Lovehoney Glow Up Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

I'm a single asexual who has never really had anything down there other than tampons (which I honestly hate). I'm uncomfortable with even touching down there and even worse with the idea of penetration, so as such I've never actually masturbated before.

I bought a slightly different version (the cosmopolitan) which isn't available any, but I'm fairly sure is basically the same as this one so the review is still applicable.

Honestly, this felt amazing. I've only tried it outside my underwear so far, but wow, I did not think it would feel that nice. It's small but powerful and the different settings make for an even more interesting experience. I can't wait until I'm comfortable enough to try it directly on skin.

I was sent this toy in exchange for an honest review, so here is my opinion!

The packaging is suitably tiny and classic LH. Simple, informative and classy. You could put this on a supermarket shelf and it would not look out of place.

Inside we find the shiny purple vibe along with a short USB charging cable. The vibe is metal and feels quiet heavy which I like. The shiny nature means it picks up finger prints and such, but let's be honest, it is not going to stay reflective when it gets... sticky!

I really like the fact it is rechargeable. I have had battery ones but they never last and ate power. This has a self-healing charge port, which means, yes, it is waterproof! I major plus I think you will agree. This also makes cleaning much easier.

It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns. Even the lowest setting is pretty powerful. Put it down and it will race away! I liked the LED button that glows too. Nice to have in the dark.

Having used all the settings, I finally climaxed in a pretty intense way. This thing really does punch well above its weight!

Frankly this is a must-have for any toybox.

It may be small but god does it pack a punch! I never expect too much power from a bullet, so I was seriously impressed by this one, i's equivalent in power to the expensive clitoral pebble vibe I have.

This bullet is great. Not only is it stunning with its rose gold metallic sheen, the self-healing silicone for the charger is a really cool touch, making the entire thing dependably waterproof. It also charges super quick and seems to keep it's charge for a long time.

It's got a single button which has a nice texture and is super easy to turn on and off and cycle through the settings. The patterns are great too, really distinctive changes between high and low power, and my god some of them packed a punch (hello pattern no. 3!)

The only downside is that it's a little noisy, but absolutely not the worst - and it's not surprising given how strong the vibrations it makes are!

Overall I'm really impressed; it's pretty, powerful, easy to use, rechargeable, waterproof... it just ticks all the boxes for a bullet. I'm pretty confident I won't be using any other bullets now this one is in the toybox, it's just in a different league.

This is shiny, new and it vibrates - guaranteed to relieve any lockdown frustrations!

Who says staying at home is boring?

It has been scientifically proven (I think) that orgasms for women (and men) are good for physical health, sexual health and also for general wellbeing and feelings of self-worth. They make you feel good. And this little toy will deliver all those benefits - believe me! I don’t know if it will put any therapists out of business, but there is no harm in trying it to see and every reason why you should.

This bullet is quiet enough to use in a room by yourself, or under a duvet, if you are concerned that others might hear. It survived my bathroom test - shower running, no audible buzzing. It has 3 vibrating speeds (they are the ones I’m most interested in - I wish it had 4) and 7 patterns. When it is turned off and on again, it starts with the first speed so you scroll up to find your favourite setting. Plenty to keep anyone occupied in between trips to the park.

It looks good - a classy looking rose gold, with a discreet charging point. It is sleek and streamlined enough to keep in a handbag. It is a little thicker and, therefore, less targeted for those who like pinpoint stimulation but great for anyone who just likes clit play. The third speed is a bit buzzy, so it loses a few points there, but this is a minor point for me.

Setting number two was all it took! I’m just glad that rechargeable bullets are becoming more readily available without having to spend mega-bucks. The bullet is also short and can be fitted in between partners during sex in most positions I can think of. It fits inside toys too if you have one which needs a bullet.

The packaging (external delivery box plain, as always) is a little box which contains the bullet and the recharging cable. It looks good. I’m not sure it quite does the job for storage as it has to be torn to get into, but this little bullet deserves a little satin bag of its own. Take note, if you are buying as a gift - this would make it look much more expensive.

It is rechargeable and also made of plastic, so it doesn’t have quite so much ‘give’ but is a godsend to those of us who like firmer toys. Did I mention - it is rechargeable? Bring on the matching vibrator.

I was extremely pleased to be given the opportunity to review this product (thank you LH!).

As the proud owner of a massive collection of sex toys and lingerie and a huge fan of clit stimulation toys, I think its fair to say when it comes to the clit I know all about it!

I was super excited to receive the bullet and upon opening the compact box my first impressions were how similar it was visually to the Cosmopolitan 10 function bullet vibrator(which I also own)!! Its the same shape, same size, has the same rounded tip to it and also has the same design when it comes to the on/off button. Anyway (more on that later).

On charge the bullet went for a whole 20 mins (first charge) before I tried this bad boy out!

To turn the bullet on you keep your finger pressed on the on button, you then press again to fire up the bullet and start the vibrations. You can click your way easily through the selection of different functions available, and to switch off, again keep your finger pressed on the button.

Performance wise, the first 3 settings are 3 different speeds settings for continuous vibrations. The first two are nice and relaxing settings, not too strong but just enough to get you going. The third speed packs one hell of a punch! If you're a clit stim lover you will love this setting. The vibrations are very powerful, but if you want to take your time I'd recommend turning it down a notch!

I went through the rest of the settings, each offering a different pattern but equally as delicious!! As offerings go, the various speeds, patterns and strengths of this bullet has enough to please everyone! Nobody could be disappointed with this!

Noise wise, this isn't the quietest at all. Some of the settings are very powerful and this does reflect in the sound. Best place for a sneaky session with this bullet is under the duvet, or even better, in the shower!

The bullet visually is a very pretty rose gold colour. It is waterproof and comes together with a USB cable. As it's waterproof it's so easy to keep clean. The bullet works best teamed with a pea size amount of water-based lube for extra comfort.

After I had finished the test part of reviewing this product curiosity got the better of me and I reached for the Cosmopolitan bullet. With this bullet in my left hand and the LH Rose Gold Bullet in my right I began to switch through the settings of each bullet. My initial thought was right, both of the bullets are pretty much identical, not also visually but function wise as well!

If you already own a Cosmopolitan bullet, my opinion is that you would be wasting your money if you purchased this product as there is barely any difference between the 2 bullets. If you do not own either of the bullets then the very slight differences I found were as follows:

The Cosmopolitan switches on from the first press, the LH version doesn't. You have to press the button a second time to fire up the bullet. The light on the Cosmopolitan bullet is a lot brighter than the LH version. The vibrations on the (almost the same) functions of the Cosmopolitan bullet just have that edge being more powerful.

Apart from the above, to separate the 2 bullets I think the price and the visual colour preference would have to come into it.

Overall the LH Rose Gold rechargeable bullet vibrator is a fantastic clitoral toy. I would highly recommend every clit lover should own one, but only if they don't already own the Cosmopolitan bullet!