F-f-f-f-f-freezing temperatures outside, but red hot bedrooms across the country (judging by this week's sex toy reviews at least). The was one reviewer left cold though, but who? Read on to find out.
This week's sex toy review round up
We loved Old hetro's review of the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator and the re-invigorated sex life he's been enjoying. "I have been able to stir the chap from its slumber to an aroused and wanton hardness." Read the review.
A hot contender for the title's one-liner this week was Sammy C in a review of Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml. "Very easy to use, if you're not a moron. Pump it until liquid comes out. Sound familiar?" Why, now that you mention it it does! Read the review.
It was lickmadick who was left cold by the catchily-and-not-at-all-cumbersomely-named Super Xtreme Scorpion Vibrating Ring with Dual Stinger Anal Vibrator which is apparently "as good as sticking a pen where the sun don't shine… " Ouch. Read the review.
NakedAce provides the cryptic one-liner this week, taken from his review of the Big Daddy's Cock Ring "I must say, it was on tight and I was [insert Ashford & Simpson lyrics here] for ages." Did you have to google it? We did and then sang along to the full song on YouTube. Read the review.
Getting down, but not too dirty was tigerlilies with her Lelo Sutra Chainlink Cuffs. "Only a company from a sexually liberated county like Sweden would advise ‘Dry Clean Only’ for bondage gear, so with that in mind, don’t take them to a sploshing party." Read the review.
It's set to be a chilly weekend across the country, so time to hunker down and get some testing underway. Let everyone know how it went and add a new review.
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How much stimulation is your partner giving to your clitoris? Most women need this in order to climax.
An avid sex toys reviewer, masterandslave has just written her 100th review. "It’s only been during my time on the Lovehoney Forum that I have begun to write reviews regularly. In doing so I have discovered an enjoyment for writing about items I feel passionately about."
With her new found-passion for writing we asked masterandslave, a straight female who has been with her other half for nearly 10 years, to tell us all about her sex toy collection.
Sex toys have a lot to answer for; they have helped spice things up, but they have also helped my partner and I to discover new pleasures that are just impossible to achieve with the human body. Toys for me have never been a replacement for my other half, but something we use together to explore pleasure further. Even when used on our own they then become a stepping-stone when we have been frustrated, waiting to see each other again! The world of sex toys also encompasses sexual comfort. Whilst going au naturale does have its perks it's also an uncomfortable truth for me. I have never had an orgasm without using some form of lubricant, and without this assistance things are just too painful and never enjoyable.
Renowned for an advanced range of rechargeable luxury sex toys, Lelo have now launched a range of waterproof vibrators so you can enjoy a more relaxing bath or stimulating shower. The new Insignia range consists of Alia (a versatile clitoral vibrator), Isla (an elegant mid-sized vibrator) and Soraya (a dual action vibrator with external stimulator).
Each has a finger loop incorporated into the design, making them easy to hold on to underwater. Like all other Lelo vibrators, the Insignia range is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides approximately 4 hours of play.
Lelo always deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging that make an ideal treat for your lover (or yourself) and the new waterproof Insignia range is no exception.