So I have a sex blog. I try out a lot of sex toys, I read a lot of news on sex, people talk to me about sex. I wouldn't call it a cushy job, but it certainly has its perks, right? But there is a downside, my friends. A very serious downside. Just this evening - after having yet another friend tell me that what I do is certainly not work - I was sat here with vibrating nipple clamps dangling from my… well… nipples, naturally, for the betterment of my sex bloggy knowledge. It is all for you, and darn it, I don't complain.

Until tonight.

Thick, veined, vibrating bendy dongs deliver pleasure on an orgasmic platter. And we've got a fantastic new range to tickle every bit of your fancy – and much more.

Some are nubbed, others veined, some have girth and huge, bulbous heads, others are slender, bendable and long. No matter what your preference, there's something here for everyone.

Why not add one of these fabulous new realistic vibrators to your sex toy collection?

This week at Lovehoney get an orgasmic Space Sphere Massager worth £12.99 absolutely free when you spend £35.

Small, but perfectly formed, this powerful vibrating massager is a great sex toy for couples – gently explore each other's bodies while experimenting with the multispeed vibrations. If you're looking to introduce new toys into your relationship then the Space Sphere Massager is a great place to start!

This offer has now finished. You can check out our latest free vibrator offer here.

Gentlemen, the future is here. The revolutionary Japanese Tenga Onacup Masturbators have finally arrived on our shores. And boy, do they deliver the most exciting, explosive orgasms imaginable!

The internal air-cushioned chambers cling to you like no other sex toy – and the lube reservoirs will have you screaming "yeeeeesssss!"

This week at Lovehoney get a Superslim Multispeed Vibrator worth £6.99 absolutely free when you spend £30.

This lip-tremblingly stimulating multispeed vibrator has a super-smooth curved tip that delivers ultimate G-spot satisfaction. Vertical ridges surround the shaft for added orgasmic pleasure - no skimping on sexual gratification, here!

This vibrator comes in 3 colours - unfortunately we cannot specify which colour you will receive.

This offer has now closed but you can check out our latest free offer here.

Join the glitterati! We've got a brand-new range of 10-function waterproof glitter vibrators, all priced at a bargain £19.99 each. These gorgeous glitter vibes come in a wealth of styles – some have deeply satisfying ribs that crawl all the way up the shaft, others are super bendy and some have balls and a large girth at the base of the shaft. And they all provide orgasmic pleasure…

Why not add one of these new glitter vibrators to your sex toy collection?

As the nights grow colder, let the action get hotter! And now you can double your pleasure with this fantastic free offer. For a limited period only, when you buy a Lovehoney Buzz Tongue Finger Vibrator you'll get a Lovehoney Auto Pulsator Power Ring absolutely free!

Here's what reviewers are saying are saying about the Buzz Tongue Vibe…

"Its vibrations are really strong, as soon as it touches my clit I'm squirming around the bed, my boyfriend keeps threatening to tie me up to use it on me."

"This is my favourite mini vibrator. I didn't expect this to be so good but wow! It brings me to orgasm faster than any other vibe I've used."

And reviewer Love Handles loves his Auto Pulsator:

"This is a neat cock ring that vibrates when it's spread apart, which happens every time it comes into contact with another body! I like the fact that this is a toy for couples - two people can get pleasure from it in different ways!"

This free offer ends on 31 October 2007.

This week at Lovehoney we've got a strictly limited number of Twin Bullet and Anal Beads Kits worth £12.99 to give away absolutely free when you spend £35.

This natty kit delivers a gloriously orgasmic hat-trick! Twin multispeed bullets and a string of five smooth anal beads combine to deliver ultimate pleasure. Perfect for couples - and if you're new to anal stimulation there's no better place to start.

This offer has now finished but you can check out our latest free offer here.

It's raining Rabbits! We've got 5 fantastic new Rabbit Vibrators, each of which will make a fantastic addition to your sex toy collection – and they're all priced at a bargain £19.99.

These gyrating teasers come in slightly different sizes and have a great range of features – for instance, some are more bendable, some have longer ears than others, some are waterproof – but you can guarantee that they will all hit those beloved sweet spots.

Why not add one of these 5 new Rabbit to your collection?

Shock news from the Royal Mail! The Communication Workers Union is going on strike again, which means there'll be no postal service from mid-day Thursday until Wednesday next week. And then it'll be playing catch-up with a big backlog of mail.

But never fear! It's important to us that we provide you with a first class shopping and delivery service - even if first class post isn't available.

You can beat the strike with Lovehoney - all orders will be despatched by next-day express delivery courier service at no extra charge over our normal postal charges.

That means you can spend £30 and get next-day delivery free!

Here's the full Royal Mail announcement:

Royal Mail is hugely disappointed that the Communication Workers Union has announced a fresh round of strike for the following dates:

48-hour national strike on 5 and 6 October
48-hour national strike on 8 and 9 October
An indefinite rolling programme of functional strikes to continue weekly
until the resolution of the dispute

We are currently assessing the likely impact on services and will
communicate these as soon as possible.

Royal Mail has well-developed contingency plans in order to reduce the
effect of the strike and minimise disruption to our customers as much as
possible.