Igor The Octopus Massager
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As seen in Company January 2005! While it might look like something you'd find in the Early Learning Centre, this super-cute Octopus from Dr Sands (and his magic hands) is also a powerful massager!
The powerful vibrations reach right through to the tips of the rounded legs - great for aching backs, thighs...and wherever else you fancy! Great price too.
Igor The Octopus Massager
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Reviewed: 23 October 2007 by Miss Kitty, a Bisexual Married Female
I was sent this scary looking beastie to try out and when I saw him I thought “what the hell is it!?” but despite his gaudy colours and googly eyes he has been a great little toy.
I happened to have a nasty backache the day he arrived and I have to say he’s rather a relief! A bit awkward to try and use on your own back but if you have an extra pair of hands he’s a wonder.
As an extra test I took him with me to a fetish club, he picked up the nicknames “kinky calamari” and the “sex squid”. I have to say everybody loved him, initially giggling at his silly but endearing visage, then turning him on and setting him running across tables. Then he made his way through the room and down peoples back, massaging scalps, shoulders and tired muscles to cries of “oooooh” and “ahhhh, that’s so good!.” He was a huge hit and many people said they want one.
I have used him a lot on my shoulders, he has rather powerful vibrations and although I’m sure you could use him as a sex toy too I just can’t bring myself to try! You would basically have to use one of his feet as clitoral bullet but there is something so innocent looking about him, maybe the fact he does look like an early learning toy, or maybe it is just the thought of having sex with a plastic octopus that stares unblinkingly at you that make it just so ‘wrong’ to me. Sorry if you wanted juicy sexy details but I just couldn’t stuff him on my muff!
He’s not quiet, but if he’s an innocent shoulder and head massager it doesn’t matter, on my scalp I have to leave him switched off anyway, he’s rather nice that way on your head and having the vibration on gives me a headache, though one girl at the club like the vibration on her head so it is personal preference.
Overall I am very happy with him and he has been promised to return to my club too and visit his adoring fans.
- strong vibrations and very funky
- nothing really
- Bottom line
- A cute bit of fun and eases aches and pains
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