Buttr Major League Extra Large Anal Dildo 10 Inch

Know this about the Major League Extra Large: The Glorious Moment when you body finally accepts the full payload, and you are stuck at that second in time. You can’t go forward because, well you just can’t. You definitely don’t want to go back because it just feels so good, the joy of what you have spent the last few nights working so hard to achieve. So, you are stuck, paralysed in ecstasy, wondrously fulfilled, with a massive rubber bullet in your ass, contemplating how you reached this point in your life.Rewind: The bullet represents a big step up in my anal game. Since receiving the shipping notice, reading and re reading the product description I wondered if I might be over stretching myself, literally. A little anxious, excited scared about my order. “Perfect for very experienced anal players.” Sure, I could handle the ‘extra girthy’ dildos I’ve been enjoying. Blasé about them maxing out at 6.5 to 7 inches circumference but at 8.75 inches the Bullet’s extra two ticks will be a challenge. Out of the bland shipping box, I have to say I’m impressed by the product packaging. Building on the military theme, it’s army styled, based on a munitions container and you can tell the design team have had a lot of fun in assembly. It definitely puts a smile on my face with stand-out slogans like “Mission: Lock and Load”, “Fire in the Hole” and “Hold Tight, Incoming” hitting you and continuing through to the inner packaging. Lifting it out, the Major League Extra Large is not as intimidating as it had become to my mind. In the hand it’s heavy, yes as the ’10 pounds’ emblazoned on the box reminds you. My fingers and thumb may be a good inch away from meeting, but it looks do-able. Like all good manoeuvres, it needs a plan for successful operation. A three-stage process. The bullet tip to ease things open, ring one, then ring two and the lovely straight smooth sides to glide it home. It might take a couple or few nights but I’m ready for battle.Lubing up, the Bullet feels terrific. First time around, I’ve not even bothered to slick the 10-inch shaft so I’ve plenty to grip as I ease in the tip. The base acts as suction cup so you have both hands free to guide the entry and aid the stretch. The fix is good, not the best maybe but anything else may compromise the excellent military aesthetics of the bullet. Still tough enough, though, to stick this ten-pound monster firmly to the door. Moving to the floor the Bullet is strong and straight so you can literally sit your whole weight on it, something I’ve not been able to do with most other dildos. On the ground, another thing I love about the Major League is that I can gently bounce on it. There is so much rubber in the shaft and it is so straight that you can physically feel it compressing as you put your weight on it then springing back at you as you begin to lift. I’ve now concentrated most of the lube around the two transitions and leaning back a little eases over the first hurdle. My physical anatomy is now as big an obstacle as the stretch, working out the best way to navigate around the coccyx but patience, a couple more nights, more lube, more lean and just a little more bounce and victory is mine. More and more intense, more pleasure!I love the silky sides. Veins on the ‘realistics’ look fantastic and feel good but they can sometimes leave you a little sore as they rub, particularly with some materials. I’m sure the Bullet’s high quality PVC contributes, but at this stretch, smooth is good and I’m looking forward to sliding down further as my experience with this toy grows. Yes, the whole operation may have been easier if the steps up in circumference had been rounded or the transition between stages slightly longer, to get the first part fully home before contending with the main shaft but this would compromise a concept which Buttr have fully embraced and delivered. Did I cum? No, but that wasn’t the aim when I fired this beautiful black bullet. It would have required transferring and detracting from the point of infinite pleasure. In this contest, anal satisfaction wins over all else and after four days, at the moment of triumph, my brain was totally and gloriously f*cked.