The Best Sex Positions to Try Out During Eurovision
on 26 Apr 2023
Sex to the songs of the Eurovision contest? We’re all over it!
Skimpy outfits, outrageous dance routines, heart-shaped hand gestures and a whole ton of sequins – it’s the time of year we all can’t get enough of. Eurovision 2023 is fast underway, but as contestants are getting ready to wow us for all the right (and wrong!) reasons, we’re lining up with some of our best sex positions to get you in the mood for what’s certain to be an unforgettable night!
PS: The only costume change you’re going to need is a slip into your sexiest lingerie.
Strummer
Forget about Guitar Hero, it’s time to get your riff on and progress to far more exciting orgasmic levels with The Strummer sex position. Gently strum those sweet spots into a blissful climactic state as you adapt this intimate sex position to suit your preferred type of pleasure.
From foreplay to penetration, The Strummer has all bases covered.
Throw in a vibrating butt plug or strap-on dildo to ramp up the big O volume!
Concertina
Channel your inner dance ability with this slightly acrobatic sex position. Concertina is one to try for a subtle introduction to a Dom/sub scenario, and while it may look a little complicated to pull off, you’ll only want more when you master it.
Take advantage of this position being a delightful tangle of limbs and further the Dom/sub scenario by introducing restraints for the reclining partner.
Restrain their ankles with a spreader bar or handcuff their wrists to add delicious kink and put the penetrating partner in complete control.
Space Hopper
We’ll never forget Sam Ryder’s incredible Eurovision entry of Spaceman, but if you’re looking for a sex position that will raise those orgasmic screams to a higher pitch than Sam’s best ballads, this is it.
Space Hopper gives the person on top full control. Not only can they control the speed and depth of penetration, but their lover gets full access to their butt – perfect for tantalising anal play.
An under-the-mattress restraint system lets you lock your lover in place for duration of your Eurovision-worthy show.
Showcase
Get set for your best solo performance yet and steal the spotlight with an intimate show for one. This raunchy masturbation position will not only feel good but will look great too. Whether you’re self-stimulating in a moment of privacy, or performing for the adoring eyes of your lover, Showcase is a must-try stance that will bring you to climax in an instant.
Because this masturbation position mimics a popular couples position, using a male masturbation toy and thrusting into it can make the experience feel quite authentic.
Lock 'n' Rock
Get ready to rock and enjoy intense waves of G-spot and P-spot pleasure with this thrilling sex position. Inspired by doggy-style, and perfect for introductory rear-entry penetration, Lock ‘n’ Rock is satisfyingly good all round.
Shake things up a little by introducing some toys into your intimate session. A bullet vibe, vibrating cock ring or butt plug will have you singing for those big O’s as you rock out to this year’s leading Eurovision tunes.
The Magic Number
Get the whole band involved with this pleasure party sex position. The Magic Number is perfect for throuples and couples who just want to fantasise the involvement of a third lover.
Combining oral and penetration with a great view all round, everyone’s getting lucky! To bring more sparkle to this sex-fest than you can expect to see on the Eurovision stage, why not throw in a jewelled butt plug?
If you want to keep things exclusive, the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Realistic Vagina, Ass and Tits Masturbator can also take the place of a third lover, and is perfect for practicing out those oral skills too.