I realise how concerned you are, but nagging him to eat will only continue to be counter-productive.
It's official. Slipping on a French Maid costume is Britain's favourite way to play sexy dress up in the bedroom (or kitchen, or living room!). Nevermind naughty nurses or school girls, it's the raunchy French Maid that outsells every other sexy costume available at Lovehoney.
Whether it's bending over to dust the skirting boards in front of the master of the house, or being caught having a tipple out of the family's drinks cabinet, the upstairs/downstairs roleplay potential is huge - and a huge turn on.
Carry on reading to find out which are the crème de la crème, and choose your own costume from the most popular French Maid outfits we sell.
Cock rings that look like DIY hardware. I don’t know which I prefer, these or the Dirk Yates toys that look like weapons - I just can't decide. There is something to be said for inventively-shaped sex toys, I find them infinitely more interesting than the often neon-coloured types and they function just as well. They also help to take some of the scariness away if you’re suffering from first-time nerves.
These are made from firm but stretchy TPR that has been coloured to emulate metal. The smaller Hardware Coupling Hex Nuts cock ring set can be worn together with the larger sitting around the cock and balls and the smaller at the base of the shaft. The larger Hardware Rapid Mounting Hex Nut vibrating ring is also for wearing around your cock and balls but has a bullet vibrator mounted at the top making it ideal for shared stimulation. Both sets are completely waterproof too, so they’re simple to clean and can be enjoyed in the bath and shower. Awesome!
Ever wondered why people use sex dolls? From the blow up dolls we usually see on hen or stag dos to the beautifully crafted and most lifelike sex dolls, these artificial companions can leave some people asking, "why?"
Whether you're thinking about choosing a sex doll yourself or are just curious about what people see in an inflatable companion, we explain the benefits of sex doll ownership and why they're a great sex toy.
Want a delectable treat that's as sexy as it is seasonal? Look no further than the brilliant TENGA Eggs. Transforming the sensations of a hand job, these handy eggs add a whole new dimension to manual stimulation, whether he's using it alone or as part of foreplay with a partner.
Lovehoney stocks the most comprehensive range of Doc Johnsonsex toys in the UK. Doc Johnson has been producing innovative sex toys and novelties since 1976 and continues to develop new and exciting products to find ways of bringing sexual pleasure to thousands of men and women.
This week on Sex Toys TV, Lovehoney presenter Annabelle Knight introduces Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Glass Butt Plugs and Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Swell Glass Dildo - two welcome additions to the Doc Johnson collection at Lovehoney. You also get Free UK Delivery on all Sex Toys at Lovehoney.
Sasha's shapely glass butt plugs are made from Pyrex to make them extra sturdy. Beautifully shaped for easy insertion with a stimulatingly-full feeling during wear, the plugs measure from 3.5 to 4.5 inches in length and 3.9 to 7.5 inches in girth.
Find out more: Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Large Glass Butt Plug
A slowly-graduating Pyrex Glass Dildo in jet black. With three curvy bulbs along its 6.5 inch insertable length to satisfy your vaginal and anal penetrative desires with waves of curvy pleasure.
Find out more: Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Swell Glass Dildo
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Is it a tentacle? Is it a tongue? The seductive Textured Devil Tongue Glass Dildo is sensationally shaped to make it suitable for all kinds of penetration. Detailed with deep ridges and curved bumps for incredible stimulation and shaped with an upwardly-curving tapered tip to make insertion effortless. It’s easier to use than similarly-sized realistic dildos and much more attractive with its Murano-esque colours and swirls.
So… tentacle? Tongue? What do you reckon?
From sophisticated Japanese sex dolls to the hen-night-favourite blow-up doll, the world of the humanoid sex simulator is filled with a rich variety of different skill sets.
We know that many sex dolls have three holes, that others have two and that some vibrate but did you know that some dolls have a whole lot more going for them than, well, holes? Here’s our pick of six of the strangest sex dolls we sell.