1. Spooky season is right around the corner, so it's time to dust off the costumes and carve up some pumpkins! In lieu of sweets, I have a different kind of treat for you. It's time for Review of the Month!

    Every month we get heaps of fabulous reviews, so to show our appreciation we select our absolute favourites from the month. The winner is treated to a £100 Lovehoney shopping voucher. Words in exchange for orgasms? Sign me up!

    This month the winner is Petrichor, for their delightful review of the Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo 7.5 Inch.

    "It's not only so bright that you can see it, it's bright enough that I could see what I was doing by it! This means that it's really helpful for navigation in the dark to see what you're doing without lights on, or even just under the covers, which is amazing for if you get chilly while your partner's going down on you. "

    Thank you for your spectacular review Petrichor enjoy your prize! If you want to read Petrichor's full review, you can find it here.

    But, who are our runners-up? Each runner-up will be awarded 2000 points!

    Goodbye summer, hello autumn! Autumn, to me, means sweater weather, piles of leaves to jump in, and Halloween approaching fast. It's the season that makes me feel warm and lovely inside, so what better way to kick it off than by doing something else that makes me feel nice and gooey inside?

    That's right, it's time for Review of the Month!

    Review of the Month is our way of saying "thank you" to our lovely reviewers for their spectacular reviews. So how does it work? Every Month we dive headfirst into the pile of reviews submitted that month and select our favourites. The winner gets a tasty £100 Lovehoney shopping voucher. to spend on whichever goodies take their fancy.

    This month, the reviewer who walks away with the gold is Melody, for their top notch review of the Nexus Revo Intense Rechargeable Rotating Silicone Prostate Massager.

    "On the lower setting it is so beautifully relaxing, several times I've drifted towards sleep. On the higher speed, the Revo pushes you relentlessly towards climax. Get the vibration right and your mind scrambles. "

    Congratulations, Melody. take your place atop my metaphorical podium. Check out Melody's review in its entirety here.

    But wait! There are still 3 runners-up to announce, who will each win 2000 points.

    Our lovely reviewers have been hard at work again this month, helping out by writing tip-top reviews. This does make it super hard to select a winner for Review of the Month, but I've persevered and selected this month's champion.

    But what is Review of the Month? Well, dear reader, each month one of our incredible reviewers is awarded the metaphorical reviewer crown (and a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree.) to say thank you for their spiffing review.

    This month, the crown is snapped up by KatiaGG for their amazing and informative review of the Roll Play Medium Butt Plug with Jiggle Ball and Suction Cup.

    "They were then impressed when they saw the solid medium size. What happened next was one of the most intense anal sessions of my life: Real balls-deep lots-of-lube fast-thrusting rough anal, for which I was extremely well prepared thanks to this plug. It actually felt amazing. My date said they had never had someone who could take such a solid pounding anally. I win a prize! I was exceedingly smug. Some of the credit goes to the plug.

    Congratulations,KatiaGG it looks like you've now won 2 prizes! Make sure to keep the review crown polished. Read the rest of KatiaGG's review here.

    But, who are our runners up? They each win 2,000 points each!

    As we welcome July (and the hot weather I hope it will bring), we say goodbye to June. But I'm not done with June just yet! I still need to announce the winner of Review of the Month.

    What is Review of the Month? Well, each month I go on a journey to find the BEST review published that month. Once our champion reviewer has been located, they are awarded with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree. I'm not fibbing: you could get a whole heap of treats just for your reviews!

    This month the shining star was...  GlGGlDY for their super informative review of the BASICS Trigger Penis Pump.

    "Trimmed/tidy down below probably helps, also a good coating of lube, not just on the rubber ring but I also put on my helmet so it didn't rub on the inside of the tube (I learnt that for my second use). Simple to use, get a semi, or erection and slide it in, maybe a couple of small pumps to draw it down your shaft and pull you fully in. A couple more pumps so you are just on the right side of uncomfortable and you will see through the tube your manhood thick, veiny and at full attention." 

    Congratulations, GlGGlDY, the reviewer crown goes to you this month! Make sure you check out GlGGlDY's full review here.

    But that's not everything, we still have to announce our runners up, who each win 2000 Points for their superb reviews.

    Summer is finally here, and the sun is shining. But the lovely toasty weather hasn't been the only thing that's hot hot hot. You've all been submitting such brilliant reviews and they are sizzling! It does make picking a winner extra hard, but I shall persevere.

    "A winner for what?" I hear you call... Well, it's Review of the Month of course! The time when we say thank you to our reviewers (your reviews really do help people) by awarding our favourite reviewer of the month with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree.

    This month, the reviewer on top is HunnyMonster29 with their cracking review of the Lovehoney Rechargeable Remote Control Large Love Egg (pardon the pun)! Make sure you check out the full review here.

