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  1. Free Erotic Short Story - They Get Lonely Too by Deacon Redwood

    We're thinking about changing our name to Free-Erotic-Stories 'R' Us, what do you reckon? No? We'll stick with Lovehoney then! We'll also stick by our promise to bring you the hottest free short stories around!

    Our latest offering is the highly humorous and ever-so arousing They Get Lonely Too by Deacon Redwood. This fantastic story won a runner's up place in our Erotic Short Story Competition and won Deacon £50 worth of sex toys from Lovehoney!

    This entertaining tale details the exploits of Maria and her favourite G-spot vibrator. Laced with humour and achingly sexy, this is a story which is sure to make you blush and smile at the same time!

    November's Book of the Month: The True Confessions of a London Spank Daddy

    November's Book of the Month is a thrashing read - The True Confessions of a London Spank Daddy.

    Sample the Delights of The True Confessions of a London Spank Daddy!

    This extract is from the Book of the Month for November: The True Confessions of a London Spank Daddy.

    The Mysterious Peter Jones - The Exclusive Interview with London's Spank Daddy!

    The November Book of the Month, The True Confessions of a London Spank Daddy, is surrounded by mystery and intrigue but Lovehoney is here to bring you an exclusive interview with the author!

    Lovehoney's Erotic Book Club Gets a Mention on the Alan Titchmarsh Show

    Yesterday, the fabulous sexpert Julie Peasgood did a segment on erotic books during ITV1's The Alan Titchmarsh Show.

    Interview with Cheryl Mildenhall, Author of The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

    Everyone in the Lovehoney office absolutely adores The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea so we were desperate to ask the woman we've dubbed "The Cult Leader" a few questions all about it!

    Despite our best efforts, we were originally unable to track Cheryl Mildenhall down. We spent hours googling her, emailing Black Lace, asking other erotica authors and contacting Emap, but to no avail. We even went as far as to consider going to London and banging on every door until we found her (but we didn't, because we're not weird like that…!).

    A Renewed Classic - The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

    Originally published 13 years ago, The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea has been given a new lease of life for the 15th Anniversary of Black Lace.

    In keeping with the oceanic theme of the Book of the Month, we're giving away a free waterproof Mini Magnetic Rocket Vibrator worth £6.99 absolutely free when you buy this brilliant book!

    This fantastically erotic book was originally given away as a free gift with New Woman magazine back in 1995, making it many young women's first encounter with erotica. The book quickly gathered a cult-like status being passed around universities, offices and friendship groups like the Holy Grail of naughty novels!

    The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea is a hot and exciting book with enough twists, turns and raunchy sex scenes to keep even the most distracted of people interested!

    The Devil and the Deep Blue SeaThe Book of the Month is The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea. When you pick up your copy you'll receive a Mini Magnetic Rocket Vibrator worth £6.99 absolutely free!

    The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea is full of hot and passionate, rude and raunchy sex scenes so choosing just one to give you an extract of wasn't an easy task!

    One of the most well remembered scenes in the book is the part where Haldane, the dreamy Norwegian sailor, takes Hillary to a secluded beach and makes love to her in the sand for the first time.

    The Devil and the Deep Blue SeaThe now defunct New Woman magazine originally gave this month's Book of the Month, The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea, away as a freebie back in 1995.

    As one of the first magazines to give away a full erotic novel completely free, the book and the magazine quickly gained notoriety, especially due to the raunchy sex scenes and dirty details of the novel!

    The author is the talented Cheryl Mildenhall who was part of the original wave of Black Lace writers.

    In The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea and her other books, Cheryl successfully combined gritty realism, the romance of Jilly Cooper's novels and the graphic sex one expects from Black Lace.

    Lovehoney has done some investigative work and discovered more about the book from the people who've read it. From erotica authors to Lovehoney staff, here are some insights into this brilliant book:

    Jen Charles, Freelance Erotica Writer

    I read The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea when I was 19, at university. A friend bought New Woman and didn't want the free book so gave it to me; little did she know that it would still be sat in my collection now!

    The New Joy of Sex - Interview and Top Tips from Author Susan Quilliam

    The original Joy of Sex revolutionized people's love-lives during the seventies with its hands-on approach to personal pleasure and sexual satisfaction. However, the book now seems a little dated and parts of it irrelevant to modern love-making. This is why publishers Octopus Books decided to enlist the help of Susan Quilliam to revamp it!

    Susan Quilliam is an exceptionally talented writer, agony aunt, sex expert and relationship psychologist. With her impressive collection of work and years of experience, Susan is clearly the perfect candidate to add a modern edge to the book that is to sex guides, what Hoover is to vacuum cleaners!

    Masterminded by Susan, The New Joy of Sex has been completely revised and combines 21st-Century thinking on sex and sexuality with the much-loved style of the original. The result is a unique guide for modern lovers that's intelligent, witty, insightful and illustrated with the most beautiful drawings and photographs.

    The Lovehoney Erotic Book Club was lucky enough to get an interview with Susan and got to ask about the creation of the book, her opinions on sex and relationships and get some top tips on writing an erotic guide.

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