Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Harness Kit 6 Inch

TL;DR:

A great accessible harness for a first-time strap-on user, and the dildo replaced a long time favourite toy. :)

The Harness:

This is the most exciting part. Despite being no stranger to this kind of play we've never actually owned a harness. So this being an affordable harness and a toy that looked good too, is pretty much perfect. I've always thought a good harness was out of my price range and I didn't want something that didn't do the job. This is very much the harness that we've been waiting for as it does the job while not trying to be too fancy. The straps are more than sufficient to hold everything in place through vigorous usage, which is the only big ask for a harness; this one has definitely been field tested. It comes with three sizes of O ring which is nice as it fits one of our smaller existing toys.

The Dildo:

This is a really nice dildo that enabled me to decommission an older, though also well loved, toy. The material is soft yet unrelenting and feels very life-like. The length and girth are both perfect for me. A warm up is definitely required, but it's just right once warmed up to it; my ideal size for a toy. Pushing you a little bit further than you think is enough but not taking you too far. The material the toy is made from is exactly what I would want out of a toy. It has all of the right feeling to it but it has no negative smell or taste, which are two underestimated properties of a good toy.

I have a few strap-ons, a few strapless strap-ons. I feel like I'm always searching for "the one". I think most people will agree any dildo will do, pretty much, but the strap is everything. I've had straps that inexplicably sit like a thong, and the embarrassing event of strapless ones just... slipping out.

But this one... This one just may be the one.

I have quite a few of the Lifelike product range, and the Lovehoney brand really shows it's love for the game. The box design as always is clean and bright looking, simple but lovely. Crack it open to find the harness, plus a pack of O-rings in a few sizes with one attached, and the Lifelike lover itself all separately packaged. The straps are that nylon sort of material that I assumed at first would chafe awfully, but if anything once secured just provided more grip for less slip.

The perfect O-ring for the accompanying dildo was already attached so that popped in easily and there's a little pocket behind it to slip in a vibe (about the side of your average index finger, though it is stretchy).

The straps loop around the waist and both legs and can be tightened or loosened easily - though I might have liked a little clip or something to easy realise it ultimately probably serves better as is. At least there's no confusion when taking off and on with what strap goes where.

The front bit is soft and pleasant. And the harness is easily adjustable from as small as you can think right up. One of my partners is an XXL and he loves the fit.

I'll be honest, I do love just standing around with everything attached. As a masc-leaning enby there's some comfort and dysphoria relief, even with the straps visible. The life-like lover is a perfect size, very flexible. Not too hard or too soft. I've written extensive reviews of the base model and the squirting model and I can't recommend them highly enough.

Paired with the strap it's quite the sight. And so much fun to play with. There's no slipping or chafing or any real issues of note. I absolutely adore this product and I just can't wait to play with it some more.

It's not the easiest material in the world to clean easily. The toy itself is fine but the strap requires a little extra care to ensure hygiene is maintained, if things get messy.

I received this product as part of Lovehoney’s tester program, in return for an honest review. Delivery arrived as usual in discreet packaging.

We’ve tried out quite a few strap-on harness products and have to say that this is one of the best.

First up, the harness is pretty simple to work out as opposed to somewhere an array of different straps seem to be flapping everywhere! Once you’ve stepped into the harness, the straps are easily adjustable and didn’t come loose despite some intense movement. It did take a couple of minutes to find the ultimate and most comfortable fit but after that, there was no worrying.

The harness comes with three O-rings which allows you to use any other dildos which you may have in your collection. The O-rings are easily swapped and fasten securely.

The dildo which comes with this product is from the standard lifelike lover range and weighs in at 5 inches. We have a larger Lifelike toy which we also used with the harness. The 5-inch Lover has a decent feel and pretty realistic with plenty of veins and balls too. It has a solid feel but is also flexible enough for play/comfort. It has a powerful suction cup which we used to act out a couple of MMF fantasies.

Overall, we loved this product and it’s great for beginners and more advanced couples too.