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      1. Uniform Behaviour DVD - Anna Span Volume 3
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    1. We liked it

      Reviewed: 30 August 2007 by sexybeast

      This is a DVD by Anna Span, a female director who makes videos from the women's point of view, so the story goes. We really liked it and found it very funny. My sons watched it as well and also thought it was funny which after all is what its supposed to be. So I guess it served its purpose. I don't know what the other reviewers were expecting but I have to agree to disagree with them.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It's funny and different
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Porn with humor
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    1. "uniform" is the right word for this softcore

      Reviewed: 11 April 2008 by purrverse

      It's a softcore dvd. I don't know why, somehow, porn with long nailed ladies stroking each other clumsily and porn without penises is a "woman's point of view". Not this woman, that's for sure!

      I loved the uniforms, but missed the hardcore sex. And- trim those nails before you put them in each others pussies, ladies! Yeow!

      I just felt like this wasn't anything special. It was something Playboy TV would put out, or Larry Flynt. Whatever, I'm over that sort of thing.

    2. Overall Rating
      3 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The girls are, at least, mostly attractive.
      Cons
      Softcore and boring.
      Bottom line
      Meh. You get better porn off redtube for free.
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    1. Well......

      Reviewed: 01 November 2007 by pink-and-black-peter-pan

      Indeed i agree with the others..... no willies .....i watched this.... tis poo.... nothing spectacular..... the girls and lads aren't particularly stunning..... its nothing special really.... more humour than anything else..... ah well......

      so if you want a laugh and a bit of soft late night TV like porn buy it ..... if you want something more hardcore ....Then Dont!

    2. Overall Rating
      3 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Some hot guys
      Cons
      Most things
      Bottom line
      Pooey
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    1. Could have been good...

      Reviewed: 09 June 2008 by gingercummings

      Could have been good...but sadly it was a huge disappointment. If this is a porno from 'a woman's point of view', then I'd like to know what sort of woman wants to view..nothing!

      In my opinion, this film is more suited to men - you don't see any cock, but you get to see all of the girls.

      Left me feeling frustrated.

    2. Overall Rating
      2 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The situations are funny(ish)
      Cons
      Leaves you wanting a LOT more - and not in a good way!
      Bottom line
      I wouldn't bother if I were you, waste of money.
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    1. Porn you can watch with your Mum.

      Reviewed: 20 October 2007 by ladyvelvet

      Unfortunately this DVD does suffer from a lack of any anything really rude. As previously mentioned there are no WILLIES.

      I bought it because I wanted to see Willies and lots of them.

      My first thought on viewing it was that had been made by a film student for their A level art project. The budget is obviously very small - the uniforms, props etc are all really old and/or basic and the stars not your average everyday beauties.

      The crowning moment of silliness for me was in when invited to DP a lady in a threesome, a policeman enthusiastically says " Aye me duck"????

      I pressed the mute button - much better.

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Entertaining enough to watch after a few bevvies
      Cons
      15 words isn't enough
      Bottom line
      Like a Carry on Film with extra nudity.
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    1. Not enough to justify an arrest, cardiac or otherwise.

      Reviewed: 19 July 2007 by private-debora-cheri

      You would have to really lust after uniforms to enjoy watching this. The most arousing part was when two nurses lather and shave a resisting patient and attack him with their voluptuous breasts. Even this lack lustre scene doesn’t include a glimpse of penis.

      Most of the men are reasonably attractive, except one police officer who looks like a chuckle brother. The actors and actresses are generally very young. The boys look callow and inexperienced which is appropriate for when they are being taught gynaecology but not for the rest of the film.

      Despite being born and bred in the capital I found the Eastenders whine which the actors have extremely irritating.

      I suppose for men there is no risk of eye slippage (i.e. there is no risk of seeing another man’s penis.) But do real men care about seeing other men’s equipment? There is also no chance of seeing anything interesting of the women.

      I think Anna Span missed a brilliant opportunity a prison officer could have put someone in a solitary confinement cage or chained their ankles and punished their prisoner but regrettably nothing exciting happens.

      My fantasies are not about seeing a man in uniform but rather about seeing him take it off. Not a single moment of arousal. It isn’t even bad enough to be funny.

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      If I said it is well made someone might buy it, so I won’t.
      Cons
      Porn from the ‘female point of view’ without an erect penis, I don’t think so!
      Bottom line
      This wouldn’t be sexually appealing to any red blooded person.
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    1. Awful

      Reviewed: 15 July 2007 by OralLover, a Straight Engaged Male

      My partner bought this for us to watch on my birthday. Some attractive ladies (though certainly not universally so) and some attractive blokes (I guess!) but that's the good bit over with.

      Slow, boring, soft, lame, hidden-action, non-sexual rubbish. Never mind 'no erections' for the ladies: how about no actual cocks at all? Or fannys? Or... well anything really. It's like watching a moving saucy postcard. Without the sauce.

      Dreadful rubbish - We'd recommend you save your twenty quid and watch something late-night on the telly.

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Pretty ladies are featured. Sometimes...
      Cons
      Everything. Doesn't even qualify as 'softcore',
      Bottom line
      That whirring noise you can hear is Mary Millington spinning in her grave...
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