• Sob, wail, gnash. Despite 30 hours of round-table talks (who was playing King Arthur?) , the Communications Worker's Union and the Royal Mail couldn't sort out their differences. So the strikes are on, no postal deliveries on Thursday or Friday.

    But never fear - this does not mean that your dildo delivery need be delayed. We've called in a crack squad of express couriers to pick up the slack during the strike days.

    For just £2.95 - or nowt if you spend more than £30 - you can avail yourself of our super-awesome choose-your-delivery day service.

    Order by 4pm Thursday and you could be tucked up in bed on Friday night with your new special friend. Sweet dreams!

    Happy shopping, my lovelies!

    Weekly Sex Blog Round-Up

    We're over half way through October and I'm loving every minute of it!

    Not just because of the falling autumn leaves, the dark evenings and the almost-but-not-quite festive spirit, but because the blogosphere is alive with the sound of sex (squelchy)!

    From sexy Halloween goodies to hot girls in coffins, from unusual sex toys to saucy Twitter updates, this week's blog round-up is full of the greatest news stories you can find online.

    • I did warn you last week that as Halloween approaches I get more and more excited! This week my Halloween searches have led me to some strange and wonderful places indeed. My first stop was over at College Candy where I couldn't help but agree whole heartedly with Brianna and her post 'Note to the Guys: Bring the Sexy This Halloween!' This year it's all about getting men into sexy Halloween costumes. I'm thinking firemen, police officers and, it might just be me, mechanics - there's just something about them I can't get enough of!
    • Something that definitely ticks the strange category, comes from the News:lite site. Apparently an Italian company that makes coffins has launched it's very own sexy calendar for 2010. Beautiful, scantily clad ladies and, er, coffins. It's what wet dreams are made of!
    • Some good news for British men - apparently you have the most stamina in bed. This is according to a study conducted by the Journal of Scientific Medicine who examined the sexual performance of 500 different men across several countries. Well done Brit boys. My national pride is beaming!
      Mystim Thin Finn Electro Urethral Sound
    • This article on the Cracked site explores 18 of The World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys and had me laughing quite a bit. Examples include the Goo Gobblin' Granny, The Cannon and my favouriteThe Drippy Dragon. I must say, I had a lot of fun on this site. I really recommend taking a look at some of their other posts while you there as they are brilliant.
    • Another follow on to last weeks blog regards Twitter. My Twittering ability seems to be coming on leaps and bounds (follow me @HoneyHarrie if you like) and it's all helped by good advice such as the 10 Things You Should Never Tweet After Sex on the Asylum site. Thank you Asylum for your great and funny advice!

    Bringing up the subject of sex toys isn't always the easiest thing to do, especially if it's something you or your partner have never discussed before.

    But if you're worried about offending them, or nervous about revealing your own personal kink, don't worry - we've got the top do's and don'ts from the Lovehoney experts to make adding sex toys to your relationship a breeze.

    Above: Watch Tilly show you her favourite ways to introduce sex toys to your relationship.
    I have very protruding labia and I would like to get them removed. Can you help?

    Please let me reassure you that having inner lips which protrude is perfectly normal. I'd generally say leave well alone, but you're obviously very troubled by this long-standing problem.

    Death By Orgasm - Not a Shocking Daily Mail Headline but our Halloween Sex Toy!

    You should already be considering your Halloween costume and buying in bags of sweets and candy, but what about something especially naughty for the wickedest night of the year?

    Presenting the new Death By Orgasm Vibrator!

    In its own little coffin case, this brilliant bullet vibrator is surrounded by plush red velvet and black metal.

    With two seriously stimulating designs, this vibrator comes in gothic purple with a rounded snub-nose or midnight black with an angled tip.

    Although these bullets aren't the kind to kill a werewolf with, you can induce la petite mort in your partner with the stunning single-speed.

    Run the smooth skin-safe rubber down your partner's neck, gently teasing their back then slip it between their thighs…

    Women will love the powerful vibrations as they pulse against the clitoris and men will adore the sensations against their shaft and perineum.

    A great little vibrator to take anywhere, the Death By Orgasm makes a great gift or goodie bag prize this Halloween!

    Top Five Reasons To Visit Venus Berlin

    Venus Berlin is the equivalent of the UK's Erotica Show but much, much bigger. And much, much dirtier.

    Alongside all the traders and stalls you'll find live sex shows, pole dancers, fine German cuisine (mainly bratwurst), pony-girl chariot rides and even a 5 Euros-a-pop sex machine!

    If you've ever fancied attending a naughty show, watch the video below to see my top five favourite parts of Venus so far.

    With special thanks to Romeo, Richard, Christian and the rest of the 'pain gang'.

    As part of Lovehoney’s ongoing battle against the vacant, doe-eyed, plastic-fantastic lingerie models that grace every magazine, product shot and television shoot, we have created what we lovingly call ‘Lovehoney’s Real Top Models’ and September’s winner is the simply stunning Kitty Karen.

    Pornstars and Pizzas - Lovehoney at Venus Berlin

    Guten Tag!

    The Lovehoney team have just arrived in Berlin for the fantastic, naughty, erotic and downright pornographic Venus show!

    The top names in sex toys, lubricants, lingerie, bondage, fetish and film gather here every year to swap cards, mingle and generally do business. So naturally, Lovehoney had to make an appearance!

    Although Lovehoney aren't exhibiting, we have been wandering around talking to new suppliers, trying to get great deals on the most brilliant sex toys around and showing off our fantastic new sex toy - the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator!

    Keep checking the Lovehoney Blog over the next few days for video and photographic updates and all the saucy goings-on at Venus - including the entire Lovehoney team trying to ride (steady!) a giant I Rub My Duckie!

    Can you tell me why, when I am ready to climax, I pass wind? I hate it - any ideas please?

    You say it happens when you’re about to climax, and I suspect this is because that’s the moment when you’re completely letting go.

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    When choosing a sex toy, the material is just as important as the power, price and function.

    What feels good for one person won’t feel so hot for another, some people have allergies (such as a latex) and others are eager to avoid phthalates. Whatever your reasons for being interested in a certain sex toy material, we try to make it as easy as possible for you to find the right toy for you.

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