1. Summer is finally here, and the sun is shining. But the lovely toasty weather hasn't been the only thing that's hot hot hot. You've all been submitting such brilliant reviews and they are sizzling! It does make picking a winner extra hard, but I shall persevere.

    "A winner for what?" I hear you call... Well, it's Review of the Month of course! The time when we say thank you to our reviewers (your reviews really do help people) by awarding our favourite reviewer of the month with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree.

    This month, the reviewer on top is HunnyMonster29 with their cracking review of the Lovehoney Rechargeable Remote Control Large Love Egg (pardon the pun)! Make sure you check out the full review here.

    "Overall, I'm really taken with this egg. The versatility is really impressive: kegel weight, clit vibe, internal vibrator, PIV sex buddy and Egg Sex device. More than eggs-pected!" 

    Congratulations HunnyMonster29, the crown is yours... For now!

    But that's not all! I still need to announce our fantastic runners up (who each win 2000 points, whoop whoop)...

    Here at Lovehoney we love reading your reviews, plus our customers find them super helpful as well! So, as a thank you for continuing to write stellar reviews, we award the author of our favourite review for the month with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree. It is time for *drum roll please!* REVIEW OF THE MONTH!

    This month,  Married Girl takes the crown with her delightful poetic review of the Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator! Make sure to check out the full review here. Below is a sneak peek:

    "I purchased this toy some few months ago, it taught me to climax, my very first O.

    A fable not fiction, of pressures and friction, and here's how I did it, my detailed description.

    So easy for some, years trying to cum, I felt so deflated, my body felt numb.

    I felt cheated and lied, too long had I cried, the whole of my life, orgasm denied." 

    I tip my proverbial hat to you Married Girl, you're this month's well deserved winner!.

    The days are getting longer and it looks like winter is well and truly over, so what better way to welcome in spring than to give one of our lush reviewers a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree? Yes, you read that correctly. Writing reviews could win you £100 worth of treats!

    This month I crown readysteadygonads as our review champion with their review of the njoy Pure Fun Stainless Steel P-Spot Butt Plug.

    "With a slight squeeze of the sphincter muscles, the pFun Plug will begin to massage the prostate to progressively induce sensations ranging all the way from a screaming down the walls ejaculatory orgasm, to long hours of quietly riding on the edge of internalised whole body sexual ecstasy." 

    If you want to read the rest of readysteadygonads' fabulous review then you can do so here.

    Did you think I was done? Oh no, we still have to announce our runners-up. Our runners-up are each awarded 2000 points!

    Continue reading to find out who else is a winner. Could it be you?

    February is the month of love (and pancakes) meaning I get to play Cupid this month. One of our fantastic reviewers has only gone and won a £100 Lovehoney voucher, meaning they get to go on a lush spending spree and find a new treat to fall in love with!

    How can I win a £100 Lovehoney voucher? Well...this is Review of the Month! When I put on my scuba gear and go deep diving into all the incredible reviews submitted this month and choose one review to rule them all. It is super hard to choose (as I am sure you can imagine) - y'all are just too good!

    This month, our victor is...Littlest_Red for their superstar review of the Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator.

    "I don't even need the highest setting on this toy, somewhere in the middle is perfect. I think this is a first with a vibe as I usually need the strongest setting to be able to cum. I like my vibrations deep/bassy (rather than high/buzzy like bullets), and holy hell does the X Pro 40 deliver on this front. If you're a power queen you're in for such a treat: the stimulation is so direct and intense." 

    Thank you for your stellar review Littlest_Red. Welcome to the hall of champions! If you want to read the review in its entirety then click here.

    But I'm not done just yet! There are still 2000 points to award to our three runners-up!

    As Valentine's Day approaches, it's time to spoil your lover rotten. But why risk splashing out on a naff teddy bear when you could give them what they really desire:

    A naughty night in with you.

    We're big fans of love here at Lovehoney. You could even say we love love. That's why when Valentine's rolls around, we like to celebrate by giving one very lucky couple a fabulous overnight stay in a dreamy location.

    And, because no romantic night is complete without a roll around in the haystack, the lucky couple will also receive one of our best-selling Seventh Heaven Romance sets.

    Each set is filled to the brim with tantalising gifts. From scented candles, to massage oil, to the WeVibe Couple's vibrator (which is worth 65 smackers on its own).

    So this season of lurrrrve, why not treat your lover like royalty, and jump on the good foot and do the bad thing in a brand new luxury location. Enter our competition for your chance to win.

    Simply answer a few short questions on our survey here, and leave your email address at the end of the survey for a chance to win this amazing prize.

    As the nights get colder and the year draws to a close, there's one thing that warms my heart... No, it's not Christmas... It's review of the month!

    Each month I get to squirrel through the reviews and select one review to rule them all... for that month, anyway. The review that reigns supreme will be awarded with a £100 Lovehoney Voucher! Free sex toys? Yes please!

    This month, we bow down to Mr Parker for their review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator.

    "If you haven't got one of these then I strongly recommend you buy one. For the price of a couple of bottles of decent wine you can give yourself (and maybe your partner) some gently erotic pleasure and you won't have a sore head in the morning (well, your head might be sore but it won't be the one sitting on your shoulders!)." 
    Read the full review

    Enjoy your prize Mr Parker, you've earned it.

    But there are three more seats around my metaphorical victors' table... Three more reviewers will be awarded with 2000 Lovehoney points!

    Halloween has been and gone (sad face) but October isn't over just yet, at least for us. That's right! It's time for October's review of the month.

    Every month, one of our wonderful reviewers has the chance to win a £100 Lovehoney Voucher! It's very hard to choose, but I must persevere and pick the ULTIMATE review (at least for that month).

    This months literary champion is... Blackscarlett for their review of the njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo.

    "What makes this toy different from all other G-spot stimulators is that the weight and shape puts serious pressure – not vibration – on your Skene's gland, and *that's* what will get you closer to squirting." 
    Read the full review

    Well done Blackscarlett, you take the crown this month... but you have to give it back as I only have 1!

    But wait! There's more! There are also three runners up who take home 2000 Lovehoney points each.

    Review of the Month is Back, Back, Back Again!

    Each month, one of our amazing reviewers has the opportunity to win a £100 Lovehoney Voucher! Yes you heard correctly, words = orgasms! Whilst rummaging through all of your amazing reviews, this one stood out as a winner!

    Our wordsmith of the month is ...drumroll please... the unforgettably named Vagslayer420, for their review of the Lovehoney Classic Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator.

    "orgasm ricocheted through my body. My whole body tensed up and I was paralysed, unable to even move. I thought that was it, this is how I go and I apologise to the person who finds me half naked and dead with a massive vibrator buzzing away in my hand. (Can you die from an orgasm?" 
    Read the full review

    Congratulations Vagslayer420, the September 2019 crown is yours!

    But it doesn't end there, there are still 2000 Lovehoney points for our amazing runners up...

    They know exactly the way you like your tea, have gotten stacking the dishwasher down to a fine art and that dodgy impression still makes you laugh. Your significant other is a gem and should be treated as such.

    To help you celebrate your other half, we’ve teamed up with Bath Boutique Stays to offer you the chance of winning a romantic getaway.

    But wait, there’s more. Because no passionate weekend would be complete without a spot of how's-your-father, we’re throwing in our brand-spanking-new Desire knicker vibrator.

    Part of our latest Desire range, the knicker vibrator is controlled via an app, meaning it can be controlled from anywhere in the world. Now, that’s what we call science.


    Whether you choose to explore Bath’s cobbled streets, or prefer to spend the whole stay bent over a tasteful chaise lounge, this prize is sure to win you some major brownie points. To enter, all you have to do is answer a few short questions on our survey: HERE and leave your email address at the end for a chance to win this amazing prize.


    We-Vibe Vector Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager

    Summer has officially started and we are back with review of the month!

    Every month we award one of our fantastic reviewers with a £100 Lovehoney Voucher! Thats right, £100! Each Month we dive head first into the review pile and pluck out of absolute favourite,which is really hard because there's a lot!.

    This months superstar reviewer is CocoDeMerLover with their review of the We-Vibe Vector.

    "The sensations this creates is simply amazing, and the possibilities in the patterns of vibration you can use are only limited by your imagination!" 
    Read the full review.

    Thank you CocoDeMerLover, enjoy your prize. You've earned it!

    There are also 2,000 Lovehoney points being awarded to our awesome runners up... (Dramatic drumroll please)

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