When this thing landed on my desk, I posed the question; “What is this?” on Lovehoney's Twitter.
Baby elephant trunk protector, hamster slide, Charlie Sheen’s nose vacuum and a really strong condom were among the suggestions put forward.
But what is it, and why is it an awesome sex toy?
You've decided to buy your first sex toy, so now it's just the small matter of deciding which item to spend your hard-earned money on. We know it can be difficult to know where to look first, so we've compiled the 10 best value sex toys for beginners - and they all cost less than £25!
This list of cheap sex toys includes bestsellers for men, women and couples that have been tried and tested, and have excellent customer reviews. So whether you're choosing a toy for yourself or as a gift for a partner or friend, you know you're getting fantastic value.
Check out the top 10 cheap sex toys for the best vibrators, cock rings and bondage (on a budget!)
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If you hear 'double dildo' and immediately think of two women aboard a double ended dong, you might want to think again. These dual pleasure-givers find their way into many types of relationship - and can even bring sexual happiness to someone flying solo.
How about a strapless strap on, that a women can wear hands-free while she penetrates her a partner (either male or female)? Or what of a double headed dildo that can be used alone for double penetration play, like this purple Mini Double Dildo?
We run down our 5 most popular double enders and see what Lovehoney customers say about the slippery subject that is the double dildo in their sex toy reviews.
Introducing a range of realistic strokers and masturbators with a playful twist from Fun Zone.
Made from real-feel material and designed to bring you intense solo pleasure through a combination of innovative design, stimulating textures and a choice of lifelike anus, vagina and mouth openings.
Lovehoney is delighted to welcome them to our collection of sex toys for men.
The Fun Zone range of Male Masturbators
This week on Sex Toys TV, Hella Rouge and Annabelle Knight discover the benefits of this fun yet discreet range of sex toys from Fun Zone.
You also get Free UK Delivery on all Sex Toys at Lovehoney.
Find out more: Fun Zone
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Ahhh - the sex swing. Revered as being a toy for more adventurous lovers, it has a cult following over in the US of A, but over here you’re much less likely to come across a swingset in the boudoir. With our suspended ceilings and predisposition to rent properties, sex swings have been a no-go for many Brits… until now.
This clever Stand Alone Sex Swing Frame is a collapsable A-frame that allows you to enjoy the use of a sex swing without drilling big holes in your ceilings or leaving conspicuous hooks on display. It’s also great for lovers of shibari/rope bondage, permitting experienced practitioners to go one step further with their ropework and suspend their loving other half while they’re gagged and tagged. Once you’ve experienced the zero-g joys of this delectable frame, unclip your sex swing and bung it in a cupboard ready for next time. Perfecto!
What did you do the last time your much loved vibrator finally spluttered to a heart-breaking halt? Did you proudly take it to the local tip's electrical recycling section? Or was it disguised in a nondescript packet and stuffed in the kitchen bin?
New recycling regulations mean that all electrical equipment - including sex toys - must be disposed of at a designated electrical waste collection centre. Lovehoney's sex toy recycling scheme makes doing the right thing easy, cringe-free and totally rewarding.
Lovehoney's Rabbit Amnesty will take your old vibrators, recycle them, make a donation to the World Land Trust on your behalf and then give you Oh! Points to spend on a shiny new sex toy. And because we can recycle any WEEE (Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment), we'll even give you Oh! Points if you send us toasters, hair straighteners or electric shavers.
Click here to recycle your sex toys with Rabbit Amnesty now!
With a mix of materials making up their body-perfect forms, caring for a sex doll can seem like a tricky task. With a little care and attention, your favourite love doll will last the distance.
Here are some Lovehoney customer favourite products:
Here are my top tips for looking after your blow-up and realistic sex dolls.
Read about AI sex robots - the newest sex dolls - in the news, and keen to try a more lifelike sex toy experience? The sex dolls we stock provide an experience that's close to the physical experience of real sex.
Unlike other male sex toys like handheld masturbators, sex dolls allow you to enjoy sex positions virtually identical to those you would enjoy with a partner, as well as penetration.
We sell two different types of sex dolls: blow-up sex dolls and more advanced lifelike silicone love dolls. Prices vary considerably and, as with any sex toy, it's always best to do your research before you buy. Hopefully this guide will help you choose the right sex doll for your budget.
Don't forget, we offer discreet shipping on all inflatable sex dolls and silicone love dolls.
Sex dolls are designed to closely match the shape and feel of a real person, making masturbation about as close to sexual intercourse as you can get.
This guide will show you how to instantly upgrade your experience by transforming your love doll with a few simple hacks.