1. Adam and Eve Dick Plumper Thickening Cream

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      1. Adam and Eve Dick Plumper Thickening Cream

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    1. Product Description

      Looking to leave a big impression? Plump it up with this stimulating, water-based thickening cream! Designed to stimulate the blood vessels in the penis, simply apply liberally to the head and shaft for tingling sensations that thicken and enlargen.

      Dispense a little cream onto your hands and massage into the penis before intercourse.

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      1. Adam and Eve Dick Plumper Thickening Cream
      2. Adam and Eve Dick Plumper Thickening Cream

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        £9.99
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        £5.00
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    1. Does nothing that's on the tin!

      Reviewed: 15 December 2009 by EskimoKisser, a Straight Married Male

      I bought this, not because size is a problem, but because I was told that it would help blood flow and therefore, sensitivity (I'm quite insensitive - not in the emotional sense).

      Basically, it says to "apply to desired area", which I'm guessing is code for "rub it in to your penis". I'm not entirely sure why they went conservative with the context of the instructions, when the name is "Dick Plumper", but after applying not too liberally - but enough, I can certainly say that there was absolutely no change in the size and/or appearance of my dick.

      Now, down to how it feels and the sensitivity issue.

      It's essentially a menthol cream, that feels exactly like leaving Mint Source shower gel on your private areas for a few mins too long in the shower - not something most people do, but I've made the mistake once or twice.

      It's quite a cold feeling and not all that enjoyable. A few minutes later, it is less bad but when you get to its use, it makes no difference in sensitivity, but just a different sensation.

      I've probably used this for the last time (total number of times: 1) and I'd suggest Mint Source shower gel as a much nicer smelling, cheaper alternative.

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The packaging lies.
      Cons
      The words on the packaging being false.
      Bottom line
      Terrible.
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