Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring… not even a Mantric Mouse. (As if!) It's Christmas Eve, so this week's sex toy reviews round-up is taking a totally festive twist, with some seriously sexy Christmas costumes.
Everything feels tighter this time of year. Jeans, purse strings, your lover's generosity…. Jees, the festive season's only just coming to an end, do we have to go on an anti-climatic love spiral just yet? Yes, I accept that we've already been overly indulgent and will continue to be so over the festive period but the end of the fun doesn't have to hone into view just yet.
There's nothing like all of that unadulterated time spent together to give you the yearning for something new and exciting. No offence intended, you're still wanted, but how about mixing it up a bit in preparation for 2011?
I've been having a nose through the bondage section of our Salegasm! site to pick out some of the best in cut-price BDSM gear (it's not just you customers that go mad for our sales, you know!). They say that you should start the new year as you mean to go on, so if you're game for hotter things this coming year, get experimenting…
Ready to grab a bargain in Lovehoney's Salegasm!? To help you choose, we've collected together the top-rated toys from Doc Johnson, as reviewed by Lovehoney customers. Get ready to uncover some total bargains and mega orgasmic pleasure!
Make huge savings with Lovehoney's BIGGEST ever sale! Don't miss out on the Salegasm! Massive savings on Doc Johnson toys, luxury vibrators, sexy lingerie, sex toys for men, women and couples, amongst hundreds of other top quality brands and products. Resident Lovehoney presenter Annabelle Knight and The Professor reveal all in this week's Sex Toys TV Highlight.
Tis the season for mad panic, headaches, stress and over indulgence. Well, not if you shop at Lovehoney! We've been diving into boxes and rushing through rails to be able to advise you on the best buys this season. You may be coming close to finishing your Christmas shopping, but have you found that perfect outfit for New Years Eve?
You can either brave the hoards of argumentative shoppers on the High Street to battle over a cut-price bit of fluff that you'll settle for in a last minute panic or you can plan ahead with us. We've checked what our customers are rating and added plenty of new lines to make sure that as well as catering for your sex life this December, you can also make-over your night-out wardrobe too with our Top 10 Guide to Clubwear 2010.
It's been a surprising week of lust, monsters and arresting developments in your sex toy reviews this week. But what exactly were the hits and misses, and what bad behaviour would warrant a restraining order? Read on to find out.
This week's sex toy review round up
Enjoying the classic Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker was Satoshi who found that a little bit of lube made for a magic combination. "Add a tiny bit of silicone lube in a wet setting however and this stroker turns into a shower monster!" Read the review.
Writing an excellent, sex boffin review of the Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush was toycar69. "This works best on a slightly moist surface. One word of warning though: the first moist surface that comes to mind is probably not a good idea, as this stuff is basically sugar." Read the review.
Englishrose pointed out the message of the Wild Orchid 10 Speed Motion Sensor Massager's packaging, which could lead to a spell in prison. "I don't however, recommend following the box's recommendation: "Touch a secret partner just close by…" That sort of thing is liable to get you arrested and slapped with a restraining order…" Read the review.
Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.
Erotic massage is the perfect way to connect physically and emotionally with your lover, as explained in Lovehoney's video guide to using massage candles. A perfect gift for your lover with the promise of a massage to follow, choose from our high quality massage candles, as showcased by Lovehoney's Annabelle Knight in this weeks Sex Toys TV Highlights.
It takes between 15 - 30 minutes for the candle to melt enough for you to start your massage - you'll no doubt find a way to pass the time. Once liquified, the candle will transform into a slowly absorbing, high-slip massage lotion.
Indulge in Lelo's deliciously scented Flickering Touch Massage Candles. Choose from either Snow Pear & Cedarwood, Vanilla & Creme de Cacao or Black Pepper & Pomegranate to add some fragrant sensuality to your love making.
If you're looking for a unique gift that will be truly appreciated and treasured, give your relationship the gift of incredible foreplay.
In the age of night shifts, school runs and overtime, the pressure is on to fit in as much as we can into as little time as possible, but sex is not somewhere to cut corners. A quick rush and fumble and we're down to the deed? We think not!
Coital speeding is a sexual happiness offence, so it's time to slow down the pace and learn to linger. If you're having issues with self control or find the idea of foreplay a disinteresting prelude to sex, then it's time to consider calling on a little outside help in the shape of these sexy gifts and games.
Above: Are you looking for a sexy gift for your lover? Let Sammi Cole take you through her top picks for romantic sex game gifts in this video guide.
Much hilarity in last Friday's Peep Show when hapless lothario Mark tried to make up for his lack of prowess in the bedroom by introducing a dildo called "Kenneth" into a tentative romantic liaison with Dobby.
Readily identifiable by dildo connoisseurs at Lovehoney as a Doc Johnson Classic Dong, the veiny beast spent the episode languishing in Mark's pants and socks drawer, deployment in his sex tryst postponed by the death of Dobby's ex's mum.
Mark described the dildo as being 9 inches long, but we're not sure that Doc Johnson does a balls-free non-suction-cup dong in 9 inches. 8 inches, yes, 10 inches, yes. But 9 inches? We don't think so.
Perhaps Mark was referring to the insertable length. He could be a connoisseur after all.