Does Your Penis Have a Name? Take Our Poll - WIN a Cock Ring!

by Lovehoney

on 18 Jun 2015

Does Your Penis Have a Name? Poll

Long Dong Silver, The Pleasure Pump or maybe even Thor. All guys have a name for their… little friend? Right?

It's okay guys, you can admit it. Even super-cool Channing Tatum owned up to calling his man-pole Gilbert this week.

So if you or your partner have ever had a pet name for your trouser snake, we want to know.

Take the poll and, if you feel like sharing, write your willy's name in the comment section below*.

We will pick a name at random to receive a Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibrating Cock Ring worth £14.99.

You owe it to your penis really.

*Dont worry, you can still enter even if you don't have a penis or if your penis doesn't have a name. Just leave a comment.

The winner will be notified by email on Friday 19th June.

Does your penis have a name?
Yes - every penis deserves a name0%
No - he shall remain nameless0%
It used to have a name, many moons ago0%

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Originally published on 18 Jun 2015. Updated on 5 Aug 2020