put together some top tips for making bathroom sex infinitely easier and more enjoyable.

    Above: Want to know how to have great shower sex? Check out Tilly's top tips in this short video.
    Take Our Steamy and Sexy Survey to Win Bathroom Based Prizes!

    Sex in the shower – fun or awkward?

    A quick bathroom bonk – time wasting or time well spent?

    A horny dip in the hot tub – not for me or yes please?

    Whether bathroom sex is a regular part of your routine or something you’re yet to attempt, we want to know exactly what you think.

    By taking this simple survey, you will be put into a prize draw to win a brilliant bundle of fantastic ‘Sex in the Shower’ products from the new Sportsheets range!

    Waterproof cuffs, vibrating sponges and a selection of grips and handles, this bathroom based bundle is one of our best prizes yet!

    Give us your answers, make sure you enter your e-mail address and you could be the lucky winner to receive over £100 worth of goodies!

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    Sex Toys For Couples

    If you haven't already noticed, Lovehoney have just launched a brilliant new section of the site, known simply as Sex Toys for Couples.

    This little link contains everything you need to spice up your relationship and keep it passionate for years to come!

    My wife of 16 years doesn't want sex as often as I do. How can I spice up our love life?

    It can be surprisingly difficult to talk frankly about your desires, even if you’ve known someone for years.

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    If you're going to splash your cash, you might as well do it on a fabulous luxury sex toy from our massive range!

    After all, it'll bring you years of pleasure, always leave you smiling and you won't have to give it back when you break up!

    Weekly Sex Blog Round-Up

    This week, I have been looking at all manner of sex blogs to find out the latest gossip!

    From the simple and sexy to the strange and unusual, read on to discover what is hot and what is not in the sex blogosphere…

    • So 89% of our voters said they would prefer sex to chocolate. I was still unsure of what I preferred so I decided to do some nosing into what other people were saying about this subject matter. That's how I discovered this blog by I Used To Have Hair. He makes some good points into why both should come out on top (my favourite point being that if you eat chocolate in the shower, the chocolate will melt!) but it didn't solve my own choosing dilemma. Until I saw this video on Everything is Terrible. Chocoritca? Chocolate erotica? This put me right off my dairy milk. From now on, I vote sex!
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    • We also recently announced the results for our sexiest smell poll with, err… "lady juices" coming in poll position with 35% of the votes. Coming in second, with 26%, was the smell of your partner's perfume/aftershave. However, for Utegirl it would seem that chocolate really isn't her favourite anything, including smell. So is that another vote for sex? Maybe her man should swap Lynx for our new ID Him scented lubes to help get her in the mood.
    • On a completely unrelated topic, I read about a man having sex with his car on the love and lust blog. Yes that's right, actual sex with an actual car. And not only that, it then mentions other men who have had sex with random objects including bicycles, picnic tables and lamp posts. Lamp posts?! How on earth can you have sex with a lamp post?! The mind boggles.
    • Apparently women who drink wine have better sex lives. This is according to people who call themselves 'sex scientists'. Is it just me who thinks this was just an excuse for some Italian men to put on a white coat, get girls really drunk and take advantage? That's not science. It's your average night out in Swindon.
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    • Oh Haribo, the delicious family treat. But apparently the wrappers of the Haribo Maoam sweets have been deemed pornographic and unsuitable for the eyes of youngsters. Having looked at this article to see what all the fuss was about, I couldn't help but smile! I do believe that the green lime/man is receiving some sort of lemon induced pleasure. Oh would someone think of the children!
    • And just quickly, for those 11% who do prefer chocolate to sex, check out this blog from Sugar Plum. Quite possibly the sexiest cake I have ever seen. Yum!

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