Please let me reassure you that having inner lips which protrude is perfectly normal. I'd generally say leave well alone, but you're obviously very troubled by this long-standing problem.
You should already be considering your Halloween costume and buying in bags of sweets and candy, but what about something especially naughty for the wickedest night of the year?
Presenting the new Death By Orgasm Vibrator!
In its own little coffin case, this brilliant bullet vibrator is surrounded by plush red velvet and black metal.
Although these bullets aren't the kind to kill a werewolf with, you can induce la petite mort in your partner with the stunning single-speed.
Run the smooth skin-safe rubber down your partner's neck, gently teasing their back then slip it between their thighs…
Women will love the powerful vibrations as they pulse against the clitoris and men will adore the sensations against their shaft and perineum.
A great little vibrator to take anywhere, the Death By Orgasm makes a great gift or goodie bag prize this Halloween!
Venus Berlin is the equivalent of the UK's Erotica Show but much, much bigger. And much, much dirtier.
Alongside all the traders and stalls you'll find live sex shows, pole dancers, fine German cuisine (mainly bratwurst), pony-girl chariot rides and even a 5 Euros-a-pop sex machine!
If you've ever fancied attending a naughty show, watch the video below to see my top five favourite parts of Venus so far.
With special thanks to Romeo, Richard, Christian and the rest of the 'pain gang'.
As part of Lovehoney’s ongoing battle against the vacant, doe-eyed, plastic-fantastic lingerie models that grace every magazine, product shot and television shoot, we have created what we lovingly call ‘Lovehoney’s Real Top Models’ and September’s winner is the simply stunning Kitty Karen.
The Lovehoney team have just arrived in Berlin for the fantastic, naughty, erotic and downright pornographic Venus show!
The top names in sex toys, lubricants, lingerie, bondage, fetish and film gather here every year to swap cards, mingle and generally do business. So naturally, Lovehoney had to make an appearance!
Although Lovehoney aren't exhibiting, we have been wandering around talking to new suppliers, trying to get great deals on the most brilliant sex toys around and showing off our fantastic new sex toy - the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator!
Keep checking the Lovehoney Blog over the next few days for video and photographic updates and all the saucy goings-on at Venus - including the entire Lovehoney team trying to ride (steady!) a giant I Rub My Duckie!Julie Peasgood
You say it happens when you’re about to climax, and I suspect this is because that’s the moment when you’re completely letting go.
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What feels good for one person won’t feel so hot for another, some people have allergies (such as a latex) and others are eager to avoid phthalates. Whatever your reasons for being interested in a certain sex toy material, we try to make it as easy as possible for you to find the right toy for you.
This week's sex blog round-up has been inspired by the latest and greatest sex toy, the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator.
Now, we're not ones to toot our own horn here at Lovehoney but it has received some quite major acclaim from all over the blogosphere, so thank you to everyone who blogged about it - good and bad - we appreciate your honesty!
If you've got a blog post that you'd like to see feature in my weekly blog round-up, please don't hesitate to get in touch.
- So the Sqweel - 10 Tongued, Oral-Sex Overlord has finally arrived and I couldn't be happier! Lovehoney have finally cracked that last problem in the puzzle when it comes to sexual simulation, and that's oral sex. Gone are the days when oral sex was a solo disaster. Gone are the days of begging and pleading for some cunnilingus action. With my Sqweel it no longer matters. Not convinced? Why not read this review of it on My Sex Professor? Debby Herbenick gives the low down on the product of the moment that's got everyone talking. Already got one? Why not read my top tips before reading Ambers orgasmic Sqweel pointers on Scarlet's Letter? You can thank us later!
- Halloween is fast approaching and I cannot wait! Trawling through the internet, I found so many Halloween related goodies that my mind now boggles with ideas on what to dress up as. I did really like this post on Jezebel and I couldn't agree more that If You're Going to Wear a sexy Halloween Costume At Least Be Creative. It's all very well and good going as a Vampire but after the whole Twilight/R Pattz swooning that's overcome the majority of girls recently, you really won't be the only one sporting pointed teeth and a white face this Halloween. Not that there's anything that wrong with the classic costumes, but like these sexy ladies on Gizmodo, there is so much you can do to make your outfit unique.
- I also found these two sites which are NOT sexy! Coilhouse are showing the Scariest Workout Video Ever Made, which isn't so much scary as it is really quite funny. I want to work out to it! And then I found this on Internet-d: Sexy costumes for dogs. I cannot believe something like this actually exists!
- I recently joined the crazy world of Twitter, and I must say after spending the first few weeks baffled by it I'm finally getting my head around it (follow me at honeyharrie if you fancy an insight into my Lovehoney world!) and I would probably go as far as saying I'm becoming slightly addicted. I somehow managed to find this site, Historical Tweets, which had me stifling laughs at my desk as I tried to hide the fact I was having way more fun then I should be when its work time. I particularly like the Gandhi tweet 'Punched an old lady today. Feel bad.'
- I can't help but feel sorry for men a little bit. What with the ranges of highly equipped sex toys out on the market, and now even the Sqweel to replace their tongues, I can't help but feel men are feeling a little bit neglected and probably,ever so slightly threatened by our love for all things designed to buzz, pulse and get us off. So I suggest they read this blog post entitled 'Toys Are Your Friend', on Ojoy for a little bit of reassurance, because lets face it, my vibrator never calls, has not once offered to take me out and is nothing like the real thing!
- And finally, just for fun, have a read of these hilarious penis haikus. They are brilliant!
The Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator, with it's 10 tongues ready to tempt you into orgasmic bliss, has finally arrived!
The sensational oral sex simulator, a one of a kind for clitoris' everywhere, has been hailed as a revolution in orgasms. And a revolution it is! So grab your Sqweel and read on for my top tips to a climax that'll have you sqweeling!
The long wait is over and the next big thing in sex toys is finally here… Introducing The Sqweel from Lovehoney…
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World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again. Sorry guys, you're not even needed for oral sex any more!
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