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    1. Artificial Semen (250ml)

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      1. Artificial Semen (250ml)

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    1. Product Description

      Looks and feels just like the real thing! Artificial Semen for use with ejaculating toys. Do not swallow. No, really, don't swallow, it's not safe. But do splash it all over!

      Artificial Semen is made from a silicone liquid which combined with a talcum powder in a special magic way to product a life-like thick consistency.

      It's safe to get on your skin, but we don't recommend that you use internally (on him or her).

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