Jonathan Ross has a chuckle on his Friday Night With… show this week courtesy of Lovehoney's My Guy Foam Pillow Arm Thing (we don't really know what to call it, either).
In his inimitable style, Wossy thought it would be the perfect companion for the male traveller who wants to give the appearance of respectability while enjoying some self-pleasure under the blanket with his real hand.
You can see Friday Night With Jonathan Ross on the BBC iPlayer - the My Guy section is right at the start after the introductions, so you don't have to sit through the Osmonds interview… Unless of course want to see if their teeth are as bright as they used to be.
Get £75 of toys for only £35 in the fantastic 5-piece Lovehoney Bonk Holiday Orgasm Gift Pack.
Durex Play Charm Massager Wand currently £24.99 - was £49.99!
Lovehoney G-Whizz Waterproof Mini G-Spot Vibrator worth £14.99
Lovehoney Platinum Wiggle Wand worth £12.99
Lovehoney Magic Rabbit worth £9.99
Lovehoney Goldfinger Mini Vibrator worth £7.99
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Give your sexy shopping the ultimate boost this week at Lovehoney. The orgasmic O'My Luxury Curved Silicone Vibrator, worth £29.99, is absolutely free when you spend just £50.
The super-smooth silicone shaft transports powerful multispeed vibrations to all points 'Pleasure'.
With a wonderful curve complemented by an intense clit stimulator and an unusual Gecko-style look, this will become one of the most cherished sex toys in your collection.
And you get free delivery, too!
This offer has now finished but you can find out about our latest free vibrator offer here.
This week at Lovehoney get the super-powerful Super Bullet and Rose Sleeve Tingler Set worth £14.99 absolutely free when you spend £30.
This quality set from Cal Exotics comes with a formidable silver bullet, which was praised by reviewer Hornyminx when we last gave away a Super Bullet Set.
"I left the house and slowly I turned the dial on the hand control in my pocket and walked to the end of my road," she explains. "Then I turned the vibe up a bit more and walked for 5 minutes before finally turning it up full.
"The vibes were good, my pussy was contracting hard and fast. The thrill was… could anyone hear my vibe going?
"The vibe was sending me to heaven and for the first time ever I did not mind waiting. I must have looked a sight - red in the face, panting and quivering.
"I virtually ran home and once in the door in the middle of the hall I pulled down my jeans and rubbed the bullet over my pumping clit and came loud and proud.
"Thank you Lovehoney for making my chores more fun for free! It's true, the best things in life are free!!!"
Sorry, this offer has now closed but you read about our latest free vibrator offer here.
This week at Lovehoney get the incredible O'My Ribbed G-Spot Silicone Vibrator worth £29.99 absolutely free when you spend £40.
This silicone beast has a wonderful G-spot-seeking curve and phenomenal ribs and scales to hit your every sweet spot. Powerful multispeed vibrations reverberate along the shaft right up to the orgasmic tip.
This offer has now closed but you can read about out latest free vibrator offer here.
Give your saucy shopping an orgasmic boost this week at Lovehoney. The 3-piece Triple Play Vibrating Bullet Kit, worth £19.99, is absolutely free when you spend £40.
The powerful 2-speed Power Pak delivers knee-trembling sensations to the Silver Micro-Bullet - and wow, check out the wild shapes of the sleeves!
The L-shaped sleeve reaches sweet spots you never even knew existed. Switch to the Triple Invader and you can guarantee that bells will ring long into the night.
Sorry but we're all out of the Vibrating Bullet Kit but you can read about our latest free offer here.
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Make it your best Bonk Holiday weekend ever – get £85 of toys for only £39.99 and get them delivered free in time for the long hot weekend.
The Lovehoney Bonk Holiday Love Bundle includes the magnificent Durex Play Indulge Gift Pack together with three fantastic Lovehoney toys.
Here's what you get:
Durex Play Indulge Gift Pack currently £29.99 - was £59.99!
Lovehoney Dream Egg Remote Control Vibe worth £24.99
Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibe worth £14.99
Lovehoney Auto Pulsator Power Ring worth £14.99
You pay only £39.99 and it's all delivered free!
The BBC claims today that the extent of Internet fraud has been understimated.
"An undercover investigation by BBC News revealed how easy it was to obtain stolen credit and debit card details on the internet," says the article. "Posing as computer hackers, two journalists infiltrated a website selling thousands of stolen card details which had been stolen online from small internet retailers. "
We take security very seriously at Lovehoney. The Lovehoney Web site is tested every day by ScanAlert - the HackerSafe logo on the right of the page shows you that we meet the credit card payment industry guidelines for security and to protect your personal information.
When you click the HackerSafe logo, a window will open which explains:
"This site is tested and certified daily to pass the HACKER SAFE Security Scan. To help address concerns about hacker access to confidential data, the "live" HACKER SAFE mark appears only when a web site meets the HACKER SAFE standard.
Research indicates sites remotely scanned for known vulnerabilities on a daily basis, such as those earning HACKER SAFE certification, can prevent over 99% of hacker crime."
Our Help section explains more about the other steps we take to keep your personal details secure.
With this week's release of the frankly awesome new Jessica Rabbit 2.0 and last week's unveiling of the fantastic Tracey Cox vibrators, Lovehoney's all-new, super sexy G-spot sex toys may just have escaped your attention.
So with this in mind let's cut to the chase and tell you 5 reasons why you cannot be without a G-spot toy in your collection:
1. G-Spot Toys have a phenomenal curved tip that allows you to manoeuvre them to all your most orgasmic points of pleasure. Whether you're using it internally or externally, your G-spot sex toy will provide orgasm after orgasm.
2. G-Spot Toys are available in vibrating and non-vibrating versions, depending on what you prefer. The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator has numerous speeds and patterns of vibration whereas the super sleek Love Labs G-Prober Smooth Glass Dildo is vibration-free but totally stimulating!
3. G-Spot Toys are often waterproof. This is a good sign for those who only get 'me time' in the bath or shower and for those who are part of the 'female ejaculation' club.
4. G-Spot Toys help you to discover your body and make you more aware of your sexual needs. If you're single then you can enjoy penetration without the need for a partner and if you're part of a couple then you can use a G-spot toy to show your lover exactly where this elusive hot zone is!
5. G-Spot Toys are available in versions to suit each and every budget. The We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator fits in the luxury bracket but the Lovehoney Aquagasm G-Spot Waterproof Vibrator is great for those who like to keep it cheap and cheerful.
Find out more about our range of G-spot vibrators here.