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If you’re sporting a tangled Brillo pad between your legs, guys, then it could be time for some pubic grooming.
The female orgasm and penetrative sex can be an elusive combination. According to randomly harvested statistics, approximately 70% of women are unable to orgasm through penetrative sex alone. When reading through the spools of 'advice' on the subject, I find it quite alarming how little it is mentioned that this is NOT a big deal.
A lot of Agony Aunts have reams of advice on 'feeling more comfortable with your partner' and 'learning to relax' amongst other issues, but this just isn't applicable to a lot of women. We are comfortable with our partners. Some of us have squeezed out a sprog in front of the other half. Some of us have a sexual repertoire containing more tawdry acts than you'd find in a rockstar's memoir. Some of us, well, we just live to 'smack that'. Doesn't mean we get to orgasm through penetration alone (and no guys, it does not mean that you're doing it wrong).
Most women require clitoral stimulation to orgasm and unfortunately it's an anatomical probability that no matter which shapes and angles you pull, the alignment for clitoral contact just isn't always going to be there. If you can't arrange yourselves so that your partner is hitting your clit, you just need a little help from a friend.
If you want a quick and easy solution, you might want to reach for a cock ring. They come in a range of shapes, sizes, textures and styles and every one is designed to do different things. Traditionally, cock rings have been considered a male erectile enhancement aid and there are plenty of cock rings out there (and indeed on our site) designed for that very function, but there is also a bounty of other rings out there designed specifically to get you off during penetrative sex.
This is not a great idea. I’m not standing in moral judgment here - I applaud anyone having broad horizons, but not when it compromises safety.
Following the success of our existing collection of latex clothing, and your requests to stock a bigger variety, Head Buyer Bonny Hall has tracked down a new range of latex clothes for women called Rubber Girl.
A collection predominately fashioned from moulded latex with some glued and riveted elements to some garments, Rubber Girl is a great introduction to rubber clothing and also caters for the more dedicated fetishista.
OK, so it sounds like we're trying to create our own one-of-a-kind Googlewhack, but I assure you we're not.
This great line is from Lovehoney customer Postillionager's review of the Supersex Strokerwhich details, briefly but amusingly, his attempt to get some satisfaction from our best-selling male masturbator.
Ultimately he decides it's not for him because he can't wash it out (he just needs to turn it inside out, silly!), but that's not going to stop us giving Postillionagerthe Review of the Month award and the £100 Lovehoney shopping spree that goes with it.
Congratulations! Now, where did I put that octopus…
You can read the full review on the Supersex Stroker product page here.
If you’d like to swallow make sure you check out your new guy’s sexual history first, and then familiarise yourself with how he tastes and feels.