This week's crazy, windy weather has certainly been whipping you all into a frenzy. This week's sex toy reviews being particularly whacky and very amusing!
This week's sex toy review round up
Giving us the giggles first this week was Gigi44 and her review of the Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing. "The funniest part for a single woman when setting up a sex swing? Who to ask to hang the hook up, and what to tell your teenage sons about the hook suddenly hanging from the living room ceiling!" It gets even better - read the review.
Loopallu didn't get on with the Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads, but described the experience with hilarity. "Quite honestly, it was like trying to wrestle seven steroid-pumping, disobedient, jelly polos onto a rolling pin… The best thing I can say about the Jaguar is that it gives a satisfying thud when it's slung at the wall." Read the review.
This week roaminghands found a new top toy in the 10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator. "Definitely my new favourite vibe, thrashing my waterproof bunny out of the water and relegating it back to its warren." Poor bunny, but just why was the G-Spot Wand so good? Read the review.
Teaching us a new word this week was englishrose in her review of erotic novel The Persian Girl. At one point there's a "possibly blasphemous incidence of agalmatophilia where a young female captive pleasures herself on a god's statue." But if statue-loving isn't your thing, don't worry as, "there really is something for every taste here." Read the review.
Mr.E is the writer of today's glorious one-liner - after giving the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker a very thorough testing. "Without 'beating' around the bush, it's been tested 4 times already." Read the review.
Whether you've been smirking with pleasure or laughing at a sex toy let-down, let everyone know about it and add a new review.
Lovehoney's range of luxury sex toys are the ultimate investment in high quality and decadent pleasure. Take a look at this week's Sex Toys TV Highlights, showcasing the latest additions to our range of luxury sex toys.
Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager
With a sleek, triangulated shaft, powerful dual motors and almost limitless vibrating patterns, the Aurora silicone vibrator is engineered for pleasure. With dual motors, this attractive rechargeable vibrator is designed to satisfy, over and over again. Lovehoney's resident sexpert Annabelle Knight discovers the wonders of this luxurious and quiet massager.
Find out more: Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager
Fun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator
From zero to orgasm in no time, the Cobra Libre luxury vibrator from Fun Factory is specifically designed for men. Made from medical grade silicone, this rechargeable and waterproof toy handles like a dream and delivers deeply satisfying vibrations. Annabelle Knight demonstrates the pleasure-pleasing power of this ergonomically designed luxury male vibrator.
Find out more: Fun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator
If you’re having trouble figuring out what to get your girlfriend or wife for Christmas, don’t panic. Lovehoney is here to inspire and enlighten you with this list of the 10 most wanted, best selling and sexiest gifts around. Lovehoney are not only giving out great gift advice but we’re guaranteeing you a festive season that's completely free of hassle, busy shopping centres and postage charges.
Read on to discover our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her.
If you're sticking to a budget of less than a tenner, our Top 10 Christmas Gifts for Under £10 will make finding the ideal present much easier this Christmas. Whether you're looking for sexy stocking fillers, secret Santa gifts, or a final treat to leave under the Christmas tree, you'll find the perfect present here at Lovehoney - so whatever it is you choose, you can guarantee there will be a smile on the receiving end.
Buying your lover the perfect Christmas present is often a daunting and time consuming task, but there is no need to panic. Lovehoney is on hand to inspire you and ensure that you can find the perfect gift from our guide to the Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts for Lovers.
Take the stress and strain out of the lead up to Christmas this year and indulge in our selection of pleasurable gifts that are ideal for couples looking for some intimate and sexy moments this yuletide. For a stress and hassle free Christmas, read on to find the perfect sexy gift for your loved one - all delivered free!
Buying sexy gifts for men is difficult, that’s something we won’t deny. With all the thousands of different products on the market, how will you know what he'll like? And what happens if he’s never used one before? Lovehoney is here to answer all your questions and take the guesswork out of buying sex toys for men.
Read on to discover our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Him.
Give us 30 seconds of your time and be in with a chance to win £50 worth of top toys in the Lovehoney Quickie Christmas Survey. And there's not a question about socks or slippers in sight. (But there might something about what you get up to at the Christmas Party!)
This survey is now closed and the winner was C from Middlesex.
Try and get him to view it as a toy for both of you to enjoy.
Will you be seeing fireworks tonight? Our sex toy reviewers this week have definitely been reporting on many sensual evenings going with a bang!
This week's sex toy review round up
Testing out the utterly indulgent Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle Bourbon, Mr Monster gave a review packed with alluring adjectives. "It brushed onto Mrs M's skin, soft and silky, and that's when the Bourbon scent rolled over us; smoky, sultry, spicy, heavy, heady and exotic." Read the review.
Pleasure came in (rabbit) leaps and bounds for Mandy who found the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Aquagasm Waterproof Vibrator had an unexpected temporary side effect. "I was more than impressed (in fact I was temporarily paralysed hehe) just by the vibrator." Read the review.
Adoring the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag this week was BashfulBabe. In fact, the whole range seems to have pleased her. "All the Bondage Boutique leather stuff seems to have that delicious smell about it, and is usually the perfect balance of durable and soft." Read the review.
You're not seeing double - there was another fan of the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag in KittyKat007. "The ball was a little unforgiving and felt huge at first but after your mouth gets used to it you barely notice the size or hardness of it. Chances are you’re too preoccupied with the size and hardness of something else in the room!" Read the review.
OK, missorgasm, we agree that the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator looks like nothing else and that your description of it as "a futuristic tape dispenser" is not far off! But did it please? Oh yes! "It took nearer 30 minutes than three, but my God, it was long, slow, sensual, and 'O' so satisfying." Read the review.
Whether you've been seeing sparks or seeing red because of your sex toys, let everyone know about it and add a new review.