    "Overall, I'm really taken with this egg. The versatility is really impressive: kegel weight, clit vibe, internal vibrator, PIV sex buddy and Egg Sex device. More than eggs-pected!" 

    Congratulations HunnyMonster29, the crown is yours... For now!

    But that's not all! I still need to announce our fantastic runners up (who each win 2000 points, whoop whoop)...

    Here at Lovehoney we love reading your reviews, plus our customers find them super helpful as well! So, as a thank you for continuing to write stellar reviews, we award the author of our favourite review for the month with a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree. It is time for *drum roll please!* REVIEW OF THE MONTH!

    This month,  Married Girl takes the crown with her delightful poetic review of the Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator! Make sure to check out the full review here. Below is a sneak peek:

    "I purchased this toy some few months ago, it taught me to climax, my very first O.

    A fable not fiction, of pressures and friction, and here's how I did it, my detailed description.

    So easy for some, years trying to cum, I felt so deflated, my body felt numb.

    I felt cheated and lied, too long had I cried, the whole of my life, orgasm denied." 

    I tip my proverbial hat to you Married Girl, you're this month's well deserved winner!.

    The days are getting longer and it looks like winter is well and truly over, so what better way to welcome in spring than to give one of our lush reviewers a £100 Lovehoney shopping spree? Yes, you read that correctly. Writing reviews could win you £100 worth of treats!

    This month I crown readysteadygonads as our review champion with their review of the njoy Pure Fun Stainless Steel P-Spot Butt Plug.

    "With a slight squeeze of the sphincter muscles, the pFun Plug will begin to massage the prostate to progressively induce sensations ranging all the way from a screaming down the walls ejaculatory orgasm, to long hours of quietly riding on the edge of internalised whole body sexual ecstasy." 

    If you want to read the rest of readysteadygonads' fabulous review then you can do so here.

    Did you think I was done? Oh no, we still have to announce our runners-up. Our runners-up are each awarded 2000 points!

    Continue reading to find out who else is a winner. Could it be you?

    February is the month of love (and pancakes) meaning I get to play Cupid this month. One of our fantastic reviewers has only gone and won a £100 Lovehoney voucher, meaning they get to go on a lush spending spree and find a new treat to fall in love with!

    How can I win a £100 Lovehoney voucher? Well...this is Review of the Month! When I put on my scuba gear and go deep diving into all the incredible reviews submitted this month and choose one review to rule them all. It is super hard to choose (as I am sure you can imagine) - y'all are just too good!

    This month, our victor is...Littlest_Red for their superstar review of the Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator.

    "I don't even need the highest setting on this toy, somewhere in the middle is perfect. I think this is a first with a vibe as I usually need the strongest setting to be able to cum. I like my vibrations deep/bassy (rather than high/buzzy like bullets), and holy hell does the X Pro 40 deliver on this front. If you're a power queen you're in for such a treat: the stimulation is so direct and intense." 

    Thank you for your stellar review Littlest_Red. Welcome to the hall of champions! If you want to read the review in its entirety then click here.

    But I'm not done just yet! There are still 2000 points to award to our three runners-up!

    As Valentine's Day approaches, it's time to spoil your lover rotten. But why risk splashing out on a naff teddy bear when you could give them what they really desire:

    A naughty night in with you.

    We're big fans of love here at Lovehoney. You could even say we love love. That's why when Valentine's rolls around, we like to celebrate by giving one very lucky couple a fabulous overnight stay in a dreamy location.

    And, because no romantic night is complete without a roll around in the haystack, the lucky couple will also receive one of our best-selling Seventh Heaven Romance sets.

    Each set is filled to the brim with tantalising gifts. From scented candles, to massage oil, to the WeVibe Couple's vibrator (which is worth 65 smackers on its own).

    So this season of lurrrrve, why not treat your lover like royalty, and jump on the good foot and do the bad thing in a brand new luxury location. Enter our competition for your chance to win.

    Simply answer a few short questions on our survey here, and leave your email address at the end of the survey for a chance to win this amazing prize.

    As the nights get colder and the year draws to a close, there's one thing that warms my heart... No, it's not Christmas... It's review of the month!

    Each month I get to squirrel through the reviews and select one review to rule them all... for that month, anyway. The review that reigns supreme will be awarded with a £100 Lovehoney Voucher! Free sex toys? Yes please!

    This month, we bow down to Mr Parker for their review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator.

    "If you haven't got one of these then I strongly recommend you buy one. For the price of a couple of bottles of decent wine you can give yourself (and maybe your partner) some gently erotic pleasure and you won't have a sore head in the morning (well, your head might be sore but it won't be the one sitting on your shoulders!)." 
    Read the full review

    Enjoy your prize Mr Parker, you've earned it.

    But there are three more seats around my metaphorical victors' table... Three more reviewers will be awarded with 2000 Lovehoney points!

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