Many women think their ladybits are ugly or disfigured - let me reassure you that in 99.9% of cases they’re not, and luckily any man, or same-sex partner, who wants to become intimately acquainted with your nether regions is biologically programmed to find the sight, and smell, extremely arousing.
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Instincts are funny things.
They make us blurt out our undying love at inopportune times and they make us grab that last slice of cake without thinking about who else might want it (seriously, if it's in my fridge, it's my cake – them's the rules).
We want you to use your instincts to answer the question below.
Don't think – just do!
In return for your instant emotional response, we will send one lucky winner a mystery prize worth £60!
This survey is now closed. The winner will be notified by email on 28 August 2009.
Do you remember the innocent days of watching Jackanory as a child?
The fun stories, the brilliant imagery and the enthusiastic presenters were like visual crack for kids.
Now you're older and wiser, there's no reason you can't still indulge in the fun and frolics of Jackanory! In fact, like you, it has grown up and become more adult in nature too!
The beautiful Joy, Andy and Rich read out the winning stories from the Erotic Story Competition in classic Jackanory style and perform aural pleasure on you via the medium of YouTube.
But we couldn't keep all this fun to ourselves so we decided to launch our latest competition with an incredible prize of £100 worth of sex toys!
From the strange and unusual to the downright bizarre - welcome to Lovehoney's list of the top ten worst sex toys of the past decade!
Now we all know the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' and we have been known to encourage the more curious fetishes here at Lovehoney, but these sex toys really shouldn't have been made in the first place!
Check out our list of the top ten worst sex toys of the decade and make sure you avoid them like the plague (or Swine Flu, whichever is more current).
The Ki-Wi is a body-friendly vibrator with a difference - its entire build, design and function is for the purpose of pleasure! There's no unnecessary buttons or switches, no clunky base, no annoying hard-to-grip twist dial - just pure, simple sex toy.
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See the Ki-Wi 10 Function Light-Up Silicone Clitoral Vibrator in action… In the dark!!!
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Could it also be that as your partner is 20 years older than you, he may feel a bit insecure or lack confidence when it comes to having sex with you?
As much as we love lingerie here at Lovehoney, we're not so keen on the air-brushed, silicone-enhanced, stick-thin, abnormally-proportioned women that model it.
Who wants to look at a series of nearly identical models wearing pinned and primped underwear that doesn't even come in their clothes size when you can see the real thing, modelled on real women?
Lovehoney is renowned for bringing you all the latest and greatest innovations in all things sex toys and lingerie and that is why we've launched our search for models of all shapes and sizes that are willing to show off their lingerie and sexy costume collection!
Simply take a photo of yourself in your favourite piece of lingerie or your sexiest costume from Lovehoney, find the product page then click the upload link under the model photographs.
Upload your photos and after they have been checked, they'll appear in your personal gallery, in the Lovehoney gallery and maybe even on the product page too!
No matter if you're a size 6 or a size 26, it is a well known fact that beauty defies society-enforced limitations, so don't be shy - upload now!
Not only do you get the confidence booster of seeing your sexy shots online and the chance to have your photos on the product page, but you could also win £100 of lingerie and sexy costumes too!
Every month, a photo will be chosen at random from the most recent uploads and the winner will get to choose their brand new selection of undies up to £100!
Screw the bitchiness and predictability of Britain's Next Top Model - Lovehoney's Models are where it's at!
What's better than a series of free erotic stories?
A series of free erotic video stories as read by the Lovehoney Jack-Off-Anory Team - that's what!Julie Peasgood
First of all let me reassure you that you’re certainly not a freak, and you’re not alone in what you’re going through.
The term 'mistress' has a tendency to put a lot of people on edge.
From soap operas to chat shows to lunch time news updates, the word mistress is often used negatively to represent a woman who 'steals other women's men'.
But this really isn't the case, as the fabulous Karen Marley is quick to point out.
Karen has been dubbed a 'serial mistress', a title that she has embraced and used to her advantage in her own Serial Mistress blog, despite the often negative connotations.
We caught up with the Serial Mistress to find out more about the woman behind the blogs and one of the most commented articles on the Daily Mail site…