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    1. Seaman's Penis Vacuum Pump

      Average customer review 4 out of 5 stars6 reviews

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      1. Seaman's Penis Vacuum Pump

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    1. Product Description

      Great value pump with soft, noduled pleasure pads on the inner sleeve.

      Incredible suction, and pressure release valve too.

      Pumps are a great couples toy - your partner will love to watch you grow in size and thickness as you pump!

      8 inches in length, 2.5 inches diameter, 7.5 inches circumference at the widest point.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Seaman's Penis Vacuum Pump 6 4 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5

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      1. Seaman's Penis Vacuum Pump
      2. Seaman's Penis Vacuum Pump

        Our Price
        £16.99

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    1. Hit the spot every time

      Reviewed: 30 October 2011 by maidenfan, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I was a bit unsure of picking up a penis pump to start with as I was unsure how much growth I would I get from it.

      But now that I have purchased this one I urge everyone to go out and buy one. It increased the size of the head of my penis, ensuring that I was hitting my OH in the right spots every time.

      As for using the pump, it was really simple. Just connect up your hoses, apply a little lube and pump to your heart's desire.

      The case and the sleeve feel really sturdy so I imagine I will get lots of pumps out of this before I have to retire it.

      The only problem I really had was getting the sleeve back in the pump after I had cleaned it, but I got there in the end.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Increased length and girth of my penis.
      Cons
      The sleeve is pain to get back in the tube.
      Bottom line
      Great starter penis pump. Guaranteed to make her orgasm again and again.
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    1. It works

      Reviewed: 29 August 2010 by Gilberto, a Straight Married Male

      This pump won't give you permanent size or growth but use it a hour or two before having sex and you will definitely see gains in thickness and length, it should be used every other day as you would exercise any other muscle. I used a little lube in order to maximise the pumping procedure and following that made love to my wife after foreplay. Let's just say she orgasmed over and over again and this device has certainly spiced up our sex life and improved it.

      I would suggest removing the rubber sleeve as it can squash your penis when pumping, ensure no hair is trapped in the pump and that you use lube. Also do the procedure for about 20-30minutes and hold each maximum pump for a bout a minute or as long as you can hold it but make sure you keep checking your penis to prevent injury.

      I cant wait for my next love making session!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Temporary thicker, length penis and increased head size. Satisified wife.
      Cons
      The sleeve squashes your penis when you have pumped. Wife struggles with giving blowjob.
      Bottom line
      Well worth the money and great for temporary size gain!
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    1. Pump it up, good style!

      Reviewed: 27 August 2009 by horny balls, a Straight Married Male

      WOW, talk about getting a hard on. This baby pumps up the volume, good style.

      Amazing, amazing, amazing - what a difference after only one try.

      Strange sensations blast through your manhood like there's no tomorrow. You have to see it to believe it and you can, because the chamber is clear. I watched my flesh grow before my very eyes.

      Sceptical at first, but my woman thinks I'm the bee's knees now, in fact it's almost hanging to my knees!

      Joking aside, it's fantastic and well worth the pennies.

      It's my favourite toy at the moment.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy peasy to use, instant results
      Cons
      Air valve is not where it says on instructions
      Bottom line
      A good buy, not a waste as my woman thought it might be
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes